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Rules to fighting ? Well those depend on the context .

If I find myself in a headlock after a band of drunken louts descend upon me as I stumble my way home... three words: go for balls .

No mercy on his ass, twist and crunch 'dem balls until he lets you out from under his sweaty armpit. And after that, maybe throw one punch to regain your honour, then run like hell .

Like my papi used to say: "Make big friends or learn to run fast"

Yeah, if someone starts a fight with me and I'm outnumbered, no mercy. They broke the rules of an honorable fight and I'll do whatever I can to come out of that fight on top. This kid just decided he'd like to whack my little brother in the junk with a hammer. That's just evil in so many ways.

Is that a lesson learned in retrospect to last nights discussion ?

Aye, figured it's a valuable one too. My buddy lost a girl that way.

Well, we all learn something every day. Abuse is okay if it's sexually related and not taken too far, otherwise she'll pack up and leave. Oh, and if you're outnumbered in a fight, although I prefer dry gulching and some other things compared to hitting somebody in the nuts, anything goes to protect yourself if you can't get out of it.

Mag has an archive of the lessons posted... whenever I am feeling ignorant or my brain has been nullified from excessive alcohol consumption I also take a gander over these wise words...

Guaranteed to make you perverse and corrupt in under 48 hours!

Archive!? Where do we find it?

On the first page of this thread... at the bottom of Mag's glorious opening day post for this fine college

*chuckles* Yeah, if you're ever trying to find them, at your suggestion I put them all into a list, and there's a link to the post in my very first post on this thread. Rather than digging for them, just open the first page and click on the links to them.

Most have just been the end result of drunken sleep deprivation, fun nights, or memories.

You beat me to it! Your like a wonderful drunken assistant.

Wow. I feel... complete...

Ha, I feel hungry and frustrated.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Your like a wonderful drunken assistant. [/QUOTE]

I was taught by the best

Ha, who would that be?

Ahh...good times. I kind of miss working, and then spending my whole paycheck on drunken naughtiness for a few days. Expensive though.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, I feel hungry and frustrated. [/QUOTE]

Go eat and... well.. you know... Wash the car... or water the garden Or whatever you enjoy doing with your hose...

Hoses can be fun with the right company on a hot day.

I think I'll order me a pizza. The little one screams if I leave the room to go cook or anything.

I'm starving and generally don't get to eat until 4 pm or so because of her. Waking up at 8 and eating breakfast 8 hours later isn't pleasant.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, who would that be?
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=]"Those who pass inspection will be taken under my wing and brought into
Magrus' College of Perversion, Corruption, Debauchery and World Domination. All shall quiver in the face of bawdiness, incoherent yet highly sexed drunken babble and unstoppable binge sprees. Fear not, For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever
Barmen "[/QUOTE]

-Magrus 13:21

[QUOTE=Magrus]Hoses can be fun with the right company on a hot day.
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Or a cold day... for that matter

[QUOTE=Denethorn]-Magrus 13:21 [/QUOTE]

HA. Wonderful! Maybe I should do a pervert's bible and use your little quotes as the inner sleeve summary.

[QUOTE=giles337]Or a cold day... for that matter [/QUOTE]

Indeed, then you have to warm up your company.

great minds thing alike, mag

Yep, if mom calls and interrupts my entertaining guests to water her stupid flowers, well the hose is hard to control sometimes.