Top Ten Game

shana · Post by **shana** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:40 pm

7. Make a new plan, Stan.

6. No need to be coy, Roy.

Someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:46 pm

5. It's not you, it's me... not liking you :laugh: :mischief:

shana · Post by **shana** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:48 pm

4. I've decided to play for the other team! :laugh:

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:51 pm

[QUOTE=shana]4. I've decided to play for the other team! :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't say that to your lover, he might get interested again...

shana · Post by **shana** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:54 pm

Yes, that one probably only works for guys!

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:59 pm

[QUOTE=shana]Yes, that one probably only works for guys![/QUOTE]

:laugh: Exactly what I was thinking :mischief:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:20 pm

Well, Shana, which team were you batting for originally?

3. Its not me, its you.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:21 am

2. I am sorry, my dear, but I just don't feel the same now you have reached puberty.....

shana · Post by **shana** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:29 pm

1. Frankly, My Dear, I don't give a damn!

Top Ten Reasons to Hate Starbucks

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:54 pm

10). You find yourself window shopping in an up-scale, non-threatening little town and decide to stop for coffee. Upon leaving the establishment your gaze is directed to the other row of shops and restaurants on the other side of the street where, to your horror, you discover... Another Starbucks. Your head, unable to process this bit of information, promptly explodes.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:47 am

9) You go in and ask for a coffee...

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:59 am

8.) You go in and ask for a small, and they tell you they don't do small. What is wrong with you, you corporate freaks?! No smalls?!

I swear, if I actually liked coffee, and I had a gaggle of friends with me, I would order a small, let them tell me they don't do small, and then pin them with my hardest stare. "Did you just correct me? Did you just correct me, a customer? What happened to a customer always being right, huh?"

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:05 am

Well, they have never corrected me, they just reword my order:

Shana: I'd like a small, please.
Barrista: That's one tall, coming up!!

7. Overly perky employees who refer to themselves as barristas!!

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:10 am

6. You really don't like coffee... (obvious.)
5. They bulldozed your home for a new establishment of their corporation.
4. You're fired from Starbucks over something utterly ridiculous.
3. You pay bucks, you get ... coffee ??
2. There's no starbucks anywhere in your area and you're not familiar with it... Still, you have to make up reasons to hate them, because it's the rules of the game... Hate that.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:03 pm

Ik forgot the obvious one given his nationality:

1. They sell coffee in a coffeeshop!

Top ten ways on justifying for yourself doing/eating something that is bad for your health

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:20 pm

10. Do you want to live forever?

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:10 pm

9. Its okay--I went to the gym earlier.

(Ik, for someone who doesn't have a Starbucks, you seem to have grasped the concept very well!!

Lestat, where do YOU get coffee??????????)

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:33 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]2. I am sorry, my dear, but I just don't feel the same now you have reached puberty.....[/QUOTE]

:laugh:

8. Listen to your stomach, not your doctor.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:48 pm

@ Shana: weeeell, when I go to a coffeeshop in Holland, I don't go for the coffee, so to speak, in fact Dutch coffeeshops are known for quite a few things, but coffee isn't one of them.

shana · Post by **shana** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:57 pm

@Lestat--so I've heard!! Unfortunately, here, you are basically stuck with overpriced coffee and biscotti!