DF Tavern

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:15 pm

Hip flasks are only threatening when they are empty.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:15 pm

@Ysh: "These beasts were lost and forgotten...."

@Ned: I look forward to it too...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:24 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Hip flasks are only threatening when they are empty.

Precisely!

@Gwally - you leave no space for artistic licence

that sounds too much like they were dumped, rather than overlooked

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:42 pm

@ Ysh -- Are these mean men pickin' on you? I have no idea what in the nine hells we're all going on about, I think I'll sip on my drink (Compliments to Ned) and try to figure it out...That'll give me something to do.

Hip flasks...I approve!

...When they are full, of course.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:46 pm

@A-c - I am only humouring them

Oh!!! that is my whiskey Ned is giving out!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:49 pm

by AC
Hip flasks...I approve! ...When they are full, of course.

Ahhh....someone who speaks my language.

Do you all think it would possible to take this intellectual discussion about the quirks of languages to a different thread.

Really, I thought the tavern was created for less cordial behavior.

"All I need is some good grog and a fine lass on me lap."

@Ysh, the only thing your whisky is shared with is me belly. Aaaargh!! Aaaarghhh! Aaarrghh!!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 2:54 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Ahhh....someone who speaks my language.

Do you all think it would possible to take this intellectual discussion about the quirks of languages to a different thread. Really, I thought the tavern was created for less cordial behavior.

"All I need is some good grog and a fine lass on me lap."

@Ysh, the only thing your whisky is shared with is me belly. Aaaargh!! Aaaarghhh! Aaarrghh!!

LOL!

LMAO! - are you asking us to take the spam out of the tavern?? this is an ale and beef discussion going on here!

So, this is an optimistic impersonation of Guybrush Threepwood then?

Oh dear!

now he is chucking it back up!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:07 pm

LMAO!

You know, Ysh, this is really good stuff, this whiskey! **holds up her drink brightly** Where do you get it? I know how Ned gets (steals) it, but...

Why go spam another thread? I'm having fun trying to pass out over here, thank-you! **Hick!**

@ Ned -

Hey...do I recognize that girl on his lap? Alright, Ysh, is there something you wanna tell us?

Hey, if you gotta empty your stomach's contents by getting rid of it through the same way it went down, then please, not on my glass coaster. It's a nice bar up here, it is...**hick**

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:17 pm

That was more of a pirates Arrr ArrrArrr. I apologize for the spelling. Here we go again.

Ysh,

'twould bed uh troo disgraiyce if'n eye whurr bahrfin' up yer jameson.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 3:24 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
LMAO!

You know, Ysh, this is really good stuff, this whiskey! **holds up her drink brightly** Where do you get it? I know how Ned gets (steals) it, but...

Why go spam another thread? I'm having fun trying to pass out over here, thank-you! **Hick!**

@ Ned -

Hey...do I recognize that girl on his lap? Alright, Ysh, is there something you wanna tell us?

Hey, if you gotta empty your stomach's contents by getting rid of it through the same way it went down, then please, not on my glass coaster. It's a nice bar up here, it is...**hick**

so I have to protect my Jemmies from you too?

LMAO!

Yes...Ned is wearing that dress again

Nice to rest your head on a dry bar too, right?

@Ned - ROFLMAO!

Indeed it would, it becomes just a little too acidic - trust me.....

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:10 pm

You know, this reminds me of that time...waaaay back...(Jan reference) it was only a few months ago when we had a guy stabbed in a local bar. Too drunk to realize it, he went home with a knife sticking out of his back and went to bed. Early the next morning, his wife found it and tried to pull it out...It was lodged in there so good they had to send him to the E.R....True story! Honest *hic* to *hic* Sylvanus!

Now, I think I'll try to see if I can get myself that drunk...Please resist all urges to put a knife in my back....

Ned! I didn't know you were a transvestite! Oh well...I'm not sober enough to care (Just got back from a day at the beach. You know how it is...)

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:30 pm

Um, why is Aqua-Chan sitting on the back fence singing "We Are Siamese, If You Please"?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:38 pm

Ha ha. Very funny.

**Innocent Spammer**

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 4:40 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

Ha ha. Very funny.

**Innocent Spammer**

The spam has got you as soon as you deny it!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:14 pm

Well, Ysh, in comparison between yours and my Message Counts, the Spam bug has you by the throat!

If I keep this up, I'll catch up to you in no time...

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:30 pm

Ah, yes...

Beloved of yucky manufactured victuals, truly a delight when served in heaping, gooey amounts.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:16 pm

....And the British wonder why people joke about their cuisine.......

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:21 pm

Hi dw!

@dragon wench:

Hi! I hope you didn't look at my post in the "COMMs to the Rescue!" No, I hope you haven't, 'cause I gave dynamite to the wrong frog. It's just plain embarrassin', it is.

Do the brits like spam? Ugh. Nice and disgusting.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:29 pm

Spam. Everyone's top choice in artificial, salty, canned meat. Yum.

Hey, DW. It's been a while since I've talked to you...Nobody PMs me anymore!

Now Gwally's pickin' on me and nobody is defending me from him **gives DW a nudge**!

Only Ysh is my friend now...(TOTEMICS RULE ALL!) But who knows how long that friendship will last....

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 8:38 pm

@Aqua-chan:

Spam. Everyone's top choice in artificial, salty, canned meat. Yum.

Spam is but the first on the road to completely goopy artificially congealed foods. After spam, one must graduate to potted meat, truly a modern expression of tastelessness at it's zenith.

Nobody PMs me anymore!

Well, at least you used to be PMed. Nobody ever PMs me.

I can understand, though. I'm weird, smelly, and I live in a cave.