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* takes CSL again (whereing gloves this time) and rips it out of chu's hands beating him with the flat of the blade until he crawls away back to the dark pit he emerged from.* well now i feel i have made this forum a btter place than i left it, less full of wanna b pervs.

*sneaks into the factory at dead of night. Seaches place and removes all sharp objects, lethal weapons and instruments of torture. Places long table in the middle of the room. Prepares coffee and tea. Fills jugs with fruit juice. Lays out large bowls of fruit, cereal,yoghurt, boiled eggs, cheese, bread rolls and spam. Sneaks out*

*eats all the food, drinks the coffee and throws the table into the wall*

ahhh, much much better!

*demortis dies in agony*

*stands back up and burps* ah, just gas

The overdose of happy juice is slow but effective. Fortunately the victim, although dying painfully, is unaware of the fact because of the hallucinogenic properties of the drug. He imagines he is upright but his body is prone and twisted. A horrible rictus sardonicus on his face..........oh, just his natural expression.

ah, to the unknowledgable, it would apper that a merc would have fallen victim to such a lame attempt to posion him, but has a steady supply of anti-toxin runnin through his system.

Or so he fondly imagines

In fact, paralysed and helpless, his one hope is that the next visitor to the factory is a compassionate and competent person.

Doomed....

A wise merc would never be caught unprepared besides, I have a cast iron stomache, so I really dont think that would affect me

Delusions of grandeur and regrets his only companions

Well done on being our food taster Demo, though I think you overdosed it.

[QUOTE=Fiona] his one hope is that the next visitor to the factory is a compassionate and competent person.[/QUOTE]

Aren't I one of those people?

Oooo Ravager is on, how do we know? Because he's posted in every topic , just kidding.

Just because I was the only one here.

I know everyone enjoys my insightful little comments...

In that case I must bury them before they see the light of day .

Fine with me. Maybe it'll seem I haven't been around as much.

I'm sure you'll find a way to be noticed, afterall you don't reach 7500 posts by being a nobody... that's a mamoth total though, compared to my 800 .

Damn, I couldn't find the link to the smiley with a violin. Just imagine it's here.

Ahh, you'll become a great spammer yet!

I deserve a violin .

Aaaah nothing like spam with some vegemite on top .

The good old spam. I suppose this Vegemite is the Aussie equivalent of Marmite.

I have no idea about Marmite. I just know that it seems everyone hates Vegemite except a select group of Aussies. And the worst thing? It's made by an American company.