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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhh.. but if you like short women LA, how come you say your fantasy is to strut infront of leather clad elf women in your birthday suit?[/QUOTE]

The keebler elves must have sisters.

[QUOTE=Magrus]The keebler elves must have sisters. [/QUOTE]

the keebler what'dee'what'not?

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhh.. but if you like short women LA, how come you say your fantasy is to strut infront of leather clad elf women in your birthday suit?[/QUOTE]

That's but ONE of my fantasies including women dude You wouldnt believe half of them if I told you

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]the keebler what'dee'what'not?[/QUOTE]

The elves from the cookie place! You don't have those where you live?!

Welcome to the citadel. Now run. RUN!

This is all I could find of them, they used to have cartoons, but play the kids game, click on the old dude hanging out of the window. He's one of the Keebler elves.

[QUOTE=Magrus]The elves from the cookie place! You don't have those where you live?! [/QUOTE]

no.. this is finland, only macdonalds from your american giant enterprises has landed here


hello fiona.. don't go, hill's being a meany

@La: please spare me the details.. seriously

Bah, no running in the citadel, I'm much to drunk to follow such fast movements.

Does it involve a shower Luis?

[QUOTE=Magrus]
Does it involve a shower Luis? [/QUOTE]

One of them yes. No, two of them yes. And midgets. Blonde midgets. Brunette midgets. And well, all kind of them womens. and stuff.

Dirty midget fun in a rainbow of colors then.

uhh.. this is getting strange.. well i'm not into midgets.. not being height discriminative or anything but i prefer women to be atleast middle way to my torso

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]uhh.. this is getting strange.. well i'm not into midgets.. not being height discriminative or anything but i prefer women to be atleast middle way to my torso[/QUOTE]

Short women are good for certain... things... I remember... stuff I cant tell you guys here, but only possible with midgets as you say... erm... I'm ashamed.

Ha, legally, anyone under 4 feet 10 inches or something like that is considered a midget I do believe Locke.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, legally, anyone under 4 feet 10 inches or something like that is considered a midget I do believe Locke. [/QUOTE]

LMAO! are you sure you're not meaning dwarf ladies? Those from D&D with beird?

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]LMAO! are you sure you're not meaning dwarf ladies? Those from D&D with beird? [/QUOTE]

Nope! Rachel looked into it when I suggested she be in midget porn. She grew 2 inches in the past year and a half and wanted to see whether she's a midget or not.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Nope! Rachel looked into it when I suggested she be in midget porn. She grew 2 inches in the past year and a half and wanted to see whether she's a midget or not.[/QUOTE]

Lol! tell her I dont care about 2 inches, she may come hrere for me to test her wether she's a midget or not anytime

[QUOTE=Magrus]Nope! Rachel looked into it when I suggested she be in midget porn. She grew 2 inches in the past year and a half and wanted to see whether she's a midget or not.[/QUOTE]

well petite women and midgets are two different things IMO.. midgets are smth like 3ft tall etc...

I don't care either, I'm her guard dog at work. I get to chase all the horny apes away when they start gawking. It's great fun.

[QUOTE=Magrus]I don't care either, I'm her guard dog at work. I get to chase all the horny apes away when they start gawking. It's great fun. [/QUOTE]

Horny apes, OMG where do you guys live?