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Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:44 pm

chu, annoyance
chu, not coming to work today; for this offence he gets a large stick of tnt shoved up his urethra, and then lit after 2 hrs.
general population of SYM, begining to corrupt yours truly

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:45 pm

You want to usurp chu? Good for you.

As long as I don't get exploded, I'm happy. Yep, I like to stay in one piece...

Ouch! Interesting punishment for chu.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:50 pm

chu annoyed me when i first became activ ein sym with his CSL after i burnt it he hasnt been around much though, as long as i dont have to be hill's aprentice im fine with atking his place, but not his rep.
and maybe aegis will keep his pants on now that he knows wat i do to peoples urethras.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:53 pm

You can't ruin this place. I was important in getting it set up too. Chu just beat me to it...

Of course, If I'd set it up it'd be at least 10 times better.

Going to be dodging Hill's Histories then?

and maybe aegis will keep his pants on now that he knows wat i do to peoples urethras.

Bah! He'll go back to togas. Not a pretty sight!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:55 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]You can't ruin this place. I was important in getting it set up too. Chu just beat me to it...

Of course, If I'd set it up it'd be at least 10 times better.

Going to be dodging Hill's Histories then?

Bah! He'll go back to togas. Not a pretty sight![/QUOTE]

i just dont feel comfortable around pantless men while im at home, myself wont take pants off iunless im at school

dodging his histories? as often as possible

togas? NO pantless is fine.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:04 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]i just dont feel comfortable around pantless men while im at home, myself wont take pants off iunless im at school[/QUOTE]

Okay, didn't need to know that...

Who is comfortable on SYM anyway?

[QUOTE=Phreddie]togas? NO pantless is fine.[/QUOTE]

You don't like robes?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:06 pm

i like robes, but i like the kind that go atleast down to ones knees, knowing these people they wear them to the waist.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:17 pm

Probably true, I wouldn't put it past them.

Just watch out for the whips, kittens and stuff. Those are the real threats.

Tsk, I'm going to have to teach him to say bye.

Looks like a new record for members online at the same time. Maybe the dead period of SYM is gone for a while. The upsurge!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:42 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Well done on being our food taster Demo, though I think you overdosed it.

Aren't I one of those people?

[/QUOTE]

Isn't it rather callous to carry on a frivolous conversation while there's a helpless merc on the floor. And look at this mess

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:47 pm

Ah, of course, you are correct.

*rushes around cleaning up, ringing for an ambulance for the merc and calling a carpenter to repair the table*

There, as good as new. Or not so new.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:49 pm

That's better. Good job Chu didn't get here first. But it's probably too late for the ambulance. Pity. I thought we could rely on you, Ravager

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:52 pm

He was doing such a great impression of a mime miming paralysation that he was ignored.

It won't...it can't happen again!

What did you put into that food and drink anyway?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:01 pm

Whatever can you mean ? Something in food and drink? Me ?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:13 pm

Bit of a coincedence that Demo was paralysed after eating the food you thoughtfully set out.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:15 pm

Bring your witness, dear, and I'll not deny you

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:21 pm

Okay...

Exhibit A.

[QUOTE=Fiona]Places long table in the middle of the room. Prepares coffee and tea. Fills jugs with fruit juice. Lays out large bowls of fruit, cereal,yoghurt, boiled eggs, cheese, bread rolls and spam.[/QUOTE]

Exhibit B.

[QUOTE=Demo]*eats all the food, drinks the coffee and throws the table into the wall*[/QUOTE]

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:22 pm

Rats! Hidden cameras?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:23 pm

I'm still going...

Exhibit C.

[QUOTE=Fiona]*demortis dies in agony*[/QUOTE]

Last but not least...Exhibit D

[QUOTE=Fiona]The overdose of happy juice is slow but effective. Fortunately the victim, although dying painfully, is unaware of the fact because of the hallucinogenic properties of the drug. He imagines he is upright but his body is prone and twisted. A horrible rictus sardonicus on his face[/QUOTE]

Methinks you were caught red-handed.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:25 pm

You'd need corroboration.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:27 pm

It's all on tape and transcribed.

For all to see.

As for the cameras...if I told you they were they are, then they wouldn't be so hidden anymore...

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