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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:44 pm
by Phreddie
chu, annoyance
chu, not coming to work today; for this offence he gets a large stick of tnt shoved up his urethra, and then lit after 2 hrs.
general population of SYM, begining to corrupt yours truly
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:45 pm
by Ravager
You want to usurp chu? Good for you.
As long as I don't get exploded, I'm happy. Yep, I like to stay in one piece...
Ouch! Interesting punishment for chu.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:50 pm
by Phreddie
chu annoyed me when i first became activ ein sym with his CSL after i burnt it he hasnt been around much though, as long as i dont have to be hill's aprentice im fine with atking his place, but not his rep.
and maybe aegis will keep his pants on now that he knows wat i do to peoples urethras.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:53 pm
by Ravager
You can't ruin this place. I was important in getting it set up too. Chu just beat me to it...
Of course, If I'd set it up it'd be at
least 10 times better.
Going to be dodging Hill's Histories then?
and maybe aegis will keep his pants on now that he knows wat i do to peoples urethras.
Bah! He'll go back to togas. Not a pretty sight!
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:55 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Ravager]You can't ruin this place. I was important in getting it set up too. Chu just beat me to it...
Of course, If I'd set it up it'd be at
least 10 times better.
Going to be dodging Hill's Histories then?
Bah! He'll go back to togas. Not a pretty sight![/QUOTE]
i just dont feel comfortable around pantless men while im at home, myself wont take pants off iunless im at school
dodging his histories? as often as possible
togas? NO pantless is fine.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:04 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Phreddie]i just dont feel comfortable around pantless men while im at home, myself wont take pants off iunless im at school[/QUOTE]
Okay, didn't need to know that...
Who is comfortable on SYM anyway?
[QUOTE=Phreddie]togas? NO pantless is fine.[/QUOTE]
You don't like robes?
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:06 pm
by Phreddie
i like robes, but i like the kind that go atleast down to ones knees, knowing these people they wear them to the waist.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:17 pm
by Ravager
Probably true, I wouldn't put it past them.
Just watch out for the whips, kittens and stuff. Those are the real threats.
Tsk, I'm going to have to teach him to say bye.
Looks like a new record for members online at the same time. Maybe the dead period of SYM is gone for a while. The upsurge!
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:42 pm
by Fiona
[QUOTE=Ravager]Well done on being our food taster Demo, though I think you overdosed it.
Aren't I one of those people?
[/QUOTE]
Isn't it rather callous to carry on a frivolous conversation while there's a helpless merc on the floor. And look at this mess
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:47 pm
by Ravager
Ah, of course, you are correct.
*rushes around cleaning up, ringing for an ambulance for the merc and calling a carpenter to repair the table*
There, as good as new. Or not so new.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:49 pm
by Fiona
That's better. Good job Chu didn't get here first. But it's probably too late for the ambulance. Pity. I thought we could rely on you, Ravager
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:52 pm
by Ravager
He was doing such a great impression of a mime miming paralysation that he was ignored.
It won't...it can't happen again!
What did you put into that food and drink anyway?
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:01 pm
by Fiona
Whatever can you mean ? Something in food and drink? Me ?
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:13 pm
by Ravager
Bit of a coincedence that Demo was paralysed after eating the food you thoughtfully set out.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:15 pm
by Fiona
Bring your witness, dear, and I'll not deny you
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:21 pm
by Ravager
Okay...
Exhibit A.
[QUOTE=Fiona]Places long table in the middle of the room. Prepares coffee and tea. Fills jugs with fruit juice. Lays out large bowls of fruit, cereal,yoghurt, boiled eggs, cheese, bread rolls and spam.[/QUOTE]
Exhibit B.
[QUOTE=Demo]*eats all the food, drinks the coffee and throws the table into the wall*[/QUOTE]
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:22 pm
by Fiona
Rats! Hidden cameras?
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:23 pm
by Ravager
I'm still going...
Exhibit C.
[QUOTE=Fiona]*demortis dies in agony*[/QUOTE]
Last but not least...Exhibit D
[QUOTE=Fiona]The overdose of happy juice is slow but effective. Fortunately the victim, although dying painfully, is unaware of the fact because of the hallucinogenic properties of the drug. He imagines he is upright but his body is prone and twisted. A horrible rictus sardonicus on his face[/QUOTE]
Methinks you were caught red-handed.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:25 pm
by Fiona
You'd need corroboration.
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:27 pm
by Ravager
It's all on tape and transcribed.
For all to see.
As for the cameras...if I told you they were they are, then they wouldn't be so hidden anymore...