Dungeon Crawling

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:55 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Can you share? Remember, I've done without tv for the last 15 years.

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Lucky man... I wish I didn't know what "the Bachelor one-hundred and something" or Big Brother was.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:58 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Can you share? Remember, I've done without tv for the last 15 years.

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I don't think it was much more than a hilarious episode that involved someone (probably Homer) getting something in his eyes or getting blinded or getting hit somewhere else on his body and screaming those exact words in agony.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:34 pm

Well, I hope we don't have a blind Castor for too long, if at all. If he can't see he can't lech, and he'd probably have no reason to live if he couldn't lech.

By the way, has anybody noticed this entry in the Cast of Characters...?

Alignment: True Neutral Class: Druid Gender: Female
Species: Dryad Age: 33 Height: 5'9" Weight: 120 lbs.
Profile: Once a morbidly obese man who called himself the Archdruid, the Archdryad has been reincarnated into a svelte new form, following his/her death at the hands of the Dungeon Crawlers. Well-intentioned but misguided, the Archdryad adheres to her True Neutral alignment with fanatical fervor. She believes that the world is overrun with good and thus evil must prevail in order to restore the Balance. The Archdryad has a seething hatred of Arudin, due to his many jokes at her expense when she was a corpulent male.

So now we know why, and unlike a certain mage in BG2, it appears permanent. I feel sympathy for her backaches, I do, and I bet there aren't many medieval boutiques around catering to her particular assets. Any odds on whether Castor scores with hi...er, her?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:42 pm

Oooh... I should have checked the character pages. Thanks for finding that, I almost missed it.

Well, considering that Castor almost felt up a transvestite in Baldur's Gate on the way to see Beatrice's father, I'm surprised we haven't see any gripping groping scenes from Castor yet. I'm not sure whether to be hopeful or not that Castor might get some time with the Arch Dryad.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:13 am

[QUOTE=fable] I feel sympathy for her backaches, I do, and I bet there aren't many medieval boutiques around catering to her particular assets. Any odds on whether Castor scores with hi...er, her?

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I think she had bigger problem as a male

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:11 am

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]I think she had bigger problem as a male

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Yes, but she had the abdominal support, back then.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:32 am

New one up. Goodie, too.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:43 am

Hehehe funny one. I wonder if castor will get a black eye.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:51 am

I thinking even the rabbit will be lucky to escape now that the Arch Dryad's gone into her/his/its equivalent of berserker mode.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:16 pm

She seems to be... swelling with each strip, doesn't she?

The DCI line 'Get Castor-ated' might be playing a part in Arudin's future...

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:22 pm

She's probably just taking very deep breaths. You need to do that when you cast powerful spells, you know.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:38 pm

Well, I suppose it's all good then, relieves some stress... breath into your chest... into your chest...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:09 pm

New Issue should be up thid weekend, Kayless got a little sick over the weekend and had to back off of last week.

Also, what if the Archdyrad wasnt completely reincarnated as a woman, i mean, what i theree was a mistake at the factory and she is a he in certain ways... :speech: thatll be apleasant surprise for castor...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:30 pm

Did you just post that there is a possibility that dear Arch-Dryad might be more than she seems? I'm not sure if I am willing to follow you down this path of conversation...

Galuf the Dwarf · Post by **Galuf the Dwarf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:10 pm

Well, that's the Druid class's 'Reincarnate' spell for you. Personally, I'm surprised he didn't end up as a female kobold. :speech:

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:24 pm

The new one is up, and boy, Arudin must be having some very mixed feelings at the moment...

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:46 pm

Personally, I'm hoping the Arch-Dryad manages an affair with one of the group. I think it would do wonders for her outlook. Besides, how do we know she wasn't female to begin with? Or possibly into asexual budding?

And just how did she get her outfit fitted to size from the Arch-Druid's, in the middle of the wilderness? They have one of those Tailors R Us around?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:16 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Personally, I'm hoping the Arch-Dryad manages an affair with one of the group. I think it would do wonders for her outlook. Besides, how do we know she wasn't female to begin with? Or possibly into asexual budding?

And just how did she get her outfit fitted to size from the Arch-Druid's, in the middle of the wilderness? They have one of those Tailors R Us around?[/QUOTE]
Fable, she probably just made a new one from some leaves, leather and metal studs...

About the affair, that would be brilliant, only.... no... no eww.... what would happen when she/he died again and was reincarnated as a man....

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:22 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]About the affair, that would be brilliant, only.... no... no eww.... what would happen when she/he died again and was reincarnated as a man....[/QUOTE]

You're thinking inside the box. She could come back as a wolf. Or an ogre. Or a televangelist. Really, the sky's the limit.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:32 pm

It would be interesting to see Arudin being smothered by the breats of a female ogre, I admit.