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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:34 am

My friend got pregnant, had a baby, father wants nothing to do with it. She can't afford daycare, and since I've got a problem with my neck and can't do most work around here and can't find a job. I watch the baby. Keeps me out of trouble during the day and helps her out. She's an adorable little thing, but just stuck herself in the eye with the nipple on her bottle. :rolleyes:

Was NOT expecting that. Goofy baby.

I don't have a problem with drinking at any hour, except...if you start early and want to keep your buzz on until you sleep. It gets expensive starting 6 hours early or so. Very expensive. If I started now, and drank at my normal "party pace" I could end up draining a half-gallon of liqour by midnight or 2 am so very, very easily if I had it here.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:40 am

Gotta love kids. I've got a little cousin that does that to other people. Her bottle is a weapon to behold when older women don't expect it and then get poked in the eye or squirted with milk or juice. Babies are just fun in general. And that's really great of you to watch her kid, man.

As for drinking early, I normally go for an early afternoon buzz and then eat, so the first one goes away no matter what, and then catch up later after work or school or whatnot. Fortunately, I drink beer and hard alcohol in equal amounts most of the time, so I save the money on hard alcohol. Good beer is pretty cheap where I live. Vodka, SoCo, and Rum are another story that makes my wallet weep on a regular basis.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:53 am

Yeah, this is why I tend to go for those big jugs of swill they call Barton's and Ron Rico. You can get an 12 pack of Molson bottles here for about $15 dollars altogether with deposit and tax. If you go with the cheap stuff, like Natural Ice, or Pabst, you can get the same size for about $9 or $10 altogether. Those cheap rum's and vodka's may taste like crap, but for $15 I can get a 1.75 liter handle, about 62 shots worth, and a 2-liter of Coke. One normal beer is about one shot, so even with cheap beer, the guys I drink with end up spending a lot more.

You get 12 beers, I get 62 shots. You need just about 5 12 packs to equal the amount of booze I get right? Thats $50 or so on beer to get the same amount of alcohol, not to mention volume and calories and what not in chugging all of those beers to get the same amount of drunkeness.

I can get close to 1 1/2 gallon's of liqour and a bunch of soda for $50 and get wasted like no other for party after party. Well...like 5 parties.

My friend just walked in with this cute girl Julia from her class. I forgot I'm still wearing my innapropriate shirt about oral sex. That's the second time this has happened when she's brought a cute friend over. They both grinned and wiggled when they saw it too. Kimmy get's upset with that. :cool:

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:02 am

Actually, I'd probably spend a lot more money on the mixing stuff with that type of alcohol. I live in St. Louis, MO most of the time and Budweiser products are SO cheap here. It helps to know lots of people that work at the main brewery who get free cases of brew all the time and don't want it. I just drive on over, fill up my car with as much as it will fit, and drive home with free Budweiser, Busch, Michelob, and some of the other wonderful products for free. I have to carry it all, but it's worth it. I have a big car, so most trips last me at least a few weeks. I guess I should have clarified that I get it free most of the time, though. I have more money to spend on hard alcohol because of it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:13 am

Sorry, still stuck on the girl wiggling and grinning at me a bit ago. Mental images and such. I have to wonder what my friend is telling her about me now. Kimmy knows some of the stories regarding me and my little fetish.

Oh, that's a sweet deal. We have a brewery in the city near here, but it's Genesee. No one like's Genny beer.

I like the new Blue Wave stuff Barton's came out with. It's about $17 a handle, so about $5 more expensive than there regular rot-gut stuff but tastes like blue raspberry kool-aid. I got just trashed off of that stuff a few weeks back. After a stiff glass of mountain dew and the stuff, which turns it green btw.

After that, I said screw it, and just filled my cup with the booze, tossed in just enough soda to make it turn green, only need about 2 shots worth for that and then was draining cup after cup of near-straight booze. If I could live off of that instead of soda or tea or water as a beverage, I would. It's GREAT.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:20 am

A wiggling, giggling girl would distract me too. As I love moutain dew and mixing it, I'll have to try the stuff you're talking about if I can find it. Making things change colors is great!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:32 am

Yeah, I have to wonder. She saw me wearing the shirt this morning, and then brought the friend over. What gives, and why didn't I get to trade the baby for the friend? I could use some kind of payment for changing diapers and getting spit-up on week after week. You know?

Oh, I was loving that stuff man. I had a jar of Marischino cherries that was almost 5lbs of them. I kept tossing cherries by the handful into my drink after I had like 3 of them and screaming "This stuff tastes like Christmas!" With the green stuff and the cherries swirling around in there.

Then, I ended up trying to to get a cherry at the bottom of my cup with a butter knife to eat it for about a half-hour in a daze while my friends giggled at me.

I had SO much fun. Went through 2 handles of the stuff in two nights. :eek:

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:38 am

Yes, some payment would have been nice. Kids are a lot of work overall. It's worth it, but some thanks would be nice once in a while, I'm sure. As for those cherries, my local bartender knows to put the jar as far from me as possible, because I'll reach over the bar and grab them. I started young with cherry coke and I moved up from there as I got older. I can stuff like 20 of those in my mouth at one time and still keep shoving them in. I should go for some sort of record.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:41 am

Ha. Maybe I should leave her a note. "A girl a day keeps daycare costs at bay." and see what she says.

I blended those cherries into a glass of whiskey the other night. It was pretty good. I'm not big on whiskey, but free booze is free booze.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:11 pm

I bet the whiskey tasted better with cherries in it. I get to travel to England and Scotland this week with a school program, aka for a hell of a lot cheaper than normal, so I'm looking forward to some fresh Guiness and scotch and gin.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:15 pm

Oooh...sounds fun.

The whiskey/cherry mix was great. There's so very few things cherries can't make better.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:19 pm

Ever made a full ice cream sunday out of a girl? Chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and a cherry or two on top of...well...certain things, shall we say? The cherries add a lot to that, unless she keeps eating them before you get there. And, yeah, I'm excited for my trip. I haven't gotten to cut loose with friends away from home in almost two years, so it's been a long time planning this thing. We're supposed to go to learn ****, but we're just using the tour to make things less expensive. Two free open bar hotels for tour groups! :eek:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:42 pm

Yes, I have. It's why whenever I mention anything that can be used with an ice cream sundae, or innocently say "hey, I'm hot, lets go out for ice cream" all of my female friends turn bright red, squirm and glare at me. They heard the stories from certain people.

I made it a hobby with someone for about two months. Whenever we got bored during the summer, sundae time. Best way to eat ice cream without gaining weight that is. You get a good, long workout after your done cleaning the girl up.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:45 pm

I have a fridge stocked with the essentials. Beer, vodka, rum, milk, eggs, ice cream, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, and soy sauce for some reason? I ran out of other fruit from the rum smoothie I made this morning for breakfast.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:52 pm

You tried the fruit smoothie thing?

Yeah...I remember I went out with a buddy, and we met up with his fiancee's two friends. The little asian girl cuddled up next to me, kept blowing smoke in my face when I said I didn't want to join in, got me high for the first time then kept flirting with me. Now I flirt constantly, and tease horribly for general fun and amusement. Most people just can't handle it as "fun and amusement" and leave it at that. She couldn't and I brought up the sundae thing. My friend's staring in shock, the other girl chokes on her beer and the girl next to me was like "umm...ummm umm...don't have ice cream. I got yogurt!" and being stoned for the first time, I'm like "hahaha, yogurt blows" and just kept giggling at her. Oh, she wouldn't give up, we had to leave. Daddy was home, and she was 16 and bad things.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:07 pm

Messing around with Daddy's Girls is a dangerous sport, Mag. They tend to have pitch forks or shotguns or .48 magnums close at hand. I know my Dad and I do for my little sister's male visitors. Yeah, I had a fruit smoothie this morning. It was damn good. I remember trying one of the recipes you put up for some earlier this year. I didn't wait the required soaking time, but I had thirsty guests, so it couldn't wait. Wasn't bad, though. Pretty good stuff. This morning I just mixed banana, strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries with ice cream and rum with some cinnamon in it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:12 pm

Yeah, I'm sorry. The person who told me Lina was dead was screwing with me this saturday. She just contacted me from Rome, has amnesia and doesn't remember me, yet has things of mine and is lost and confused. This is really, truly messing with my head right now. On a level I cannot begin to explain.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:18 pm

I'm really sorry, man. You okay? That situation is like something from a book or a movie. That sucks a lot.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:20 pm

If I wrote out my life story I'd be rich. No doubt about that...no, I'm really not ok and I don't know how to deal with this. The girl's in Rome, and the guy she was with after we split up seems to have taken a liking to her forgetting me and thinking those two have been bf/gf for a while. I'd like to shove something very sharp through his brain atm. :mad:

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:26 pm

I think the folks at GB should team up to buy you a punching bag. One of the big ones. Yeah, if I was in your place I'd want to kick his ass too.