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Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:06 pm
[QUOTE=Darzog]6. A 90lb labrador retriever clawing your tender parts.[/QUOTE]
That happened to you?
Phreddie
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by Phreddie » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:12 pm
5. An empty bottle of tequila
4. A particuclarly needy, possessive, ex.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Darzog
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by Darzog » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:13 pm
Close enough. What makes it worse is my dog isn't even supposed to get on the bed.
Lestat
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by Lestat » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:29 pm
[QUOTE=Darzog]Close enough. What makes it worse is my dog isn't even supposed to get on the bed.[/QUOTE]Well cats have sharper claws than dogs. I tried to get it out from under my bed the evening before ... to no avail.
2. Noticing that the crack in your bedpost isn't a crack but a friggin' large orange & black spider.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:34 pm
1. A naked Margaret Thatcher.
Hold on while I think of a new one.
shana
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by shana » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:22 pm
10. "Ouch, the cat is on my tender parts again!!!!!!!!!"
Is that what you were going for, DN??
ik911
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by ik911 » Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:58 am
If my memory would serve me better, I'd definitely post something here...
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Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:03 am
[QUOTE=shana]10. "Ouch, the cat is on my tender parts again!!!!!!!!!"
Is that what you were going for, DN??[/QUOTE]
Sort of.
I guess I was thinking amusing things that Lestat tends to say.
Gunofgod
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by Gunofgod » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:06 am
9.*slaps GoG*
Respect the Fury of the Furries.
Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:07 am
[QUOTE=Gunofgod]9.*slaps GoG*[/QUOTE]
:laugh: That's number one silly!
Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:51 pm
All those in favour of scrapping the current Top Ten say "aye".
Lestat
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by Lestat » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:11 pm
Then let's go for top ten of people you would like to see in a tight spandex superhero costume.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
slade
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by slade » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:15 pm
9.Lestat
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
JonIrenicus
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by JonIrenicus » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:16 pm
8. Jeri Ryan
Viewer Discretion is Advised
Damuna_Nova
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by Damuna_Nova » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:16 pm
[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]9. Jeri Ryan
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I thought we already did...
Phreddie
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by Phreddie » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:18 pm
7. Margaret Thatcher
6. Steve Irwin (Would be the perfect costume for his show)
5. Fiona
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]