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no, no, the real reason is in part becuase of the company ravager and i creatd, Gland Cream Inc., i was testing a new flavor idea years back and discovered that for that particular flavor (magenta) u need about 20 rabbit glands per gallon, so i broke into a viagra and cialis factory, stole all the pills mixed them evenly through a million bags of rabbit feed, and distrubited it the worlds populatrions of rabbits, unfortunaltey the magenta flavor didnot pass FRDA (Federal Rubber Ducky Agency) standards, like all other flavors to date, so naturally those rabbits consumed so much honry pills it got into their dna, they passed it dwon to their 35607 children as did thety to theirs. the only bunny i missed was one call 'bugs' he has been taunting me fore years, if there is any info on him plz give it to me so i can use his ears as tails for my tux.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]no, no, the real reason is in part becuase of the company ravager and i creatd, Gland Cream Inc., i was testing a new flavor idea years back and discovered that for that particular flavor (magenta) u need about 20 rabbit glands per gallon, so i broke into a viagra and cialis factory, stole all the pills mixed them evenly through a million bags of rabbit feed, and distrubited it the worlds populatrions of rabbits, unfortunaltey the magenta flavor didnot pass FRDA (Federal Rubber Ducky Agency) standards, like all other flavors to date, so naturally those rabbits consumed so much honry pills it got into their dna, they passed it dwon to their 35607 children as did thety to theirs. the only bunny i missed was one call 'bugs' he has been taunting me fore years, if there is any info on him plz give it to me so i can use his ears as tails for my tux.[/QUOTE]
LMAO!!

Your theory beat mine

Kipi would like to offer you a job here at Gland Cream Inc. We would like you to come on board with us as our senior Research and Development Director.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]Kipi would like to offer you a job here at Gland Cream Inc. We would like you to come on board with us as our senior Research and Development Director.[/QUOTE]
Sounds fun, and especially, very important job

So, what I'm supposed to do in that job

find different animal glands, test them in new combo's and fine the best new flavors that may pass FRDA regulations. just dont use duck glands it kinda angers the FRDA guys.

Hmmm... we need some epic spamination here!

All of you lurkers, come on, lets spam!!!

we need rav go look at the HC and see what we did yesterday, i actually got a kik on magruss kiked ass thread from hil becuase of it lol, once we get rav and mebbe a few othrs we can start a spamming antion, for now its off to lunch.

Phreddie, you really do live in a world of your own...

Out of those options I think I prefer owning a new toaster...

are u suggesting i stick a metal spork into an elctrical outlet?


what a novel idea!



whoa..... shocking

Find a place that supplies something like 40,000 volts, then try it! ZZZAAAPPP!!!

I vote we harvest Phreddie's fried organs and see if we can use them in a combination suitable for the FRDA. Just think, we can make tons of products out of people organs: Soylent Green, Soylent Milk, Non-fat Soylent Milk, Soylent Paper, Soylent Tofu Burgers...

um, *backs away from Chimaera*, we produce a number of human based prducts, im not worthy to be among them, it says so in the contract i signed to myself, besides lets use chu instead.

Are you going to bribe me to vote in your favour Phreddie?

No, ravager i will not stoop to petty bribery, i will just blackmail you, iam your boss over at gland cream inc. the back round checks provide for rather interseting reading, do you remember what ahappend to dear old aunt sally when you were visiting here in hamburg, or your uncle vincent from istanbul?

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[Quote=phreddie]Are you suggesting I stick a etal spork in an electrical outlet[/quote]

I think Im going to like you phreddie

Chu would u enjoy a job ovr at Gland Cream Inc.?

I would like to destroy gland cream inc with my CSL

and have a nice day! *flourish*