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[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I HAD hill, now he is his own faction with fiona and lestat as followers[/QUOTE]

You had me for 30 pages. I also still have Juni.

Actually, I have no one, Fiona and Lestat are free of control from anyone. Datlaw never comes by anymore, and Kipi looks different now that he has an avatar.

I think I'll stay in Canada.

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]*hits rav with possom, then feeds him to rabid gators*[/QUOTE]

Why am I identifed with a South Park character?
Dead every time through.

There are no gators in NC only rednecks, and themses are worse.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]There are no gators in NC only rednecks, and themses are worse.[/QUOTE]

Do they shoot cans off fences?
*thinks of more cliches* I should be good at this....

[QUOTE=Ravager]Why am I identifed with a South Park character?
Dead every time through. [/QUOTE]
Ravager, we have replaced your heart with a baked potato, you will be dead in 5 seconds. WHO KILLED RAVVY!?!?

*zombie moan* Uhhhh.....

Ravager Incarnate has returned! *goes after chu, disembowls him and strangles him with his own intestines*

Your a redneck if...

Your two year old has more teeth than you do.

Your son/daughter walks with you to school, because you are in the same grade.

You see a sign that says "say no to crack" and you remember to pull your belt up.

The officer needs your ID and you show him your belt buckle.

You have to climb to the top of the water tower with a paint can to definge your sisters honour.

Everyday someon drives up to your front door and ask you if you are having a garage sale.

yes they shoot cans of fnces, live in tornado infested trailer parks, chew tobacco, never go hunting but go hun'in', they go mud slinging (dont even bother to ask), shoot each other off of fences, sleep with thier sisters, and yes they do drink and hunt... each other.

And they watch NASCAR, while sophisticated people watch open wheel and drag racing

[QUOTE=Phreddie]chew tobacco,[/QUOTE]

Not spitting tobacco, that can be spat into spittoons?

[QUOTE=Phreddie]never go hunting but go hun'in',[/QUOTE]

A chronic lack of the letter T?

[QUOTE=Phreddie]sleep with thier sisters[/QUOTE]

I thought that was cousins? Or is that a The Simpsons twist?

@Hill, LOL! Did you get that from an old thread? I vaguely remember it...

[QUOTE=Ravager]I thought that was cousins? Or is that a The Simpsons twist?
[/QUOTE]
This brings bad memories.

We will never speak of this again

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]This brings bad memories.

We will never speak of this again[/QUOTE]

Personal experience?

You have to stop killing my presence, THEN I'll consider it.

the "Your a red Neck IF..." jokes have been around for a long time u probly saw or heard them somewhere else, i almsot started a ur a reneck if thread but the mods would a shot it down in sec so... also ur a red neck if you own 3 cars and all of them ar eon blcoks in your lawn with a refrigerator and a couch.
In honor of chus bad memories i will stop.
doenst he live in seattlle? although last time i was in seattle it was foruth of july this year and well, it wasnt pretty the way those seatlan rednecks were shooting bottle rocket sat each other, i wonder if chu was there.....

[QUOTE=Ravager]Personal experience?
[/QUOTE]
Sadly, yes

[QUOTE=Phreddie]
In honor of chus bad memories i will stop.
[/QUOTE]

I think we're taming you!

Yesterday, you'd jump at the chance to annoy chu.

[QUOTE=Phreddie]the "Your a red Neck IF..." jokes have been around for a long time u probly saw or heard them somewhere else, i almsot started a ur a reneck if thread but the mods would a shot it down in sec so... also ur a red neck if you own 3 cars and all of them ar eon blcoks in your lawn with a refrigerator and a couch.
In honor of chus bad memories i will stop.[/QUOTE]
Actually, I think we have a "You're a redneck" joke thread already; I know we have a "You're a Jedi redneck" thread.

I, Spamling of the Great Factory Of Spam, Lowest of All Spamlings propose a motion to end all spamming on the subject of 'Red Necks" to honor the sentiments of The Great Spam Emperor Ch85us2001.

It wasnt my fault! And I didnt know who she was!

[QUOTE=Ravager]I think we're taming you!

Yesterday, you'd jump at the chance to annoy chu. [/QUOTE]
annoy yes, offend no.

edit: now that chu has come out with the reasons, i withdraw my proposal and bnegin with the blue collar spam.

What's wrong with you?! You're being nice to chu! Damn it, I blame Grimar for distracting me on MSN. There wasn't any chu opposition.

Okay, you don't want to offend chu, fair enough.

But then I take most of what chu says with a pinch of salt...