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Originally posted by Melosh-tar:
All my spam courses were mail order. So I cheated. You can also get your course out of a can.

I don't like things in a can much. I prefer freshly made one.

Freshest is best. I used to live out of cans some days though.

I hesitate to think what was in the Spaghetti bolognese "meat" sauce

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Freshest is best. I used to live out of cans some days though.

I hesitate to think what was in the Spaghetti bolognese "meat" sauce

Funny, you said that. I had Spaghetti bolognese for my lunch And it's 100% British beef mince in it, because I cooked it myself! Not this morning of course...

That's just aswell. If it was from a tin it could've had horse testicles and hog anus and all sorts of cr*p in it.

I like SpagBol - especially leftovers

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 02-08-2001).]

if anyone can give me the address of which i could get that correspondence course to the "wonderful world of spamming". i would greatly appreciate it.

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"i feel the need. the need to spam."

Originally posted by leedogg:


if anyone can give me the address of which i could get that correspondence course to the "wonderful world of spamming". i would greatly appreciate it.

Well, you've already got one!
Gamebanshee/Speak Your Mind has the best tutorial course, and it's regularly updated by in house teachers

i knew this would be a great place to learn this highly desired trade. slyweasel was giving me lasson but hes apparently been takin out by his alter ego.

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"i feel the need. the need to spam."

Don't let him fool you, Athina, it is that major spam-monkey, Weasel, and he is having another ID chrisis here... check out the car thread

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

as weasel sit in his padded cell laughing hi ever loving a$$ off at the idea that you all think that i am he. i attest that this is just not true. although i wish i had half of the talent that he pocesses for the art of spam or the time and lack of a real job to allow me to compete with the rest of the graet spammers of this board. if you believe i am weasel or that he is i then you may be dissapointed.

@waverly, me and weasel have been very good friends since i was 17years old and he could by all of our drinking needs. therefore it would stand to reason that we are similar in some ways.

YIPPEY!! im on my way to spamhood. thanks for the opportunity, sincerly, leedogg.

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"i feel the need. the need to spam."

Ubik for Spammer of the year

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Join the Marines, Le Grunt awaits you!

PORNSPAMMERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Joint le Grunt's Marines.
Or kiss le Grunt's @$$.

i just got this in an email. thought some of you guys would find it as funny as i did.


> > FOR SALE BY OWNER
> > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> > Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
needed.
> > Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.



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"i feel the need. the need to spam."

i just got this in an email. thought some of you guys would find it as funny as i did.


> > FOR SALE BY OWNER
> > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> > Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
needed.
> > Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.



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"i feel the need. the need to spam."

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car
w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing
cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
your voice.

3) Insist that your e-mail address is:
>>>Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
>>>or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a
little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
"IN."

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write
'for sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's
what you think."

11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance
with the prophecy."

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the
brightness level lights up the entire work area.
Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) Dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to
go."

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly
the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss
does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of
the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell
them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs
me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play
a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you
can't attend their party because you're not in the
mood.

23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.

24) Call the psychic hotline and don't say
anything.

25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I
Won!", "I Won!" 3rd time this week!!!"

26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards
the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're
loose!"

27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my
head that bother me, its the voices in your head that
do."

28) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the
economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your
mother is here!"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity:

30). Send this e-mail to everyone in your address
book, even if they sent it to you or have asked you
not to send them stuff like this


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"i feel the need. the need to spam."

Originally posted by Ubik:
hey, hey... there is one man we all have to say "thankyou" for teaching us the fine art of spamming, and this man is professor (PhD, MsD, RA, SoB etc) Weasel

I am just an amateur (but I love what I do )

PhD, MsD, RA, SoB ,DA ,TMS Weasel to the people who don't know me.

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Join the Marines, Le Grunt awaits you!

PORNSPAMMERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Joint le Grunt's Marines.
Or kiss le Grunt's @$$.

Originally posted by leedogg:
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

...Reading this list itself makes healthy people insane, I think.

Originally posted by Melosh-tar:
Just brings tears to your eyes doesn't it. Professor Weasel. "Sniff, sniff" It does to me sir.

It made me wonder how long he spent to create that list...

Originally posted by Minerva:
It made me wonder how long he spent to create that list...

It was created for me...by the real Master Spammer Ubik.

Three cheers for Ubik....Yipee


well maybe later I will..

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Join the Marines, Le Grunt awaits you!

PORNSPAMMERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

Joint le Grunt's Marines.
Or kiss le Grunt's @$$.

[This message has been edited by Weasel (edited 02-08-2001).]

You spammers, how the hell did you let THIS thread go down the 2nd page? Oh, you are unforgivable, indeed

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik