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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>I have a disturbing report that Anomen has been seen endagering the wellfare of underage boys. He was seen dancing with a young Malaysian lad who was dressed in drag and wearing makeup.</STRONG>
Hmmm....I wonder who could that be :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p :p
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:rolleyes:

Okay, now I KNOW something sinister is going on, because he has an alibi for the night of the incident in question ;)

*GASP!* Could it be a...a...DOPPELGANGER?!?!?!?!?!?! :eek:

or a clone???...

Now who has the know-how around here to create such things, I wonder?...

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*slams door*

I'm back!

*ponders why the tent has a door*
*stops thinking, head hurts too much*

Did I miss anything exciting? :cool:
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Hi Georgi :)

Where to begin...

1. Darkpoet ran away but came back.
2. Said Darkpoet, on his way home, discovered our knight in an advanced state of intoxication. Brought him home.
3. Yours Truly began to suspect a dark plot to discredit our knight in our eyes. Perhaps said plot is the result of jealous admirers wishing to gain our um...favor.
4. Darkpoet discovered some questionable potion hidden in his room.
5. Our knight has been accused of sundry vile deeds.
6. Yours Truly, ever trusting, suspects the use of clones and/or doppelgangers to cast suspicion upon said knight. In conjunction with potions of the sort discovered by Darkpoet.

Who is responsible for framing our knight and attempting to set up our slave??...The Harem Mystery Theatre continues...

7. The door was added to keep vagrants out, but Waverly keeps getting in anyway ;)

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3. Yours Truly began to suspect a dark plot to discredit our knight in our eyes. Perhaps said plot is the result of jealous admirers wishing to gain our um...favor.
Isn't that what I said ages ago... *sigh* :rolleyes: Nobody ever listens... except when you don't want them to... :D

Is Darkpoet here? I need to explain to him how I never intended to sell him to Omar... priceless as he is ;)

Well, maybe later...
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@Georgi -- You did, you did indeed...I was referring to yesterday's events specifically :) It all became too much at that point. Since DP came home wearing the Ring I suspected him at first (forgive me, dear slave :( ), but he swore innocence and I believe him when he says the bottle was placed on his shelf...unfortunately the bottle cannot be analyzed since DP, from his sense of loyalty and wishing to avoid causing his mistresses grief, threw it away. He's been instructed not to do so in future.

BTW, DP...the boots feel great ;)
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Good day :) I'm very happy that poor Darkpoet has been relieved of guilt.

And, Waverly has visited without causing too much trouble (one would think a tent full of women would be too much for him)

Brink: If you're still on *hug* :)

Minerva: Why is Anomen a weeny? Just curious :)
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You ladies don't know DP or Waverly that well,do you ?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p :p
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I have heard that before, then wham. Sold to three toothless old ladies, who want to serve them in a speedo. :eek: I don't mind the servant, there is noway I'm wearing a speedo.
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@Brink -- I am too trusting, it's true *sigh*...but don't get me wrong, I have high suspicions of Waverly...
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Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>You ladies don't know DP or Waverly that well,do you ?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p :p </STRONG>
Brink, don't you have a Spammers Guide to work on. :D Besides, I'm not at all like Waverly. :p

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DP-Time will reveal all..... ;) :)

loner72-Just beware of Waverly's flames :p :p ;)
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Good morning ladies, you are looking more beautiful than ever. ;)
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Loner72: Go with your feelings towards Waverly... :)
(If he acts hurt and wounded about supposed 'callousness' and 'why does no one trust me' don't believe him...it's all a trick)
*feels happy about her good deed for the day in warning another of the Doc*
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@Darkpoet -- Good morning :) Did I tell you, the boots feel great? Where's breakfast?...

@Brink -- I am flame-retardant. Not flame-proof, mind you, but flame-retardant. (Though with all that mead in my system... ;) )
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Good morning ladies, you are looking more beautiful than ever. ;) </STRONG>
I'm tired of posting sarcastic replies to messages such as this :rolleyes: :D :D :D :p
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Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>I'm tired of posting sarcastic replies to messages such as this :rolleyes: :D :D :D :p </STRONG>
Brink: But...but...you are always kind...
Unless the nice guy routine has been an act (something to do with Waverly junior?)
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I'm not at all like Waverly. :p
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Amen and alleluia, Darkpuppet :D Doesn't shoepolish taste really bad... oh well, couldn't be any more unpleasant than the heel marks in your groin.

@Ladies: Can Anomen come out and play? He and I had plans to go to the CC and get rowdy. :)
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Aww, Brink, you know it's true...Water? :p ;)
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Originally posted by loner72:
<STRONG>@Darkpoet -- Good morning :) Did I tell you, the boots feel great? Where's breakfast?...

@Brink -- I am flame-retardant. Not flame-proof, mind you, but flame-retardant. (Though with all that mead in my system... ;) )</STRONG>

"What are you in the mood for this morning? I'm talking about breakfast. :D
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