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Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2003 9:51 pm
by The Z
A while back I had one that had an Amish Shaman in it, with a communist vampire hooker
. It's a shame I didn't post it....
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2003 10:09 pm
by fable
Originally posted by RandomThug
You know fable that mildly describes you.
The line of witches part, or the umbrella-wielding master criminal?
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 8:03 am
by Scayde
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 9:12 am
by fable
Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2003 10:02 pm
by The Z
He's an underprivileged chivalrous paranormal investigator with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a hard-bitten nymphomaniac detective married to the Mob. They fight crime!
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:50 am
by fable
He's a deeply religious albino hairdresser whom everyone believes is mad. She's a strong-willed streetsmart mermaid fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:53 am
by Bloodmist
Originally posted by fable
He's a deeply religious albino hairdresser whom everyone believes is mad.
ROFL!
He's a globe-trotting chivalrous inventor fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a provocative snooty cab driver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:44 pm
by Bloodstalker
He's an ex-jock that had his dreams of working in the porn industry crushed by an overprotective mother; She's a 20-something nympho bellydancer from the sub-continent...The fight crime.....but not that often
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:29 pm
by Scayde
He's a fiendish chivalrous dwarf from a doomed world. She's a bloodthirsty handcuffed goth stripper who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!
*snicker*
sounds like a fun couple
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2003 3:50 pm
by Chanak
He's a confused post-modernist undergoing hormone therapy...she's a wacked-out Psychotherapist on sabbatical dabbling with medieval alchemy...together, they fight crime!
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2003 5:36 pm
by fable
He's a fast talking moralistic hairdresser who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a sarcastic punk research scientist who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:39 pm
by Chanak
He's a world-famous coffee-fuelled stage actor fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a virginal wisecracking former first lady from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:48 pm
by fable
He's a lonely soccer-playing senator haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's an elegant psychic hooker married to the Mob. They fight crime!
Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:59 pm
by The Z
He's a fiendish drug-addicted dog-catcher who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a mentally unstable hip-hop bodyguard from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:47 am
by Beldin
Time for some SPAM....
He's an uncontrollable flyboy cop on a mission from God. She's a vivacious gypsy advertising executive who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:23 pm
by fable
He's an all-American guerilla waffle chef who must take medication to keep him sane. She's an orphaned impetuous politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
(I never saw the adjectives in that first line, before. Laughed out loud. Gotta love that bizarre timewaster.)
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 6:27 pm
by Scayde
He's an ungodly chivalrous jungle king fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a provocative junkie bloodsucker looking for love on the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:02 am
by Beldin
He's an all-American arachnophobic barbarian on a search for his missing sister. She's a virginal green-skinned former first lady from a different time and place. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:30 am
by Vicsun
He's an obese ninja waffle chef with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's an enchanted insomniac opera singer living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:04 pm
by The Z
He's a scarfaced small-town cop on his last day in the job. She's a vivacious Bolivian queen of the dead operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!