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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:01 pm
by VoodooDali
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Gwaltopia is still trying to figure out what to call its leader. We'll be in trouble if the aliens ever come and say "Take us to your leader," and we'll just say "Who?"
Gwaltopia has also responded to VooDooDaliania's request: "Gwaltopia welcomes the alliance with VooDooDaliania because, well, Who Doo Voo Doo like You Doo?" 
Thank you Gwally...
I think you should call your leader Bishop PuPu.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 4:45 pm
by Tybaltus
High Chief Tybaltus of Tropicalis
Allies of nations: Kayland and Nippy (more nations pending
)
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:26 pm
by der Moench
They call me ...
der Moench, Braumeister of The Holy Empire of Moenchland.
Peace.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:35 pm
by Robnark
right, I've just legalised euthanasia and introduced mandatory organ donation.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:47 pm
by Weasel
His Depravity Sleazel of the Tyrant Weasel Nation.
To the peace loving Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania.
We the peace loving people of Tyrant Weasel ask you to please return our National Goat. Surly this is just a misunderstanding and to show our true faith, we send 50lbs. of Tyrant Cheese.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:52 pm
by Robnark
hmmm, titles, is it? Chairman Nark it is.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 5:58 pm
by Chanak
The Free Land of Casio Tones announces that Zen Master Chanak became violently ill at the mention of "Tyrant Cheese."
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:00 pm
by RandomThug
Randomthugonia has just pass legislation to outlaw any and all forms of liteature that refer to times without war.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:20 pm
by Tybaltus
Randomthugia has just stated quite a claim!
He has stated that the Empire of Tyrant Weasel is in kahoots with Gwaltopia!
And Randomthugia has also stated that they will stomp those who oppose him.
Is the first claim true?
Is this the secret alliance?
Let me also note that I do not oppose Randomthugia. (Nor do I support them
)
Ahhh....nuetrality is good.
I have also sent my sympathies towards Zen Master Chanak, and offered some ministrone soup.
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:37 pm
by RandomThug
Randomthugonia refuses to respond furtherlong to any non allied Nations. Thier troops march at dawn... *GOD I WISH WE COULD WAR... I would SOOOOO love this... how awsome would it be to have a game like medival total war in which you create your own nation*
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:47 pm
by Chanak
Zen Master Chanak to all freedom-loving nations of SYM:
"Sigh. Okay, if everyone will reach for today's newspaper all at once, join me in smacking Grandmaster Thug back to Randomthugonia. I will not bother dispatching my military for such a trivial matter, since his "clones" are all flawed, anyway. They're all myopic."
Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:48 pm
by Tamerlane
Today's United Nations Report
The Greatest Rich-Poor Divides in SYM
Nations high on this list have large gaps between the incomes of rich and poor citizens. Nations low on the list have high levels of income equality.
1. The Free Republic of Bloodonya "Capitalist Paradise"
2. The Holy Empire of Audace "Compulsory Consumerist State"
3. The Dominion of Tamerlane *woot!* "Corporate Police State"
4. The Free Land of Casio Tones "Anarchy"
5. The Empire of Lord Stalker "Capitalist Paradise"
6. The Republic of The Tyrant Weasel "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy"
7. The Empire of Nippy "Capitalist Paradise"
8. The Empire of Dave-rovia "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy"
9. The Confederacy of Intelligence Agents "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy"
10. The Rogue Nation of Kayland "Moralistic Democracy"
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:02 am
by VoodooDali
Who is the Shadow Lord?
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:18 am
by Kayless
Heh, Kayland has gone from being a Moralistic Democracy to Iron Fist Consumerists.
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:43 am
by Tybaltus
Right..there are 2 or 3 I dont know...The Shadow Lord, Pornograffiti, Intellegence Agents, and Centauringolimpya...Who are they?
And my latest issue:
The Debate
Catholic Archbishop Prudence Hamilton: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
New Age thinker Billy Licorish: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."
Finally, there's Pip McAlpin. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."
The Government Position
The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:59 am
by HighLordDave
Somehow, the Empire of Dave-rovia went from being an "inoffensive centrist democracy" to "capitalist paradise" over night. One of our main industries changed from being woodchip exports to gambling.
Woo-hoo! Slot machines and blackjack on the orbital battle sta--Dammit!!
At least the tax rate dropped from 4% to 1% . . .
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 1:02 am
by Tamerlane
Went from being a Right-Wing Utopia *shudders* to a Corporate Police State.
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 5:17 am
by Dottie
What exactly is tyrant cheese? Does Weasel have breasts?
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 6:25 am
by Gwalchmai
Gwaltopia
Well, income tax has gone up one percentage point to 76%, but at least Harry Potter is a best seller.
Latest issue:
Military Demands Increased Spending
The Department of Defense has put its case for a substantial increase in funding for the coming financial year.
The Debate
1. "There are turbulent times we live in," says Defense Chief Charles du Pont. "Turbulent and dangerous. And the only sensible response to that, of course, is to build a lot more weapons. Unless we get the funding we need, I can't promise that we'll be able to defend Gwaltopia's sovereign borders from rogue nations and foreign powers. Or those leaky boatloads of refugees, for that matter."
2. "NO MORE BOMBS," chant the protestors outside Parliament House, in a repetitious and increasingly annoying appeal. Spokesperson Max Licorish, speaking through a feedback-afflicted microphone, says, "Gwaltopia needs fewer weapons, not more! Make the world a safer place! Disarm now!"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt (despite the risk of further egging on Kayland and Radomthugopia to more unprovoked violence ).
Lastly, Gwaltopia wishes to offer the Tyrant Weasel 100 Pot Sherds for 3 quarts of Tyrant Cheese. Does that come with chocolate sauce and sprinkles?