Fantasy Wrestling

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:32 am

*looking around trying to find out what's going on*

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:42 am

Bone smacking, obviously

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:58 am

*figured that much out*
*smiles at Sytze politely*
*looks for a thing she could use for smacking so that she could join the party*
*doesn't find any*
*thinks better of it*

Have a nice time, guys

*leaves*

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:30 am

Now look at what you did Luis, you scared someone away who wanted to join the slap fun with us!A girl no less! You should've given up your slapstick, then things would be funnier for me as well.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:32 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]Now look at what you did Luis, you scared someone away who wanted to join the slap fun with us!A girl no less! You should've given up your slapstick, then things would be funnier for me as well.

[/QUOTE]

*SLAMS Sytze with a dead moose*

Die!

*pokes Brynn*. Hey Brynn, you wanna learn how to smack people? lol ! Nice!
*pokes Brynn again*
*smiles in shy manner*
Hehe...

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:39 pm

ACK!

I look to the other side for one week and this FWWF tournament has become infested with SPAM!

Repeat after me: BAD!

I'm hereby kindly requesting (once more) the fight strategies from Aegis (Tingle Orcstench) and Rob-hin (Ironhide).

Tingle is currently leg-less, and was working something at the forge (so I heard).

Ironhide is nearly in malfunction mode. His iron body is full of dents and cuts, not to mention sizeably corroded by acid. His movement, which was previously slow, has been halved.

Thank you for your attention.

Hey guys, it's Gee again! The merry halfling! We are just to proud to present Planet Earth's most spectacular event of the year, the FWWF Final! Weeee! I'm just crying with joy. Aren't you? Grab your appetizers, whether it's elven fries, orc hamburguers or troll crackers. But remember to stay tuned to your Crystal Ball for our live coverage of the event! The weather is good at the rocky mountaintop and both competitors have had a week's rest to prepare for this fight. I wonder what each will come up with. This shall certainly be splendidly interesting. Anyway, halfling snack time now, so long people!

Daveron · Post by **Daveron** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:16 am

Hey guys its me Daveron sorry i was away for so looooooong but I went holiday in Sydney which was really fun

. Anyway is the match between me and luis still on becuase iv already made up my stratgy and its a good one

. By the way the best thing happened in Sydney... I finally bought Baldurs gate 2!!! Im currently out inside the spellbound stronghold with mince, keldorn, anomon and nalia (my main chararctor is a wizard slayer) is this a good party to start with? Also i hate stupid midflayers grrr dumb feble mind.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:43 am

[QUOTE=Lost One]I'm hereby kindly requesting (once more) the fight strategies from Aegis (Tingle Orcstench) and Rob-hin (Ironhide).
[/color][/QUOTE]

Yeah, sorry. I have been busy for a while.

Like mentioned before, Ironhide has been severly injured. But Wizard Rob-hin hasn't been sleeping.

In secret, he created a huge golem WHEELCHAIR!

It has a special gearbox pointing up from the seat that is inserted into the golem's behind (ough!). This transfers the golem's leg power directly to the chair. This bypasses the golem's legs and so the wheelchair has a lot of horsepower to move the immence weight.

The chair itself is much like the golem himself, full metal. It has pointy things on the wheels like the chariots in Ben Hur.

It's like diesel, it doesn't excellerate fast but when it gets going it can reach relatively high speeds.

Ironhide's arms have been pached up as much as possible and function. They recieved att the attention of the fixup. No work has been done at the legs and the will work as they did at the end of the last figt. His legs are not powerd when he sits on his wheenchair.

During the fight, Ironhide will drive to a place where he has the advantage. Preferably a desert or anything flat.
There, he will pick up speed and try to run the dwarf over. Simple actually, but what'd you expect? I'm a simply guy and so is Ironhide.

ironhide is orderednot to leave his chair unless he has absolutely no choice. He will try to sit down again if he has the chance. (unliess he has a chance to finish the fight naturally)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:12 am

[QUOTE=Daveron]Hey guys its me Daveron sorry i was away for so looooooong but I went holiday in Sydney which was really fun

. Anyway is the match between me and luis still on becuase iv already made up my stratgy and its a good one

. By the way the best thing happened in Sydney... I finally bought Baldurs gate 2!!! Im currently out inside the spellbound stronghold with mince, keldorn, anomon and nalia (my main chararctor is a wizard slayer) is this a good party to start with? Also i hate stupid midflayers grrr dumb feble mind.[/QUOTE]

Yes, I wanna see some action too...

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:15 am

we should have a whole losers circuit.... for those who arent dead anyway.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:59 am

For some, death is no objection.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:04 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]*SLAMS Sytze with a dead moose*

Die!

*pokes Brynn*. Hey Brynn, you wanna learn how to smack people? lol ! Nice!
*pokes Brynn again*
*smiles in shy manner*
Hehe...[/QUOTE]

*pulls herself together*

Well... It can't hurt to try, can it?

*on second thought.. it actually CAN*

No matter, it looks like fun, so pass me that walking cane and show me what to do

On whom shall we practice?

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:34 pm

*passes Brynn a walking stick, then gets a bear for herself* Here, I'll show you. * Starts wacking Sytze with bear* Think you can do that?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:47 am

werebeargoddess wrote:*passes Brynn a walking stick, then gets a bear for herself* Here, I'll show you. * Starts wacking Sytze with bear* Think you can do that?

*Wacks werebeargoddess with a dead moose. there is a splash as the internal liquids of the moose are freed on impact.*

Feel the burn...

*Pokes Brynn*

Hey, how are you doing?

we should have a whole losers circuit.... for those who arent dead anyway.

HEY! MY CHARACTER IS DEAD AND YOU MAY BE SURE HE IS GONNA BE THERE!

I'M CALLING A MOD ON YOU, WITH THOSE RACIST TENDENCIES!!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:56 am

[QUOTE=Brynn] On whom shall we practice?

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=werebeargoddess]*passes Brynn a walking stick, then gets a bear for herself* Here, I'll show you. * Starts wacking Sytze with bear* Think you can do that?[/QUOTE]

I just knew my former remarks would come back and slap me in the face, literally

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:49 am

*hacks around madly with the cane*

Whoa, I'm getting the hang of this!

Can I do this without risking my own skin? Does AC count here?

*wonders what Sytze commited that he became the only target, but keeps practicing anyway*

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:53 am

Where's Fas when you really need him

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:58 am

*keeps beating merrily*
*wonders who Fas is*

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:01 am

Argh! I know this is Fantasy Wrestling, but I really did not volunteer for this, ya know.

And Fas, well, he's our test dummy. Normally anyway.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:03 am

Volunteered or not, looks like you are the target now until Fas OR XANDAX appears

(I owe him much for what he did to me with that "spot the difference" thing)