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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Well, that is a valid choice. You have insurance? Health, life, I mean :p [/QUOTE]


are you THREATENING me?!

i'll hack your bloody arm off!
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[QUOTE=Vicsun]It's a natural response - the pillows represent flying phalli.[/QUOTE]

Goodbye Vicsun, it has been nice knowing you.
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[QUOTE=Witch King]are you THREATENING me?!

i'll hack your bloody arm off![/QUOTE]

No, i sell insurances. If you need one, tell me :D

I'm not agressive, WK, I'm only... well... :confused:
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I'm not agressive, WK, I'm only... well... :confused: [/QUOTE]

He's 'armless :) :D sorry...
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[QUOTE=C Elegans]Goodbye Vicsun, it has been nice knowing you.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Yshania]He's 'armless :) :D sorry...[/QUOTE]

Ysh, thanks, but I'm not that harmless :D or you mean arm less?
Foul is on a foul mood today, I guess we must cheer him up. Bring Fas, he always brings good news and laughs.
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ysh, thanks, but I'm not that harmless :D or you mean arm less?
Foul is on a foul mood today, I guess we must cheer him up. Bring Fas, he always brings good news and laughs.[/QUOTE]

;)
Unfortunately I think Fas is off reading the Nether Scroll in some dark corner of BS' imagination...
Congrats on your 3000th post - do you lose Newbie status (according to Fas) now? :D
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Ysh, thanks, but I'm not that harmless :D or you mean arm less?
Foul is on a foul mood today, I guess we must cheer him up. Bring Fas, he always brings good news and laughs.[/QUOTE]


I'd really watch offering to cheer foul up until you get in writing exactly what that would entail :o
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I'd really watch offering to cheer foul up until you get in writing exactly what that would entail :o [/QUOTE]

a warning not to be taken lightly...
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[QUOTE=Yshania] ;)
Unfortunately I think Fas is off reading the Nether Scroll in some dark corner of BS' imagination...
Congrats on your 3000th post - do you lose Newbie status (according to Fas) now? :D [/QUOTE]

Thanks for telling me, I hadnt noticed :D

YIIIPEEE!!! 3000!!!
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[QUOTE=Yshania] ;)
Unfortunately I think Fas is off reading the Nether Scroll in some dark corner of BS' imagination...
Congrats on your 3000th post - do you lose Newbie status (according to Fas) now? :D [/QUOTE]


Hey!! :mad:

I stopped having anything to do with fas the day he tried to convince me to play some game called Pass the Monkey. :eek:
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How's that game? :eek:
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I didn't stay around to find out. The disturning thing is, I heard rumors later from his neighbors that he actually had a real live monkey involved...
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I didn't stay around to find out. The disturning thing is, I heard rumors later from his neighbors that he actually had a real live monkey involved...[/QUOTE]


i clearly remember the Tapir Incident, so you should be careful about going around judging people for their animalian interests...
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Thats really bad news... I wonder if he will drive an army of monkeys to take over the middle east... or worst, to take over the world! :eek:
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[QUOTE=Witch King]i clearly remember the Tapir Incident, so you should be careful about going around judging people for their animalian interests...[/QUOTE]

She told me she was Shania twain going incognito to hide from the press. After several bottles of Turkey, who was I to argue?
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]She told me she was Shania twain going incognito to hide from the press. After several bottles of Turkey, who was I to argue?[/QUOTE]


hmmm, a likely story. but wait: what about the tapir's elephant-like snout? what part of "her" did you think that was?
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[QUOTE=Witch King]hmmm, a likely story. but wait: what about the tapir's elephant-like snout? what part of "her" did you think that was?[/QUOTE]

When you live in my area, you learn to make allowances for disfigurments cause by inbreeding. :eek:
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[QUOTE=Witch King]hmmm, a likely story. but wait: what about the tapir's elephant-like snout? what part of "her" did you think that was?[/QUOTE]

A giant bottle of turkey, of course, so that if BS crossed her path she could ensnare him again.
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[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]When you live in my area, you learn to make allowances for disfigurments cause by inbreeding. :eek: [/QUOTE]

*shudders* Speaking of which, all my roommates are going down to Georgia for a family thing for the week. Party!
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