Planar Sphere Problem

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 4:22 am

Gruntboy is all alone.

"Where is that darn weasel?" Leaving me here with Sir Carrot. Annoying little fop."

Playing with his 'lucky coin', the one that makes all his grand strategic decisions for him (like the one when it seemed like a terribly good idea at the time to charge screaming into the ogre mage house, thank Tymora for raise dead spells), our cheeky chappy is terribly alone. Even carrot is gone. Although initaiily glad for the security of numbers, Grunt is pleased he was able to chase him off into the woods for a while with the by-products of last nights Ettercap stew. "Tastes just like horse" he had informed Carrot...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 5:45 am

Its a tough job being a mercenary in the employ of evil. The Grunt takes whatever jobs suit his whim. This deal was sweetened with the prospect of inflicting pain on the wussy Aerie. While Weasel is off being dasdardly somewhere (and preetending not to), Gruntboy is left with the run of the camp. Since he was transported here under the influence of Black Lotus (a bit like BA Barracus when he flies in the A-Team) he heas no idea where he is. This will make it extra difficult for those bumbling do-gooders to find him. It also means he has to go without his regular supply of Shadowdark Ale. Maybe Sir Carrot has some uses after all...

Stroking his inter-planar figurine, the 'black pig of disaster' (its a long and interesting story) and contemplating his spear 'Pig Stikka', Gruntboy wonders which goody-goody corpse he's going to defile first...

Carrot · Post by **Carrot** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:13 am

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Carrot · Post by **Carrot** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:15 am

Suddenly Sir Carrot appears right behind Gruntboy with suppies. "What were you saying". Gruntboy" Nothing ". Can you tell me again what the ULTIMATE evil plan of Weasel was . I can only remember that he had to go to the drow city. I keep forgetting. btw do you have some swords you would like to exchange. The Final Battle will soon come after all. And I saw Magus and his gang who were doing some crazy stuff in the graveyard.

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(I hate rabbits, death to them all!)
Mwahahahahahaha
(Maniacal laughter)

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:20 am

May I apply for a job in the Evil party? I am a Wicked Necromancer (that is my class) and my allingment is Perverted Evil. Do I fit in?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:47 am

A pervert who specialises in the dead. Come on in, the hideouts open. How'd you get here? I don't remember (black lotus y'know?). Anyways, if you didn't bring the shadowdark ale we'll have to send Sir Carrot out to get some. Although we don't know where we are, and if he doens't know where he's going...

While we wait for our fallen paladin leader, join me in a game of darts. We have Aerie tied up and I've a an awfully large spear... You can cast ressurrect, right? More Ettercap stew anyone?

Carrot · Post by **Carrot** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:47 am

What is perverted evil. Bt": Only my master gets to see if you are capable of entering the (Tromms ruffel) DARK SIDE but you look good enough for me. Just remember if you try to spy on us (chop) of goes your head. Or my head if you get lucky.
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Carrot · Post by **Carrot** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:49 am

Oh I see Gruntboy beat me to it. btw where is the master. And can I join you in your game of darts.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:59 am

By all means sir Carrot. BTW are you also a fallen paladin? There are many sins of the flesh to partake in with bound little elfies if your goodly-paladin never dreamt of such things.

My Fighter/thief is off his rocker and has been around the block a bit. Hope those goody-2-shoes don't show up while I'm high on the Black Lotus. Heh, they'll never find us (sets trap above front door in drugged-up haze).

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:08 am

Ubik Shadowcaster, the Wicked Necromancer, gets up... "I am bored of this games... let me handle this ex-winged elven p***y... that is what I call fun..."
He stumbles - black lotus effects haven't wear of yet - to the corner where Aerie is tied up and he casts a littul spell, waking her up.
"Hello my child. Would you like to see what the shadow is all about? Well, don't scream, but here comes uncle Ubik and he is huuuuge!".
A scream bursts out of Aerie's lungs, but she can't do a thing... she is trapped for good, while the evil Necromancer does his thing on her...

(to be continued)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:18 am

Originally posted by Ubik:
May I apply for a job in the Evil party? I am a Wicked Necromancer (that is my class) and my allingment is Perverted Evil. Do I fit in?

You sure do .

Welcome your knowledge and skill will help our group and make the vile, evil menaces quack with fear. You wouldn't have a spell to help Gruntboy out there would you?

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As for the rest of you feel free to go rampaging.

( I can't post much this morning )

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'Weasel the Most Holy of the Holy Cavaliers'.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:24 am

Sir Weasel, you old baggar, come and join me... this littul elven pu** is more than enough for us both. I casted an enchantment spell and she is sooooo sweet.... muhahhahahahaha

(to be continued)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:39 am

Gruntboy's had too much black lotus and can't get it up. Does Necromancy cover that?

Does this place have a pantry? I got the munchies and weasel sounds like he's gonna be away from the hideout for a while. (doing dasdardly, *ahem*, good, things for a while).

When are the goo-err, 'evil' guys gonna get their act together. Don't hog aerie all for yourself Ubik (pun intended...)...

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:46 am

Hey, we are baddies, right? So, I don't like Aerie as well, but raping (!) her is a good thing to do for me (cause I'm bad). And a bad thing to her, even if she is going to enjoy it (the enchatment spell I told ya about) but still... Bhaal, isn't this good-evil thing confusing?

And, Grunt, sorry but Necromancy can't help you. Try something else. Like implants

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:49 am

BTW you are free to join in... after that implant

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:50 am

Its only temporary. Improves your performance my ass.

Mind you, I am feeling a little paranoid, even schizohrenic. No, wait, that's 'cos I'm Chaotic Neutral!

Anyone got 'Viagro's Girlde of inestimable length retainment'?

Aeire, its going to be a *long* night.

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:31 pm

This is starting to getting out of hand.
(Marya stands before the matron mother Ellue.)
Ellue- So the prisoner have escape.
Guard- Yes,matron mother.
Ellue- how?
Guard- We dont know.He must possess a artifact that alowed him to teleport despite the runes.
(Ellue looks to Marya with her usual sadness in her eyes)
Ellue- Guard,you are desmiss.
Guard- Thank you, Matron.
Ellue- So Marya, have you found Drakron.
Marya- Yes, I have.
Ellue- And...
Marya- And...
Ellue- His reply.
Marya- What reply?
Ellue- You did give him the message?
Marya- What mes...oops.I forgot.
(Ellue looks at her with a smile in her face)
Ellue- Drakron is right you are a hot head.
Marya- Well, I Was captured by a Human call Weasel...
Ellue- Weasel.that is the name of the prisoner that have escape.Marya go see the archmage at once he is on the main hall.
Marya- Yes matron.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:43 pm

Ubik Shadowcaster sits down with Gruntboy (he is playing all the time with something he calls "black pig of destruction", an artifact of immense, yet not proven, powers) and the fallen Paladin, young sir Carrot.

They have feisted over Aerie's body and left her uncoscius once more. They expect for Weasel to come and pay them a visit - he has gotten away those drows they asume.

Ubik: I feel nervous tonite. There is a battle ahead, I can feel it in the air. I myst start the ceremony to call forth the dead, they might just tell me what is going on.

Gruntboy (still shaking his head to get rid of the effects of the Black Lotus): Yeah, and do not forget to ask them about the next lottery, it's on Monday. We are running out of money, dammit.

Carrot: Yeah, I cannot buy any more carrots! Starving to death I am! We have to go out and get our hands on money and supplies.

Ubik (rubs his nose with his right thumb, while he produces a little fire with his left hand) No... we have to wait a littli more. Maybe he comes.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 1:24 pm

We hear screams... Weasel enters..
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(Weasel) " The plan has failed , Mayra won't take the bait. Now I'm sure the Matron Mother has talked to Drakron. If not we mustn't let Drakron make contact."
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( Ubik,Gruntboy and Carrot look at each other)
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(Ubik)" Where is KidD01 ?"
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(Weasel)"He should be in the graveyard by now. If you all want to head there and see if he needs any help. I have things to do right now , but I'll try to join you all there."

Weasel heads to his chamber. Weasel thinking to his self ( This is not good , my plans are coming apart at every turn.)

Till next time...

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'Weasel the Most Holy of the Holy Cavaliers'.

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 1:41 pm

the atmosphear is heavy... The three adventurers are looking at each other. They all think the same thing, it is obvius from the looks in their eyes.

Ubik decides to break the silence.

"I think Weasel is holding some information back from us. It is funny, isn't it?"

"I think the same thing", grunts Gruntboy. "He is acting in a strange manner lately. Maybe we should do something".

"Let's go ask him", sir Carrot says.

The other two look at him with their dark eyes. They smile simultaneusly. Carrot feels a shiver in his back. "I shouldn't say that", he things.

"Do not bother, my friend. I think we are going to find out what our good friend is up, right Gruntboy?"

"Absolutely, Ubik, absolutely..."

Silence prevails once more...

(to be continued)