The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]Nah, nah, nah. The abbreviation for bureaucracy is EU, everyone knows that.[/QUOTE]

Untrue again. Its Brasilia. You know, our federal district.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:04 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]That would be less gossip than you find in the UN then ?[/QUOTE]

But of course. Who has time to gossip when you are piled under pages and pages of analysis?

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:10 pm

"Gossip has recently come into the academy as a fruitful avenue of study, particularly in light of its relationship to both overt and implicit power structures."

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:32 pm

But alas one knows that quotes mean nothing on SYM

They are easily perverted.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:33 pm

[QUOTE=CM]But alas one knows that quotes mean nothing on SYM

They are easily perverted.

[/QUOTE]

So you admit we should investigate you. Corruptor.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:38 pm

Look the way you guys are going i will be free for the next 200,000 years. I can set myself up for the fall within minutes. But then again i am good at screwing other people over, it comes with the job

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:43 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Look the way you guys are going i will be free for the next 200,000 years. I can set myself up for the fall within minutes. But then again i am good at screwing other people over, it comes with the job

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So, would you please colaborate with our new job? Finding out what happened to Magrus computer? You were so fond of the idea of kicking his back yard, I guess you must know something.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:45 pm

Its very simple what happened to Magrus's PC. He downloaded something he believed was porn. It was instead a trojan and while trying to fix his computer an electrical surge from the whacked weather we are having in New York fired his motherboard. There

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:46 pm

Could it be, that Fas, fired Mag's computer just to get revenge for some unforseen act? The plot thickins.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:54 pm

Yeah its because Magrus was taking Luis away from BS and Sytze was jealous and i can't stand to see Sytze upset

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:58 pm

Why did I know it was going to come back to that?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:02 pm

Arguments and investigation, Fas and People...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:07 pm

just obsevring thats all Luis

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:58 pm

while perusing old threads through boredom i came across an interesting selection on the death of mag's blender, is it possible mag destroyed his computer himself in an effort to repair said beloved blender? or he had been away from home shopping for a new blender, while some one broke into his home violated his privacy and savagely tormented his comp?

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:39 am

Demo, I think there is the little matter of a dart in my forehead... will you please remove it immediately.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:03 am

*walks by djv lying on floor, tugs out dart, sprays forehead wit febreeeze to help wound heal* there you go my good man! here have some more febreeeze! *squirt* *sniff sniff* ahhh waht you tink?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:44 am

@Luis and Hill: I cannot, for the life of me, understand what all of this bruhaha about "COMM" is for. I've been around SYM for a while, and I've never heard of "COMM." What gives?

To all the beloved residents of SYM: This thread is an example of your brain on spam. Take heed of this example. Ask CE: Spam has been proven to smooth out the wrinkles of the brain.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:42 am

[QUOTE=Chanak]@Luis and Hill: I cannot, for the life of me, understand what all of this bruhaha about "COMM" is for. I've been around SYM for a while, and I've never heard of "COMM." What gives?

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That's probably because you seldom descend into the twisted spammazes of sewers & gutters of SYM. (AKA the Heathen Citadel, the Spam Factory and other assorted Castles Spamalot).

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:20 am

Or it could be a fib

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:12 am

[QUOTE=Chanak]@Luis and Hill: I cannot, for the life of me, understand what all of this bruhaha about "COMM" is for. I've been around SYM for a while, and I've never heard of "COMM." What gives?

To all the beloved residents of SYM: This thread is an example of your brain on spam. Take heed of this example. Ask CE: Spam has been proven to smooth out the wrinkles of the brain.

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*cough* COVERUP! *cough*

Do we need to investigate chan next?