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"My guts tell me we're not done yet."

"Well, I wish your guts would shut the hell up!"

I was fighting Thunder, and he was owning me, so I ran up to the Headsman's block and ranged him with my bow. Thunder got really angry and cast his lightning spell on the cheering people. They were suspended in mid air and yelling. Thunder let them go and they stared cheering again, as if nothing had happened. The same thing happened 4 times before they died.

The_One wrote:I love the tomb stone with Jack Sparrow on it.

According to Wikipedia, it is reffering to Jack Sparrow.

Lol. The funniest thing that happened to me was when I became evil and wore the chicken costume and they laughed and then ran away. After that, I used fire ball and enflame on people and the people that were still alive just laughed. It's not funny now, but if you saw it you would laugh histerically.:laugh:

talking to drunken pedestrians

Getting the guild drunk off their arses

Realizing my Hero was "Obese" lol

Chicken rebounds off barn roofs and walls (have yet to see if I can kick them at people)

Wondering why the witch at Bowerstone and the grandmother at Rose Cottage looked exactly the same, then flirting up the grandmother (think she fell in love too)

Strutting my stuff in a dress, haha

Edit: My first decapitation, and also kicking people to death in the groin : )

I laughed when you start that sick child quest in Bowerstone, when you go back and talk to that woman again, she says:

"My body is made out of sugar... I hope i don't fall into a cup of tea."


Lol

the book donations are hilarious, and the gravestones, the "no man can hold his breath for ten minutes" one was a nice Monkey Island reference too

The comments of the Darkwood Brothel's customers.

I've just started playing this game not too long ago and I've noticed you age quite fast in this game. Oh yeah, back to the topic...

In this game I have done a single quest yet after the training. Spent all my time just leveling. I haven't married anyone or had sex once yet. So basically, I'm 65 years old and still haven't had sex once yet. This may be funny to some, depending on what they conider humour.

Uh-oh!

I am only in the early part of the game so I have'nt seen a whole heck of a lot, but I was both amused and then disturbed when, for the first time ever in a game (and I've played almost every computer rpg made), I saw that another man had fallen in love with me! :speech:

I was like: "Did I accidently teleport to San Francisco?" Or to West Hollywood?

Funny Npc Conversations

LOL here's a few:

1. Barmaid in Knothole Glade [when drunk]

"*Giggle*, I got bubbles coming out of my nose."

2. Armour Dealer in Bowerstone South [when drunk]

"I said, dont u start... dont u start these hands are weapons."

Then if u talk to him again.. he says:

"Hello chucky egg."

3. Armour Dealer in Oakvale [when drunk]

"Nope, no word of a lie. No word of a lie, 17 cows.. I stopped them with my one hand."

If you keep talking to him again, he'll say:

"I spy the fat maiden in bowerstone town."


bahaha.. cracked up laughing.

You guys got any funny ones? LOL

The face of Thunder. He has a ugly face. And how he walks, like a goose or something. Or when I killed the bandits at Bandit Toll, two bandits were scary running away. Hilarious to see it.

funniest fable thing

I was walking by the Archery guy in Knothole Glade and he hawks out,
"Last week's top scorer won a whole wheel of Bowerstone Cheese! Tell me THAT doesn't tempt you!"

When your Hero has the name of Hood, what the children of Bowerstone come out with is quite funny.
"Hey look, there's Hood, item of clothing"

Funniest Thing I've Seen In Fable

When I was first introduced to Fable, which was, somewhat 4 years ago, my friend showed it to me, and of course, he beat the whole game and let me play around on his hero. So, I went on and started slaughtering everybody in Oakvale, even though he told me not to. Now the funny parts were....

1. I was using lightning on a bunch of Guards, and suddenly out of nowhere: "Your wife has given you Leather Leggings as a gift." So, we were wondering, where is she? I look around, and she's laying decapitated on the ground from the lightning.

2. I was running around swingly blindly at Guards, when I was still swinging the Sword Of Aeons, all I heard was "Need a good soldier to- gggah!".

Most of what I find funny in Fable can be summed up in one phrase: Anything villagers say while drunk.

My favorite has to be when they start singing 'Show Me The Way To Go Home', or something the Armor Dealer in Bowerstone said:
"An, and then the bish-bishop says to the donkey... um, wait, no... tha's not right..."


And the game we (myself and a few Fable-Playing friends) invented: Chicken Kickin' Pinball. Object of which being to see how many buildings, objects, and people we can hit with a single chicken kick. I swear the chickens in Fable are made of rubber.

My record is a paltry 6, with no people hit. I'm still trying to figure out if its possible

And lastly, the way the Bandit's Bandana works flawlessly with either the Assassin or Fire-Cult Assassin's suit

Ninja-Arseface, Away!

Farting at the kids, then one of them sez 'I'm going to be a hero just like you'.

If you marry a fella, he is known as your 'wife'. I'm wearing the pants dammit!!
If you bonk a fella, then go and bonk a woman in the black screen she sez 'Oooh! That's interesting'.

Some of the grave are great. 'You're Standing on my head' is the only one I can think of so far

I had the evil merc from Twinblade's camp and the good merc from Oakvale following me, out of nowhere the one from Oakvale said "Did you hear about the time I slayed an entire nest of Balverines?" The evil guy replies "Do you ever shutup?"

Another one

i love listening to the boy and girl talk about the books the Hero gives at the school.
So I give them the Arena book and they're chatting about the Thunder Hero Doll...

Boy: "It's NOT a doll! It's a Hero ACTION FIGURE!"
Girl: "Well then you were having an Action Tea Party."

One other thing... my wife in Bowerstone... she's literally a sex fiend. I was following her around in the morning to hear what she was singing, and she turns to me to have sex. So i boink her and follow her around another minute and she turns green to have sex again. and so on and so forth. Jeez!