Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 9:14 pm

You will get used to the bunnies.

Of course they curse you out night and day. They are really rather rude.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:09 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You will get used to the bunnies.

Of course they curse you out night and day. They are really rather rude.

Yes they are! I've been subjected to some curse words I've never even heard before...

Are the bunnies brought into BEing by Ned's drink? Or, does Ned's drink make you suddenly *aware* of the little buggers (who have always existed)?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:12 pm

*drinks a few hundred liters of Dr. Pepper and suddenly is aware of all the naked chibis dancing around the bar*

Y'know...this really did happen to me a couple months ago. I drank two liters of Dr. Pepper in less than two hours, felt extremely sick, then saw naked chibis dancing around my room.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:18 pm

Are the bunnies brought into BEing by Ned's drink? Or, does Ned's drink make you suddenly *aware* of the little buggers (who have always existed)?

Uh.....yes.

@SS, did you enjoy the sight though?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:19 pm

Hi Wuffles, Hi snuffles, Hi Prancer, Hi Dancer, Hi Rainforrest, Hi Snugglepot, Hi.... (Continues for a long time - which seems even longer).

Hey barkeep! Those crocs are looking awefully fat! I'd be carefull what you feed them. I'll have a Jack thanks.

They are really rather rude

You do mean anatomically correct?

@VD, The bunnies have always *existed* it is you who have *called* them fourth (They wanted a medal too so now they're really quite upset).

Tumbleweeds, Crickets, this place really has gone to the bunnies. - Curdis !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:28 pm

I didn't look at the bunnes that close dude

Yeah, the croces are filling out, and the bunnies are thinning in number. Things are proceeding nicely.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:37 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@SS, did you enjoy the sight though?

Only the sight of ChibiUsa.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 10:40 pm

Makes note, by a chibiusa costume and appear in SS's bedromm one night.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Feb 16, 2002 11:32 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Makes note, by a chibiusa costume and appear in SS's bedromm one night.

And here we have Bloodstalker as Sailor Chibi Moon.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 12:37 am

hmmmmmmmmm

point well taken

perhaps I should go to plan B

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 12:54 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
hmmmmmmmmm

point well taken

perhaps I should go to plan B

Dare I ask what plan B is?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:07 pm

In the secret room under thet Tavern, dimmly lit, and crowded with an assortment of odd looking characters, BS has assembled a council in the War Room to discuss Plan B.

Present are several of his most trusted underlings, chosen especially for their expertise in these types of operations.

There are Freddy the Flasher, Fingers Phil, Vinnie the Pervert of the North, and Pete the Pimp.

Cigar smoke fills the room, as they pour over the plans on the table.

Ned keeps the shine coming, and offers his advice when needed.

McBane is there to point out any potential violations of Stalking laws or definitions of sexual harrassement.

Slowly, Plan B begins to take shape.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 1:37 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Fingers Phil

I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, BS.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 6:09 pm

women

By the way SS, please disregard any and all noises coming from under your bedroom floor, it will definately not be digging noises.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 12:44 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
women

By the way SS, please disregard any and all noises coming from under your bedroom floor, it will definately not be digging noises.

*checks under floorboards* Your right BS its *pop* bunnies! - Curdis !

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:35 pm

Bunny Bunny Bunny

Bunny Bunny Bunny!!!!!!!!

Ah, Voodoo, with enough shine you get to see the bunnies 24-7. They can be abusive but they sure are funny.

Plan B??? What about Plan A? What's with that trick pool table, Goldfinger??? What are you trying to pull here?? Uh, Heh-heh, I said 'pull here'.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 1:41 pm

Re: Bunny Bunny Bunny

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
<SNIP>What are you trying to pull here?? Uh, Heh-heh, I said 'pull here'.

Perhaps he planned to pull the plug

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 7:23 pm

@Ned, So what happens when I pull the goldfinger?

BTW you don't NEED shine to see bunnies 24-7, hows Fluffy?

@kID0H4, Whose plug and where is it? - Curdis !

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:26 pm

Curdis,

You don't pull the goldfinger. I just stole that line from a Bond flick.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Feb 18, 2002 8:38 pm

Theif!!
The FBI will get you!!!!!
YOU ARE DOOMED