House of Disgust

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:04 pm

*drinks coffee.*Whoa, that worked fast.So there is something that sobers you up.Should tell my husband that.Still...not complaining...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:33 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Hey, sweet flophouse, Scayde!
Since Fas never filled in the rest of the SYM history, will you tell me how the flophouse came to be?[/QUOTE]

LOL..The story isnt' that long, or interesting...The night I came to SYM..all of the activity was in AC's Barrrr -n- Grrrril (I might be off on the spelling)..Anyway, shortly after I had been bitten by the SYM bug, AC decided to close up shop...I had to have a place to drink my tequila and BS needed a place to preform his pole dances, so the Original Flophouse was born.

After a time...I moved to a bigger ranch and opened Scayde's Flophouse, now known simply as Scayde's place...but it is all just an extension of SYM...just down the road and around the corner. ;-)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:41 pm

[QUOTE=Scayde]

and BS needed a place to preform his pole dances, [/QUOTE]
Ahhh, so BS DOES do poledancing? (looks at BS with eyebrows raised)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:35 pm

It wasn't what you think...really.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:25 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It wasn't what you think...really.

[/QUOTE]So er.. what exactly was it then? Pray tell

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:04 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It wasn't what you think...really.

[/QUOTE]

Standard BS excuse, # 14. *sigh*

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:54 am

[QUOTE=beornica]Ahhh, so BS DOES do poledancing? (looks at BS with eyebrows raised)[/QUOTE]

We're told he's gotten very intimate with steel, aluminum and brass poles. Much of this information comes from the pole owners, themselves, who have brought in their metallic fittings for STD treatment after exposure to BS' enthusiastic, well, embrace.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:30 pm

All lies

However, several of those poles were documented to have suspicious looking bite marks most likely made by dentures (In fact, a set was found still attached to the brass pole)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:49 pm

[QUOTE=fable]We're told he's gotten very intimate with steel, aluminum and brass poles.[/QUOTE]

Well at least he favours those composed of sturdier materials.. just imagine if he had a preference for balsom wood

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:48 am

That is disgusting!

BS and the poles stuff....

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:01 am

[QUOTE=CM]That is disgusting!

BS and the poles stuff....

[/QUOTE]

Says the guy who adored him for a while...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:51 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well at least he favours those composed of sturdier materials.. just imagine if he had a preference for balsom wood

[/QUOTE]

Brings to mind Neddy's Staff of Ram and Gwally's "Flesh to Wood"

Hmmm

Wait now..there was something one time about Gwally..a pole..BS, and a dance...I think it was somebody's birthday...

Dammit..I need to do a quick search and find that thread !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:22 pm

*dusts off bar, grabs a drink*

GameLoser · Post by **GameLoser** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:07 am

hey

*sways to a stool*

i kno i kno im new but my usual bar closed and i assumed u had more seats... oh n' ya got any Vodka?

*looks around*

nice place...