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Did you get some food in you at least? How was your walk?

I did, it was dried out and horrible, but blissfully wonderful to my drunken senses at the time. The girl behind the counter was flirting with me, that cheered me up a bit.

Always nice, having a woman check you out. I love it when they do that. Especially when they make yummy noises while doing so. Was she cute?

Unfortunately, no. No she wasn't. It was sweet all the same though.

I hate that guys always have to be the ones to ask girls out. That happens to me way too often. Hooking up is another story altogether, because some girls are true predators in that arena, but when you want to go on a date with a gal, 99.99% of the time the guy has to ask. And they're hard to read, so you don't know if that look they're giving you is "oh, please ask me out" or "oh, please leave me alone, i'm trying to be nice by smiling" and that bs sucks.

Yeah, I won't date girls unless they have the nerve to come onto me first. Standard rule of mine now. If they don't have the nerve to say they want to be with me, they won't have the nerve to speak up and let me know if there's a problem or they want something in a relationship based on my experiences.

I've had to deal with dragging problems out into the open all the time. After a while you get to know when something's amiss, but I HATE (RAAAR! ) dragging it out of somebody that's supposedly close to me like that. Relationships should be open and honest or they're ****ed up from the start.

Exactly. I become irrationally incensed when a girl I'm dating isn't honest and open with me. They get upset and nasty arguments ensue along with terrible frustration and such. All because the little twits don't say what's bothering them, when I tell them I WILL get VERY upset if this happens right from when we start dating.

Why can't they just be open from the start? I don't get that at all. They always say they need time or some bs. Why don't they realize we'll get mad if they stay all quiet and such?

I think their bra's have some sort of restriction on blood flow to the brain or something...

*drumroll* Guest lesson for tonight as I'm too unstable to give a damn.
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[QUOTE=Erenor]New lesson for the day, Mag? "Don't pretend to be smart when you're dumb, because then you won't get laid very often."[/QUOTE]

Drumroll: Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-ching! Very well done. Oh, and as for the bra thing, it doesn't work for all of them, because guys like us tend to relieve them of that extra strain on a fairly constant basis.

Hmm... must be the breasts then. Those things gotta take blood flow away from the brain, cutting off vital nutrients and oxygen and such. Right?

I guess that has to be it. I always wondered if those things had more of a purpose than feeding babies, being playtoys for older babies (like us ), and such.

Yep, dulling of common sense and communication skills.

Well, for us that happens when you get sucked in by the glow and our minds are turned to mush by a beautiful pair. Though, I've dated some girls who had such sensitive ones that they could get off from me dabbling with those alone. Pretty sweet overall.

*nods* Lina was like that. Jenica was the neck. Well, any place on her body a good deal of the time, but the neck set her off.

Ah...confounded memories.

Sorry, man. Didn't mean to bring **** up. I miss one of my old girls pretty bad a lot of the time. I don't have your situation, but the pain is still there in some form. Necks are great, though. One of my current lady friends gets goosebumps all over her body with just a little peck on the neck. She goes wild with more than that. She flails and moans. Always nice.

*chuckles* It's ok. Whether or not the girl has her memories, I still have mine. We had a truly screwed up relationship with a lot of things, but boy was the sex great. Nobodies taking those memories from me!

Jenica was, she was my little plaything, hands down. Aside from the drama, the perfect pet.

Memories can suck, but in the end if you think of the good ones, they outweigh the bad most of the time.

Edit- I think I mixed two threads, so I seperated them. And the circle continues!

I do that a lot. My multi-tab spamming thing, I open all the new threads to respond to, read them all, pick one to respond to, and cycle through the rest. If I mix some up, it gets embarrassing.