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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:29 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Darzog]I like that website.... "Why might this product not work" >> "It must be your fault."[/QUOTE]
It actually says that? LOL! :laugh:
[QUOTE=Darzog]That was the section telling me how to configure a remote control for a specific receiver. Needless to say it still isn't working.[/QUOTE]
Some companies just think they know it all when it comes to Customer Service...
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:31 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Ravager]Some companies just think they know it all when it comes to Customer Service...[/QUOTE]
My manager tells me to tell customers to go <beep> themselves when they ask for things that don't provide profitable returns. I have to translate for him.

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:31 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=Ravager]It actually says that? LOL! :laugh:

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Not wanting to misquote:
[quote="Rav's web link]
Why might Eumovate Eczema & Dermatitis Cream not clear my skin condition?
Infection of your skin. Your skin is prone to infection during a flare-up"]
Translation:
1. You have an infection (your fault).
2. You are still getting triggered (your fault).
3. Misdiagnosed (your doctor's fault).
Bottom line, if it IS eczema/dermatitis and you aren't screwing up, this cream WILL work. I love that attitude. Most troubleshooting guides: Won't work? Plug it in. (that's as far as they go).

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:33 pm
by Ravager
Excellent paraphrasing there.

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:37 pm
by Darzog
EEK! You're like 5 minutes away from 17K Rav!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:42 pm
by Ravager
AAH! *runs into hiding to never post again* Hmm, nah, I couldn't keep that up.

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:31 pm
by Aramant
Okay everyone, let's get serious for a minute. I'm in the middle of a very real crisis.
I've over-chilled my wine!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:32 pm
by Phreddie
*starts to poke rav with CSL* Didnt you make 16k a week ago?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:38 pm
by Ravager
I think I've been here longer than 17 weeks, right? I can't make 1000 posts a week....

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:39 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
@chu if you're there, I'm assuming you didn't go to the Cleveland concert.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:41 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aramant]Okay everyone, let's get serious for a minute. I'm in the middle of a very real crisis.
I've over-chilled my wine![/QUOTE]
Did it freeze?! :speech:
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:42 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Magrus]Did it freeze?! :speech:[/QUOTE]
No. But it's a red. It's not supposed to be cold. Just cool.
It also sucks. It's a cabernet-baco. I should have known not to get it because I don't like cabernet sauvignon, but I had been up for 20 hours when I bought it five hours ago, so hey.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:48 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]@chu if you're there, I'm assuming you didn't go to the Cleveland concert.[/QUOTE]
What ever gave you that idea?????
Cooling the blisters.

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:50 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]What ever gave you that idea?????
Cooling the blisters.

[/QUOTE]
Huh? Did you go?!?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:52 pm
by ch85us2001
[QUOTE=Oscuro_Sol]Huh? Did you go?!?[/QUOTE]
No.
Making up for it by blistering my thumbs on Oblivion.
Good, but not as Good.

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:54 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]No.
Making up for it by blistering my thumbs on Oblivion.
Good, but not as Good.

[/QUOTE]
I didn't know so, because you weren't using nearly enough punctuation.

Gamers.
I got
News of the World a few days ago, have you heard it?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:56 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=Aramant]No. But it's a red. It's not supposed to be cold. Just cool.[/QUOTE]
So microwave the sucker! What, you think it'll make it any worse!?
Time to head home, have a Hornsby's, have dinner and get ready for my 9pm call. I love Wednesday night calls.
interupting a perfectly good drinking night!!!
Bah
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:56 pm
by Aramant
Does no one care about my wine crisis?!
[QUOTE=Darzog]So microwave the sucker! What, you think it'll make it any worse!?[/QUOTE]
You're mad!! Wine is lovely!
Just not this wine.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:00 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Aramant]Does no one care about my wine crisis?![/QUOTE]
What do you think?

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:01 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]What do you think?

[/QUOTE]
DEATH TO THE NON-BELIEVERS!