Dark Flame Discussion Thread II

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:02 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Dare I say, there's only one way to find out.

Um......an identify spell.....?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:06 pm

by DW
Um......an identify spell.....?

I suppose, but it isn't every day you can get your hands on a +7 staff.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:07 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Dare I say, there's only one way to find out.

Conjure up a wild dog and test it out?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:09 pm

by Golly Gwally
Conjure up a wild dog and test it out?

test out your own staff pal.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:09 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

I suppose, but it isn't every day you can get your hands on a +7 staff.

Well in that case you should be the first to handle it. I believe it unwise to stand between a man and his new toy.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:10 pm

Is it sentient?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:12 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Is it sentient?

LMAO!!!!!

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:16 pm

ROFL

Oh my

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:19 pm

by DW
Well in that case by DW you should be the first to handle it. I believe it unwise to stand between a man and his new toy.

Ok....done. Now what.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:20 pm

by Gwally
Is it sentient?

It doesn't have a conscience but it does a have a memory.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:26 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
It doesn't have a conscience but it does a have a memory.

So... its semi-sentient?
Does it shout out random things like "Lets go kick some butt!" and "Yuck! Your palms are sweaty!"?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:30 pm

by golly gwally
Does it shout out random things like "Lets go kick some butt!" and "Yuck! Your palms are sweaty!"?

I haven't heard that but I have heard, "Sure is dark in there." and "I can't breathe with that on."

As we've lost all the ladies Gwally, I refuse to continue this discussion of innuendos. Guess DW got bored, oh the shame and humiliation.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:32 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Ok....done. Now what.

*scutinizes plus 7 staff thoughtfully. After a few moments a bluish light appears.......and all is revealed. A tattered scroll manifests in DW's hands*

Staff of Ram and Regeneration +7.

-While equipped, protects the weilder from level drain, horrid wilting spells and confusion.
-Thrice per day can cast charm person
- Multiple times per day, can rise to any occasion requiring stamina

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:35 pm

She's probably doing research on any historical precedents for a +7 staff

I however, have to go to the vets to pick up arthritis meds for my dog, so I'll see you all later

LOL I called that one

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:35 pm

by DW -
Multiple times per day, can rise to any occasion requiring stamina

ROTFLMAO!!

So glad you came back, but alas, I must leave. My staff and I will return tomorrow.

g'nite T'l

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:38 pm

See you Ned

Had a blast

!

Goodnight all

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:28 am

**walks in, staff in hand, a grocery bag of sangria ingredients in the other hand**

Here...hold onto this for me.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:48 am

*Ysh has sack of ingredients dumped in her arms* some gentleman!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 12:19 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
*Ysh has sack of ingredients dumped in her arms* some gentleman!

How do you know he is a gentleman though ?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Apr 26, 2002 12:29 pm

Are you questioning his gender??

since he does not have the manners!