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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:02 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Ned Flanders


Dare I say, there's only one way to find out. :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:
Um......an identify spell.....? :D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:06 pm
by Ned Flanders
by DW
Um......an identify spell.....?


I suppose, but it isn't every day you can get your hands on a +7 staff. :D :p :rolleyes:

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:07 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Dare I say, there's only one way to find out. :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:
Conjure up a wild dog and test it out? :D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:09 pm
by Ned Flanders
by Golly Gwally
Conjure up a wild dog and test it out?


test out your own staff pal. :D :p

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:09 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Ned Flanders


I suppose, but it isn't every day you can get your hands on a +7 staff. :D :p :rolleyes:
Well in that case you should be the first to handle it. I believe it unwise to stand between a man and his new toy. :eek: :D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:10 pm
by Gwalchmai
Is it sentient? :o

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:12 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Is it sentient? :o
LMAO!!!!! :D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:16 pm
by T'lainya
ROFL :D Oh my :o

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:19 pm
by Ned Flanders
by DW
Well in that case by DW you should be the first to handle it. I believe it unwise to stand between a man and his new toy.


Ok....done. Now what. :rolleyes:

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:20 pm
by Ned Flanders
by Gwally
Is it sentient?


It doesn't have a conscience but it does a have a memory. :D :p

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:26 pm
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
It doesn't have a conscience but it does a have a memory. :D :p
So... its semi-sentient?
Does it shout out random things like "Lets go kick some butt!" and "Yuck! Your palms are sweaty!"?
:D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:30 pm
by Ned Flanders
by golly gwally
Does it shout out random things like "Lets go kick some butt!" and "Yuck! Your palms are sweaty!"?



I haven't heard that but I have heard, "Sure is dark in there." and "I can't breathe with that on."
:p :D :rolleyes: :o :o

As we've lost all the ladies Gwally, I refuse to continue this discussion of innuendos. Guess DW got bored, oh the shame and humiliation.

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:32 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Ned Flanders


Ok....done. Now what. :rolleyes:
*scutinizes plus 7 staff thoughtfully. After a few moments a bluish light appears.......and all is revealed. A tattered scroll manifests in DW's hands*

Staff of Ram and Regeneration +7.

-While equipped, protects the weilder from level drain, horrid wilting spells and confusion.
-Thrice per day can cast charm person
- Multiple times per day, can rise to any occasion requiring stamina



:p :D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:35 pm
by T'lainya
She's probably doing research on any historical precedents for a +7 staff ;) :D
I however, have to go to the vets to pick up arthritis meds for my dog, so I'll see you all later :D
LOL I called that one :D

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:35 pm
by Ned Flanders
by DW -
Multiple times per day, can rise to any occasion requiring stamina


ROTFLMAO!! :D :D

So glad you came back, but alas, I must leave. My staff and I will return tomorrow. ;) :rolleyes:

g'nite T'l

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2002 5:38 pm
by dragon wench
See you Ned :)
Had a blast :D !

Goodnight all ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:28 am
by Ned Flanders
**walks in, staff in hand, a grocery bag of sangria ingredients in the other hand**

Here...hold onto this for me. ;)

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2002 11:48 am
by Yshania
*Ysh has sack of ingredients dumped in her arms* some gentleman! :rolleyes: :D

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2002 12:19 pm
by dragon wench
Originally posted by Yshania
*Ysh has sack of ingredients dumped in her arms* some gentleman! :rolleyes: :D
How do you know he is a gentleman though ? :D

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2002 12:29 pm
by Yshania
Are you questioning his gender?? :eek: since he does not have the manners! :D :p