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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:31 pm
by Athena
4) Pick excess wings out of my teeth
3) get that lash out of my eye
2) smudge makeup
1) pull a trigger
Top 10 signs you might be a ninja.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:39 pm
by Darzog
10. You kill every pirate you see.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:43 pm
by Athena
:speech: but
not Jack Sparrow.
9) You like to be incognito every place you go
8) You are a shameless lurker
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:47 pm
by JonIrenicus
7. You sneak up on people a lot
6. People can't see youw hen it's dark out
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:53 pm
by shana
5. You are always wearing a black suit and mask.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:05 pm
by Athena
top 10 signs you might be a ninja
4) You had to register your appendages as deadly weapons
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:11 pm
by Darzog
3. You wrap a shirt around your head and jump at people at random intervals.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:03 pm
by shana
2. You like to throw sharp stars at your enemies.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:52 pm
by Damuna_Nova
1. You aren't registered as being alive on the system.
Top ten ways to lose your internet connection.
Or should that be top ten
worst ways?
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:55 pm
by shana
10. Lightning!
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:22 pm
by Damuna_Nova
9. A rat chewing up your internet cable.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:38 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=shana]10. Lightning![/QUOTE]
Thats me!
8. Angering the small gods (Buying what appears to be thet one brand of wireless card that doesnt work in my house).
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:11 am
by shana
7. Have GoG come over and disconnect it for you!!
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:11 am
by Damuna_Nova
6. Tripping over the internet wire and breaking the plug head
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:17 am
by Magelord648
5.Dropping a heavy bag on to the little box that the plug goes into and smashing it in half.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:44 am
by Darzog
4. Thermonuclear bomb
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:16 pm
by ik911
Aggressive firewall... I really have spent more time on fixing my firewall(s) than I've ever spent on viruses...
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:57 pm
by Mr_Snow
2) A fire in the telco network exchange
you'd loose your phone to
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:00 pm
by TonyMontana1638
Disconnecting the ethernet cord from your computer.
Top Ten Reasons to collect lawn gnomes.
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:03 pm
by Lestat
10. [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_Gnome_Liberation_Front"]To set them free in the forest[/url]