Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:46 pm

I want tea, please 1 strong cup of tea.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:48 pm

@ CM,

Strong how??? McBane just scored some tea leaves that have been soaked in horse tranquilizers. Is that what your are looking for? Hell, I'll put the shine down for a second for that.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:50 pm

Nah just earl grey, please.
Don't need to get sick!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:52 pm

Oh yeah, I'd recommend two cups of this stuff. It's got McBane's stamp of approval.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:52 pm

Well, things are actually not looking that bleak. Of course I am thouroughly plastered, but that is beside the point.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:53 pm

If McBane likes it - then i am staying away from it!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:54 pm

Very well then, EG it is although I must express my disappointment.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:55 pm

Originally posted by CM
Nah just earl grey, please.
Don't need to get sick!

You won't get sick, you'll either pass out (girly girl who can't hold his tranquilizers!

) or you'll stumble around...

Nippy grabs his jug o'shine and pours tealeaves into it.

Ha! I truly am back, this isn't just paint thinner it's wall remover!

*Nippy takes a sniff*

Holy Jesus Christ! This... stuff... rocks!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:56 pm

What can i say i am docile!
The tea is ok for now.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:56 pm

Yeah Nippy Yeah. Love to see such reckless gluttonous behavior. Have you signed the petition to keep the tavern open. Looks like BS might have found a loophole.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:57 pm

Ok, fine then.....I will take CM's share of the leaves. Just add'em to the next jug Ned.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:59 pm

So where is that tea?
Slow service warrants a shutting down don't you think???

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:00 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Yeah Nippy Yeah. Love to see such reckless gluttonous behavior. Have you signed the petition to keep the tavern open. Looks like BS might have found a loophole.

Yeah I will do in a sec...

Just remind me not to take of McBane's tea, I'm quite happy with pink and blue bunnies...

*Nippy sees an orange elephant.* Hmm... thats a new one...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:01 pm

I've already poured that for you. Please look several posts up.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:01 pm

I hope you didn't give all those tea leaves away. I may need a "mixed" drink.

Don't worry about the tranquilizer Fas, all the tea cups have been soaking in the adrenal glands of chickens, so the mellowing effect of the tea leaves is offset.

**takes 2 tea leaves, pauses, then adds 1 more, and places then in a pint glass, carefully avoiding the tea cups. Hummily merrily, he adds 1/4 shine, and 3/4 Old Speckled Hen.**

Aahhh! what a day. It sure is nice to relax.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:02 pm

Just remember Nippy, if you see something covered in fur and scales grinning wickedly at you from where it's teeth are latched into you foot, it ain't imaginary....it's Buzzy's son.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:03 pm

Ahh McBane, 's great tea man. You doing great work. Picking up the exotics for the bar and fighting the good fight for the tavern. The picture from the trial thread ain't that bad. It's from a movie related to my current sig.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:03 pm

Thanks Ned!!!
And McBane i got my own cup, don't trust you!!
You are after all a lawyer!!

But it would be a shame to close this place down.
So how does the court case go?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Just remember Nippy, if you see something covered in fur and scales grinning wickedly at you from where it's teeth are latched into you foot, it ain't imaginary....it's Buzzy's son.

Did we name Buzzy's son yet? Maybe we can have a contest, and the winner gets to name the little guy. Maybe we can have a wet Toga contest?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Feb 26, 2002 2:13 pm

We haven't even named the species yet. But I like the idea. So who wants to be a judge?