Top Ten Game

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:03 am

1. Only biting, scratching and hair-pulling allowed (though fights if you got that mickey suit on).

Top ten of lamest excuses you can tell your teacher when you havent done your homework (a classic)

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:23 am

10. So I was walking home, already thinking about what to write for my paper when this bus full of nuns drove right off the road and down the mountain. Well they were all pretty beaten up so I had to help carry them back up to the road so the ambulances could take them to the hospital. I just got the last one up when they all pleaded with me to go to the hospital with them and pray for the bus driver who was knocked uncoscious. We just finished praying this morning when the bus driver came out of his coma. He is doing fine now. And I didn't have time to get home to write my paper before I had to come to school. I'm sorry.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:30 am

Once again, very funny, Darzog

9. I forgot

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:39 am

8. -My homework? Why, ofcourse, I have it right over here.
*Okay, hand it over then.
-...Uhm, well, you weren't supposed to call my bluff.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:18 am

7. You want me to show you the same homework as all the other kids??

6. I had better stuff to do, like posting on GB.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:01 am

5. Why, couldn't you do it yourself? Do I have to teach you everything!?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:06 am

4. Nobody let me copy theirs...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:37 am

3. The dog ate it.

Yep, the oldest cliche in the book.

matthewd · Post by **matthewd** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:19 pm

2. I thought u would know by now i am to smart for homework...
*would she take it...Would she*

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:28 pm

1. I was too busy watching you through your window last night.

Top Ten books that were so bad you couldn't even finish reading them.

shana · Post by **shana** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:47 pm

10. Four Blondes by Candice Bushnell

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:18 pm

9. The Beach by Alex Garland
And this is cursing in the church, I know:
8. Sword of Shannara by Terry Brooks

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:20 pm

7. Some rip-off of 'The Secret Garden', which I once started. Don't recall the title, which probably goes hand in hand with the fact that I stopped after 40 pages...

6. The Shining by Stephen King. Well, not that it's very bad, but I really liked the movie, and compared to that the book was rather boring with a pace to slow for my liking and too less action. But maybe I should've hold on untill the real spooky stuff began.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:05 pm

5. De skippers of the Chameleon (De schippers van de Kameleon). I was 9 at the time and it was a stupid book that I got for my birthday about a couple of stupid kids with a stupid colored boat. It plain sucked. Got to page 2, IIRC.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:18 pm

[QUOTE=ik911]5. De skippers of the Chameleon (De schippers van de Kameleon). I was 9 at the time and it was a stupid book that I got for my birthday about a couple of stupid kids with a stupid colored boat. It plain sucked. Got to page 2, IIRC.[/QUOTE]Hmm I rather liked those when I was that age... But too old fashioned by the time you got to them I think.

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:39 pm

4. Tailchaser's Song by Tad Williams

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:17 pm

3. LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring
2. LotR: The Two Towers
1. LotR: The Return of the King

I'd finish them in English, but immo the translated versions are horrible (in Dutch anyway).

Ok, another classic.
Your husband/wife returns from a day on the job and guess what, you just happened to be cheating on him/her. What better hiding place for your lover then the closet?
Top Ten excuses to prevent your spouse from checking the closet.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:49 pm

10. No need to check the closet, hon. I already sent someone in there to check it out..

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:54 pm

9. Be careful there's a tiger in there.

EvilBelgian · Post by **EvilBelgian** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:00 pm

8. For the wives: You could check the closet... or you could go to a carsalesman and... (the husband has already left the room and started the car at this point.)
For the husbands:You could check the closet... or you could take this blanc cheque and go shopping.