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Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:02 pm
by Magelord648
7. Have you ever considered a threesome?

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:07 pm
by EvilBelgian
6. *Wave his/her hand in a jedi-like manner*. You don't want to check the closet.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:08 pm
by Magelord648
5. *Just have a little passage in the closet.*

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:51 pm
by shana
4. Honey, will you grab a tampon for me?? They are right there in the closet. *husband flees the scene*

3. Darling, could you get the dirty clothes out of the closet and do a load for me? *husband's sense of hearing mysteriously fails*

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:00 pm
by Magelord648
2. If you look in the closet you'll regret it.
1. Oh my god! Did you see that!? *points out window* *wife investigates* *pushes her out the window*

Top ten ways to waste your life.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:02 pm
by Greg.
10) Plug yourself into the matrix
9)Plug yourself in to an online forum (bad luck Rav!)

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:04 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]9)Plug yourself in to an online forum (bad luck Rav!)[/QUOTE]

Considering that something like 2/3 or more of my life is spent on forum boards, I take offense at that. :p

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:05 pm
by Magelord648
8. Go to mc donalds, burger king or any other fast food resturaunt.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:06 pm
by Darzog
I'm assuming you don't want "post on GB" for all 10? Something more than that?

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:06 pm
by Greg.
[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Considering that something like 2/3 or more of my life is spent on forum boards, I take offense at that. :p [/QUOTE]

Are you plugged in? Didn't you know that's how Rav gained power? By plugging his Bunn-ays into the matrix at GB, he was freed... That's why you never see the Ravvitar any more...

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:09 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]Are you plugged in? Didn't you know that's how Rav gained power? By plugging his Bunn-ays into the matrix at GB, he was freed... That's why you never see the Ravvitar any more...[/QUOTE]

I shudder to think why Rav plugged in to anything computer-related.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:09 pm
by Damuna_Nova
7. Join an organised religion.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:21 pm
by Greg.
6) join a disorganised religion

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:47 pm
by Mr_Snow
5. Become a pacifist

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:58 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Mr_Snow]5. Become a pacifist[/QUOTE]

I think you meant, "Become a serious pacifist". ;) :D

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:08 pm
by EvilBelgian
4. Become a vegetarian (Life without meat :eek: )
3. Put a gun to your temple and fire
2. Doing sports: One hour of excercise lengthens your life with 15 mins or somth. That's just a bad deal, people!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:11 pm
by Damuna_Nova
1. Actually listening to any of the above.

Top Ten ways to blow up a small area of land!

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:13 pm
by Mr_Snow
10. Nuclear bomb (ask the US about alaska :D )

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:57 pm
by shana
9. M80

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:58 pm
by EvilBelgian
8. Astrolite ;)