Originally posted by Tybaltus
LOL 
I do my best. Though I dont think I will ever become a mod. I respect them all, but its simply too much work to do. I think that may be a main reason why I respect them. The job is hard.
Fable's Work Schedule
5 AM: Approach altar of Buck Satan. Bow 300 times repeating the mantra, "Good games start here."
6 AM: Eat a breakfast of dried twigs and raw oats. Flagellate myself with a surplus surplice.
7 AM: Ignore my day job. Go to GameBanshee, and marvel at every thread in every category. Report to Buck that All Is Well.
8 AM: Don a conservative suit and go from door to door, attempting to sell copies of GameBanshee Tower. All proceeds go to Buck, for the maintanance of GB.
10 AM: Return online, and arbitrarily move dozens of topics to different categories in order to provide the flock with prove of Buck's Divinely Invested Power (tm).
12: Bow 500 times before Buck's altar, invoking the sacred name of BIOWARE.
1:30 PM: Eat a lunch consisting of heated water containing a dead carrot.
2 PM: Don sackcloth and lie in the street at busy intersections, hoping to be hit by a car and sue. The money resulting from this would go to GB.
3 PM: Journey far, far underground, where an ancient dwarven race labor at mining the earth beneath the lash of the dreaded overseer, Cthullu. Get his report, acquisitions forms (in triplicate), and personnel statement for our boss, Buck.
...I could go on, but I think you get the point. Working for Buck is, indeed, very, very difficult. But though the hours be long, the rewards more than justify the effort. I strongly recommend moderator status to all those who put faith and hard work ahead of such mundane, superficial matters as human conversation, money, and sleep.
