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Originally posted by Tybaltus

LOL I do my best. Though I dont think I will ever become a mod. I respect them all, but its simply too much work to do. I think that may be a main reason why I respect them. The job is hard.

Says who?! Look at Sleep and Grunty!

And then take a look at Aegis, in his toga and fishslapping people. Yeah, *that* looks hard.

nice avatar Tybaltus

Originally posted by wiwimu
nice avatar Tybaltus

Thanks. Do you like it more than the old knight one I had? I knew my old one was relatively popular aswell.

Hey Wiw, I just checked you....I mean your picture out....very nice

Originally posted by Tybaltus

LOL I do my best. Though I dont think I will ever become a mod. I respect them all, but its simply too much work to do. I think that may be a main reason why I respect them. The job is hard.

Fable's Work Schedule

5 AM: Approach altar of Buck Satan. Bow 300 times repeating the mantra, "Good games start here."

6 AM: Eat a breakfast of dried twigs and raw oats. Flagellate myself with a surplus surplice.

7 AM: Ignore my day job. Go to GameBanshee, and marvel at every thread in every category. Report to Buck that All Is Well.

8 AM: Don a conservative suit and go from door to door, attempting to sell copies of GameBanshee Tower. All proceeds go to Buck, for the maintanance of GB.

10 AM: Return online, and arbitrarily move dozens of topics to different categories in order to provide the flock with prove of Buck's Divinely Invested Power (tm).

12: Bow 500 times before Buck's altar, invoking the sacred name of BIOWARE.

1:30 PM: Eat a lunch consisting of heated water containing a dead carrot.

2 PM: Don sackcloth and lie in the street at busy intersections, hoping to be hit by a car and sue. The money resulting from this would go to GB.

3 PM: Journey far, far underground, where an ancient dwarven race labor at mining the earth beneath the lash of the dreaded overseer, Cthullu. Get his report, acquisitions forms (in triplicate), and personnel statement for our boss, Buck.

...I could go on, but I think you get the point. Working for Buck is, indeed, very, very difficult. But though the hours be long, the rewards more than justify the effort. I strongly recommend moderator status to all those who put faith and hard work ahead of such mundane, superficial matters as human conversation, money, and sleep.

Originally posted by fable


Fable's Work Schedule

5 AM: Approach altar of Buck Satan. Bow 300 times repeating the mantra, "Good games start here."

6 AM: Eat a breakfast of dried twigs and raw oats. Flagellate myself with a surplus surplice.

7 AM: Ignore my day job. Go to GameBanshee, and marvel at every thread in every category. Report to Buck that All Is Well.

8 AM: Don a conservative suit and go from door to door, attempting to sell copies of GameBanshee Tower. All proceeds go to Buck, for the maintanance of GB.

10 AM: Return online, and arbitrarily move dozens of topics to different categories in order to provide the flock with prove of Buck's Divinely Invested Power (tm).

12: Bow 500 times before Buck's altar, invoking the sacred name of BIOWARE.

1:30 PM: Eat a lunch consisting of heated water containing a dead carrot.

2 PM: Don sackcloth and lie in the street at busy intersections, hoping to be hit by a car and sue. The money resulting from this would go to GB.

3 PM: Journey far, far underground, where an ancient dwarven race labor at mining the earth beneath the lash of the dreaded overseer, Cthullu. Get his report, acquisitions forms (in triplicate), and personnel statement for our boss, Buck.

...I could go on, but I think you get the point. Working for Buck is, indeed, very, very difficult. But though the hours be long, the rewards more than justify the effort. I strongly recommend moderator status to all those who put faith and hard work ahead of such mundane, superficial matters as human conversation, money, and sleep.

**pats Fable on the back**

I guess all you guys just make it look easy.

So you think I'll ever be a Mod Fable?

Dang, as much as I would be interested in becoming a mod, I would have to draw a line at the "Eat a lunch consisting of heated water containing a dead carrot." Oh well back to the mundane and highly predictable chore that is real life

I wanted to be a mod, but, I don't think I'm quite cut out for it. Maybr I can be a Demi-Mod?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
So you think I'll ever be a Mod Fable?

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Mod, my son!

stolen and manhandled by Fable from Rudyard Kipling

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

I can keep the exact amount I have always had

Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch

I am trailer trash, but I force myself into upscale society....so, check

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

I can run like the wind

If all men count with you, but none too much

I only need help until I get to 10

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run

I can run in a distance of 3 feet continulayy for 60 seconds...

I guess I am in

**whispers to Fable**

You aren't really considering *him* to be a Mod, are you?! The place will go to all hell!

It hasn't already?

Besides, I think I am just what this place needs, as Lord of Lurkers, who is more qualified?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
It hasn't already?

Besides, I think I am just what this place needs, as Lord of Lurkers, who is more qualified?

Hes got my vote! now wheres my 50 bucks, BS?

I wonder how well does Buck know of our BS. Not insulting your intelligence almighty one if you are indeed lurking around now Although I predict a return of BtoN if he does get a Mod status.

Quiet Tam,,, that's not supposed to be common knowledge until after the fact

@Ty...thank you shipped it overnight

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

@Ty...thank you shipped it overnight

**runs off to find T'**

Conspiracy is afoot! Ieeee!

Watch out for that wall AC....

I may have to move to plan B.....recreate the Tavern post by post....that's a lot of copy pasting

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I may have to move to plan B.....recreate the Tavern post by post....that's a lot of copy pasting

Its a worthy cause dear friend

What cause? reviving the Tavern, or causing Sleep to lose his hair?