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@ Waverly,

can i get a calendar

Re: Calendar
*gesticulating wildly now*
The Magic 8-ball says your chances are slim, Ned. Beside, how do you know I'm not taking about my grandmother? Or is that your ho-diddly-hope, you sicko?

by waverly
The Magic 8-ball says your chances are slim, Ned. Beside, how do you know I'm not taking about my grandmother? Or is that your ho-diddly-hope, you sicko?

I'm still in need of a worthwhile 2002 calendar and if there was any chance your Becky Lynn was the same as HLD's Becky Lynn, then that would a suitable calendar.

Additionally, if you do have a calendar of your grandmother, perhaps you should seek some of that electro-shock treatment you're dishing out on your treatment thread.

Ned: Try the Darwin Awards desk calendar. I've got one and quite like it. Ironically, anyone seeking out my family member for this purpose will make an honorable mention in said calendar

FTR - she's not one and the same, though just as attractive.

I've got a couple of good darwin award books. The calendar is a great marketing ploy though:

'Every day you wake up and read the latest entry knowing that because you're alive, there's always someone out there more stupid that you are.'

Originally posted by HighLordDave
@Mr Sleep:
Get the link from "your boss" and pass it along to the rest of us . . . anything to take up more company time.

LOL I will see what i can do

Good Thinking !

Originally posted by HighLordDave
@Mr Sleep:
Get the link from "your boss" and pass it along to the rest of us . . . anything to take up more company time.

@HLD : LOL, you'll making Sleepy nominated for employee of the month

Seriously I'm quite curious too

*enters, and makes use of the stalls, then leaves whistling happily*

Hey, watch it!

Originally posted by VoodooDali
mutters to self...never enough women's stalls...gotta start going to classier bars...I'll just sneak into the men's room...can't sit on the seat...don't men ever aim?...ewww...much relieved...sneaks out hoping no one noticed...

Do YOU mind, VDoo?!!!

I understand the NEED for SPEED when relieving oneself... but please check out if someone is IN the stall before using it!

*gasp!* It's a good thing it wasn't the same stall that Aegis just used... *shudder!*



Nevertheless... women are always welcome (?!) ... assuming you can put up with what you see in here . Oh, BTW, don't forget the Groin Grabbers by the door for your protection.

Re: Hey, watch it!

Originally posted by Maharlika





Do YOU mind, VDoo?!!!

I understand the NEED for SPEED when relieving oneself... but please check out if someone is IN the stall before using it!

*gasp!* It's a good thing it wasn't the same stall that Aegis just used... *shudder!*



Nevertheless... women are always welcome (?!) ... assuming you can put up with what you see in here . Oh, BTW, don't forget the Groin Grabbers by the door for your protection.

Must I remind you this is the Mens room?

Sssshhhh!!!

Originally posted by Aegis
Must I remind you this is the Mens room?

*pokes Aegis and whispers* Don't you want some REAL LIVE entertainment in this place?

Turning to leave I see both Maharlika and VoodooDali coming out of the same stall. *K so I really don't want to know what happened in there.*

*Der-draigen lobs a massive tear-gas canister into the room and runs*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tear-gas?? So you want us to cry when you run out.

Well I won't...

No *sob* I won't

*sob* *tears come running down my face.*

It's that canaster I tell you.

That was NO tear gas!





Who *gag! *... who broke wind??!!!!!!*gag*

@Gan: nothing *gag* DID *gag* happened...

...darn it, I need some fresh air here. I'm outta here for the moment till things clear up. DD's methane-rich blast is sickening! BTW, NO ONE lights up a match when the gas is still there!

The outretch program starts

(In the near distance but getting closer)

'O.K. @minions and Fluffy companions we need to start our outreach program. I WILL bring light to the darkness - careful with the flaming brands I think the fluffy's fur's polyester'

*Kicks door in with a hearty boot*

O.K. EVIL see your true form in the light of

*BOOM*

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@Curdis: Hahaha, my fluffly bunny patch, has been converted it's now a happy fluffy spam bunny.

@Maharlika: I know you had beans last night, and trying to blame DD, well that's pretty pathetic. Be a man. DD left hours before you even got here.

It wasn't me!!!

Originally posted by GandalfgalTTV

@Maharlika: I know you had beans last night, and trying to blame DD, well that's pretty pathetic. Be a man. DD left hours before you even got here.

But, but, but... it WASN'T *ME* !!! If DD left hours before I even got here then either DD's blast of stinkincloud lasts longer than usual OR *checks out the time tags* it WAS YOU who did it... *looks at the can of pork and beans with a spoon still in it...*

Hey, this spoon has got some pinky wabbit on it... I wonders...

*Enters the room, sniffs once, and instantly passes out onto the floor*

Cant'.... Breath...... Too... Much... Stentch!