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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:55 am
by fable
He's a one-legged umbrella-wielding astronaut with a secret. She's a high-kicking hypochondriac mercenary with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:30 am
by Robnark
He's a superhumanly strong ninja grifter gone bad. She's a strong-willed snooty hooker with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
hmm, they definitely keep changing the random adjectives in the source code. I'm considering going through this thread and building a program that includes all the words so far...
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:20 am
by The Z
He's a gun-slinging small-town Green Beret searching for his wife's true killer. She's a green-fingered insomniac mermaid with only herself to blame. They fight crime!
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:04 pm
by fable
The site:
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm
He's an ungodly albino card sharp possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a wealthy bisexual cab driver on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:11 pm
by fable
He's a one-legged chivalrous shaman haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a cosmopolitan paranoid stripper with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:39 pm
by Weasel
He's a globe-trotting Republican vagrant haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a vivacious renegade hooker with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:35 am
by Bloodmist
He's a fast talking Republican Green Beret possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a man-hating French-Canadian barmaid prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!
Don't they ever re-appear?
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:35 pm
by fable
He's a war-weary coffee-fuelled grifter fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a virginal red-headed Valkyrie on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:43 pm
by Dottie
He's a leather-clad alcoholic senator with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a supernatural wisecracking nun operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!
@Fable: You do seem to have a somewhat unatural liking for this thread, someday im going to figure out why...
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:04 pm
by InfiniteNature
Will this thread ever die?
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:12 pm
by RandomThug
He's a leather-clad alcoholic senator with a robot buddy named Sparky
I have a new goal in life.
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:40 pm
by Jaesha
He's a jaded arachnophobic dog-catcher in drag. She's an enchanted communist opera singer who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
LMAO... simply priceless.
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:58 pm
by fable
He's a Nobel prize-winning umbrella-wielding card sharp who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a cosmopolitan snooty Valkyrie looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 2:30 am
by Beldin
"He's a leather-clad crooked cyborg on a mission from God. She's a cynical green-skinned stripper with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!"
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:06 pm
by fable
He's an ungodly amnesiac househusband who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a bloodthirsty motormouth doctor who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:28 pm
by fable
New address on this one; go
here.
He's a witless sweet-toothed librarian who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a psychotic nymphomaniac magician's assistant with the power to see death. They fight crime!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:49 pm
by Bloodmist
He's a one-legged chivalrous shaman haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a cosmopolitan paranoid stripper with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
It's been there twice... Finally I have the answer. The
do re-appear!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:05 pm
by Ned Flanders
He's a bookish Jewish shaman on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a strong-willed mutant bodyguard with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:41 pm
by fable
He's an immortal Republican barbarian haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a hard-bitten cat-loving cab driver living on borrowed time. They fight crime!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:42 pm
by fable
Looked like time to bring back one of the oldies of the forum, a true repository of wisdom:
They Fight Crime! Just click on the hotlink, and quickly create your own comic crimefighting team!