GameBanshee Forums

Originally posted by Kameleon


I'm sorry, did I really just see the words "trusty" and "lawyer" in the same sentence without some kind of negative??

Aaaah but you forgat Vampiric, and 3times negative makes positive!!

*Orders a C.C.B, and put on a Simon & Garfunkel record*
(I know it's rather slow, but it's early in the morning)

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You could have just ordered a horse-sized pint, you know. It's just as large and easier to clean.

Well, I thought I'd be original, and it's fun to hold the antlers whilst chugging... So this horse-sized pint, is it proportionally big for a horse to get as drunk as a man gets on a pint...or is it just a big pint. Ya know, the size of a horse and all that. Do they come in different "hand" sizes?? On second thoughts, I know way too much about that, it's meant to be McBane's specialty

Beldin:

Originally posted by Stilgar


(I know it's rather slow, but it's early in the morning)

EARLY ? EEAARLLYY ?

I've been up for 5 hours now...andI think we're in the same timezone...it'S 10:45 a.m. for me now...

**takes 2 cans of beer from the fridge and returns to the bar**

Originally posted by Astafas
OK, how about this?

...let your trusty vampiric lawyer, who never has anything but your best interest in mind, sort this out.

ROFL Subordinate clauses don't count. Do I really need to write up a legally binding contract about this? In small print?

Re: Beldin:

Originally posted by Beldin


EARLY ? EEAARLLYY ?

I've been up for 5 hours now...andI think we're in the same timezone...it'S 10:45 a.m. for me now...

**takes 2 cans of beer from the fridge and returns to the bar**

Yeah it's here 10:45 to,
but it's always early for me when I havent had my coffee

*Still waiting for his cofee*

BTW why do you get out of bed at 5:45????
That's just to early for me!

Originally posted by Beldin
So you want to "stake" her yourself.... There's no need to "get me away" from her, I'm not the jealous kinda guy.I'm sure she'll like getting the attention of BOTH of us...

FYI, the word "stake" is a most unpopular term in my entourage... Nevertheless, you seem to have gotten the general picture. I'm normally not a very sharing individual, but as Viv is without any doubt a most demanding mistress, maybe this could indeed be a good compromise...

Re: Re: Beldin:

Originally posted by Stilgar
*Still waiting for his cofee*

*hands Stilgar a pot of coffee*

Hey, this drink-spiking thing isn't all that hard after all!!!

*looks around*

Whoops.

Nah, that's okay Kam, it all adds flavour.

I'm not sure entirely about the horse-sized pints, they were Eerhardt's and Beldin's ideas. I'm fairly certain they're the size of horses, but you'd have to ask Eerhardt to make certain.

More shine?

@Stil-Beldin and Eerhardt have to work, so they get up earlier than you would.

I'll leave any staking comments about Viv for Beldin to deal with, he's more knowledgable than me on the subject. Unfortunately.

Missed to many posts and i have no clue where to jump in. So ode happy 2k and err....some deshined tea please!

Originally posted by Astafas

FYI, the word "stake" is a most unpopular term in my entourage... Nevertheless, you seem to have gotten the general picture. I'm normally not a very sharing individual, but as Viv is without any doubt a most demanding mistress, maybe this could indeed be a good compromise...

I was sure we could work something out. After all we're all grown ups, and there's enough room on one girl for both of us to suck whatever we like, wherever we like **smiles**

Originally posted by Stilgar
BTW why do you get out of bed at 5:45????
That's just to early for me!

Sorry to shatter your illusions, but I have to WORK (that's from where I'm posting now ) and to GET there I have to rise early...

No worries,

Beldin

**downs his beer and gets another 2 cans**

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
More shine?

*holds out moose head by one antler, not quite level*

Fill 'er up

By the way, I've just decided to christen the moose Monty. I hope whoever's it actually is (Beldin, yours?) doesn't mind, but I can assure you, we'll be very happy together And you're right Ode, the lice, ticks and beetles crawling around in this rotting carcass do add flavour

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper

I'm not sure entirely about the horse-sized pints

Just look here.

Originally posted by CM
Also does viv know she has a 6000 frail old man as her slave?
I do believe that is against the law.

After more investigation, I can hereby inform you that this is in perfect accordance with the law.

Originally posted by Astafas
After more investigation, I can hereby inform you that this is in perfect accordance with the law.

Wow, that is slick, lawyer-boy. I wouldn't like to see you on the wrong side of me...

*goes up the thread a little bit to edit/remove incriminating evidence*

There you are, they really are horse-sized.

As for the insects, I did try and warn you not to drink from the moose head. **Fills up the moose head with more shine** I'd have thought the taxidermist would have removed them from Monty first, though.

@Astafas-Got any good precedents?

Like kam said not such thing as a trustworthy lawyer!
And this one proves it!
It is against the law in a small island off the coast of Palau in the middle of the pacific ocean

Originally posted by Kameleon


Wow, that is slick, lawyer-boy.

Thank you. Well, this is what I do after all...

Originally posted by CM
Like kam said not such thing as a trustworthy lawyer!
And this one proves it!

Thank you as well. Your compliment would have meant a lot to me, had I had a heart.

People I got to go,
gonna get me some real cofee!!
And then I have to go to the grandparents (promissed to cook for them tonigt)

See you all tomoorow