C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 4:55 am

Maybe the good Doctor should hire a secretary...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:02 am

If not for scheduling appointments, at least for entertainment value - on second thought, better make it 2 secretaries then

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:09 am

Hmm, I think you're right, but what qualifications should they have? We should write this down...**Grabs a notebook from CE's desk and starts writing**Okay, number one, any ideas?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:19 am

Number one: open-minded

Number two: licensed masseuse (it's therapeutic - sp?)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:42 am

**Writes this down** How about staying fit? It's important that people who sit at a desk all day stay healthy, so should they reglarly practice aerobics in the waiting room?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:48 am

Good observation, Ode (you'd make a good psychiatrist yourself

). Since we're talking aerobics here, a general knowledge of CPR is required too (in case somebody joins in on the exercise and passes out).Don't fail me now, MC²

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:55 am

Three: Active nudist.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:59 am

ROFL, Beldin [size=0]disclaimer: patients cannot be held accountable... period![/size]

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:13 am

**Keeps writing furiously** Okay, that's good, keep it coming. Four: must make a great coffee.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:15 am

Five: Knows how to roll a joint ...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:16 am

Let me know when you find her, and I'll marry her

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:56 am

Six: degree in bartending...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:58 am

Seven: Likes to **** *** [censored]....and really loves it

...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:09 am

Originally posted by Beldin
Seven: Likes to **** *** [censored]....and really loves it ...

**Scribbles extra note: have private lounge installed**

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:10 am

I see I have neglected my duties, sorry for that, but football must have a higher priority.

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Maybe the good Doctor should hire a secretary...

You are right...what about you? Any handsome male with thighs that look good in speedo's can apply for the position as my secretary.

To stop the highly unprofessional and unserious speculations of requirements, I will hereby post the necessary qualifications:

1. Must be male
2. Must have nice and fit thighs and behind
3. Must like to wear speedos and tight sports sweaters
4. Must be able to read and write
5. Must be singe or have a non jealous partner
6. Must make good caffe latte

Any applicants?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:14 am

c.a.f.f.e. ... 5! I think Weasel is your man

!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:17 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
c.a.f.f.e. ... 5! I think Weasel is your man !

Maybe he wish to apply now when his soft cell treatment is finished?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:29 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
I see I have neglected my duties, sorry for that, but football must have a higher priority.

You are right...what about you? Any handsome male with thighs that look good in speedo's can apply for the position as my secretary.

To stop the highly unprofessional and unserious speculations of requirements, I will hereby post the necessary qualifications:

1. Must be male
2. Must have nice and fit thighs and behind
3. Must like to wear speedos and tight sports sweaters
4. Must be able to read and write
5. Must be singe or have a non jealous partner
6. Must make good caffe latte

Any applicants?

What perks does the secretary get?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:54 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What perks does the secretary get?

Access to all my secret files about the clients...sharing dressing room with me and my part time colleauge Ysh....further privileges can be discussed

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:57 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

Access to all my secret files about the clients...sharing dressing room with me and my part time colleauge Ysh....further privileges can be discussed

That's it.......*slides onto knees in rock star style, ripping of his shirt.* TAKE ME !!!

No worries,

Beldin