Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 4:55 am
Maybe the good Doctor should hire a secretary... 
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Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:02 am
If not for scheduling appointments, at least for entertainment value - on second thought, better make it 2 secretaries then
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:09 am
Hmm, I think you're right, but what qualifications should they have? We should write this down...**Grabs a notebook from CE's desk and starts writing**Okay, number one, any ideas?
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:19 am
Number one: open-minded
Number two: licensed masseuse (it's therapeutic - sp?)
Number two: licensed masseuse (it's therapeutic - sp?)
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:42 am
**Writes this down** How about staying fit? It's important that people who sit at a desk all day stay healthy, so should they reglarly practice aerobics in the waiting room?
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:48 am
Good observation, Ode (you'd make a good psychiatrist yourself ). Since we're talking aerobics here, a general knowledge of CPR is required too (in case somebody joins in on the exercise and passes out).Don't fail me now, MC²
). Since we're talking aerobics here, a general knowledge of CPR is required too (in case somebody joins in on the exercise and passes out).Don't fail me now, MC²Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:55 am
Three: Active nudist.
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:59 am
ROFL, Beldin [size=0]disclaimer: patients cannot be held accountable... period![/size]
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:13 am
**Keeps writing furiously** Okay, that's good, keep it coming. Four: must make a great coffee.
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:15 am
Five: Knows how to roll a joint ...
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:16 am
Let me know when you find her, and I'll marry her
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:56 am
Six: degree in bartending...
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:58 am
Seven: Likes to **** *** [censored]....and really loves it ...
...Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:09 am
**Scribbles extra note: have private lounge installed**Originally posted by Beldin
Seven: Likes to **** *** [censored]....and really loves it
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:10 am
I see I have neglected my duties, sorry for that, but football must have a higher priority.
To stop the highly unprofessional and unserious speculations of requirements, I will hereby post the necessary qualifications:
1. Must be male
2. Must have nice and fit thighs and behind
3. Must like to wear speedos and tight sports sweaters
4. Must be able to read and write
5. Must be singe or have a non jealous partner
6. Must make good caffe latte
Any applicants?
You are right...what about you? Any handsome male with thighs that look good in speedo's can apply for the position as my secretary.Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Maybe the good Doctor should hire a secretary...
To stop the highly unprofessional and unserious speculations of requirements, I will hereby post the necessary qualifications:
1. Must be male
2. Must have nice and fit thighs and behind
3. Must like to wear speedos and tight sports sweaters
4. Must be able to read and write
5. Must be singe or have a non jealous partner
6. Must make good caffe latte
Any applicants?
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:14 am
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:17 am
Maybe he wish to apply now when his soft cell treatment is finished?Originally posted by Eerhardt
c.a.f.f.e. ... 5! I think Weasel is your man
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:29 am
What perks does the secretary get?Originally posted by C Elegans
I see I have neglected my duties, sorry for that, but football must have a higher priority.
You are right...what about you? Any handsome male with thighs that look good in speedo's can apply for the position as my secretary.
To stop the highly unprofessional and unserious speculations of requirements, I will hereby post the necessary qualifications:
1. Must be male
2. Must have nice and fit thighs and behind
3. Must like to wear speedos and tight sports sweaters
4. Must be able to read and write
5. Must be singe or have a non jealous partner
6. Must make good caffe latte
Any applicants?
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:54 am
Access to all my secret files about the clients...sharing dressing room with me and my part time colleauge Ysh....further privileges can be discussedOriginally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What perks does the secretary get?
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:57 am
Originally posted by C Elegans
Access to all my secret files about the clients...sharing dressing room with me and my part time colleauge Ysh....further privileges can be discussed
That's it.......*slides onto knees in rock star style, ripping of his shirt.* TAKE ME !!!
No worries,
Beldin