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Originally posted by Scayde
Darn, ....Bummer, ...
*Picks up pom poms and leaves arena*

- Fas cost me Scayde cheerleading me on?! AAAAaaarggh! Unacceptable! ** E-man turns the Helldesk into a pile of smoking monitors, then returns to the Rolling Thunder to find solace in booze ** *sigh*

[commentator voice]Ladies and gentlemen, I have just received word that the COMMunicator is held up and won't attend the fight today. Round 3 will be rescheduled for Monday . Our sincere apologies. We hope to see you all back in the arena after the weekend [/commentator voice]

*walks in and awaits e-man so he can grind his bone into dust*

** finishes the bottle of J.D. he was carrying and throws it away ** Bring it on, Fas! ** the bell rings and round 3 has started **

Post 1

*grabs e-man in a headlock and start punching his face* You little wuss, when i am done with you you will look like Cher

Post n°1

** gets out of the headlock, picks up Scayde's pom poms and repeatedly beats Fas on the head with them, not stopping at the occasional cries of "mommy" or "oh no, not again!" ** Don't count on it, Sonny

*as those poms poms are lassed with DF bacteria, CM calls on the power of the anti df and destroys the pom poms and then proceeds to infect E-man with the anti-df bug* You will suffer now, every time a woman touches you you will cry out in pain. *falling to his knees, e-man begs for the bug to be removed, he cant go with out his hugs , Fas in response slaps e-man across the face evil style

Post n°2

** E-man is not impressed ** Ooooh, kinky . Before I continue beating you to pulp again , there's something I want to clear up:

Originally posted by CM
Your screen shot is a fake

I admit it; the screenshot was a fake ** takes out another screenshot ** this is the real one … so in fact, you want all *hugs* to yourself, hey ?!

3

Yeah right and you drink tea instead of shine.

*throws e-man to the ropes adn when he is coming back in, Fas, drop kicks him and then proceeds to turn him into a human trampoline *

You wuss come and fight like a man, not like Elton John

Post n°3

I never said I don't drink tea, I just don't drink it unspiked ** grabs hold of the COMMunicator's left foot as he's jumping up and down on his chest and drops Fas on his stomache, then slowly starts to twist the COMMunicator's ankle ** Make this an Elton John duet then ** twists Fas' ankle further, till Fas cries out in pain **

*Fas kicks e-man in teh chest with his other foot and Places headphones on e-mans head and makes him listen to Nsync*

Suffer!!!!!!!!

Post n°4

Now, this is definitely below the belt ** E-man is about to pass out from the horrible torturing technique the COMMunicator has applied, when somebody obligingly blasts the CD-player ** What worries me about you is that you actually own an N'sync CD... Is there no end to your tyranny, you vile perpetrator?

** takes Fas' nose between his index and middle finger and drags him across the ring, then brings his left elbow down and knocks the COMMunicator's nose out of his grip, leaving Fas staggering backwards **

5

Actually i got it from beldins stash at the RT.

*reeling from the blow, Fas staggers back and slips over something. Looking at it Fas is horrified. Acting on the papers info, Fas performs the ultimate wedgie on E-man, covering his whole face with his own shorts*

Try that on for size punk

post n°5

You must have left it there, when you were still passed out from doing that YMCA act ** E-man tears out a piece of the fabric, so he can see where he is going, lifts his hands in the air and cries out ** I am Cornholio! ** kicks Fas' can all over the place ** Take that, butthead!

Look if you got corns in your hole dont tell me and dont scream it out either.
If it was mine, then what is Beldin doing with it, and placing it in his stash?

*punches e-man all over the place and dumps him in the garabage can that appears infront of them magically. Then proceeds to place it in a trash compactor machine*

Dem bones dey be dust

Re: 5

Originally posted by CM
Actually i got it from beldins stash at the RT.

And that's a lie ....

@ CM:

No it aint.
And i am off for lunch and a meeting.
Be back close to 3 or a bit later not sure.

post n°6

** using his berserker strength, breaks out of the compacted trash can, pulls his shorts back down to a more comfortable fit and checks out the cover of the cd in utter disgust ** Then why does it say so on this label "Property of Fas. Do not touch" - and the only one claiming it came out of Beldin's stash is you ** puts Fas in the can he just came out of and starts compacting it himself **

And you could have just as easily written it on the cover
That proves nothing

*Fas seeing his quarters being confined, cuts a hole in the can and falls out, where he kicks e-man in the knee and then punchs him in the back of th head*

Se7en

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** tumbleweed blows by over the arena floor and the faint sound of a harmonica to the tunes of Il Buono, Il Bruto, Il Cattivo can be heard in the distance **

If you had played in that movie, they could have cut casting expenses: you bad, ugly son of a window-dresser

** E-man rises back to his feet, while the COMMunicator is still sitting against the ropes, blowing his sore knuckles from the punch he administered to E-man's cranium. Then E-man threatingly walks up to him and flicks Fas against the head and trips Fas as he bounces off the ropes **