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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:35 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hmm... Well there is that bit about "all falling down," maybe after dancing around the pole we all collapse from exhaustion.

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Better than the pole falling down while we are dancing
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:38 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]
Better than the pole falling down while we are dancing
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Oh dear! Just think of the potential injuries!

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:46 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]Oh dear! Just think of the potential injuries!

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I think the injuries would be far worse if we were to fall on the pole while it were upright
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:50 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]
I think the injuries would be far worse if we were to fall on the pole while it were upright
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To the pole or the dancers?

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:52 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]To the pole or the dancers?

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Both actually, but if you've never seen a fractured pole, I'm here to tell you, it's a sad sight !
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:55 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Scayde]
Both actually, but if you've never seen a fractured pole, I'm here to tell you, it's a sad sight !
[/QUOTE]You mean a little glue and splints don't help to put it back together... or is it more like Humpty Dumpty... ?

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:56 pm
by Scayde
[QUOTE=dragon wench]You mean a little glue and splints don't help to put it back together... or is more like Humpty Dumpty... ?

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Oh my
I'm not sure Gwally would enjoy splints being glued to his pole
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:53 am
by CM
Good god, when reading this i blush in real life. You people!
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:18 am
by Maharlika
Be afraid... be very afraid...

Boston (IWR Satire) - Homeland Security Czar, Tom Ridge, issued a yellow rubber duck alert this morning. It seems that the entire coast of New England is under threat of attack from a rogue band of rubber duckies.

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:20 am
by Maharlika
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:31 am
by CM
So weasel's plans are actually taking shape and i thought that virgin sacrifice, though for some odd reason it was a sheep was a success.

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:41 am
by CM
Well i think this is more like kayless.
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:45 am
by Maharlika
Egads!!!!
What DID he do to his ducky????!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:52 am
by CM
Well knowing Kayless you can only think something depraved and evil like making the ducky listen to N'sync

Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:01 am
by Maharlika
COMM Report!
Initial findings suggests that the attack of the rubber duckies were in protest of defiling the sacred land of Sitting Duck
@Fas: I don't want to hear any more about it.
Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:40 am
by CM
And what you think the poor duck wanted to hear more of it?

Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:48 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Scayde]
Both actually, but if you've never seen a fractured pole, I'm here to tell you, it's a sad sight !
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Oh my...poor Gwalli...he's going to come back and realised he missed all the fun again

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:29 pm
by Shai Hulud
Um...everyone we have a dilema. I thing..well..the ducks are planning an attack. This photo was taken by a top secret agent just hours ago.....

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:34 pm
by Luis Antonio
We better call for reinforcements right now, else the world is doomed.
