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"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable but that's called cannibalism and that is frowned upon in most civilizations."

-Willy Wonka

Haven't been able to read every page yet, so apologize if any of these are dupes.

LotR: The Two Towers
After some of the orcs complain about being hungry and debate about eating the hobbits, the main complainer is beheaded and the leader comments:
"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!"

Terminator 2
After John Connor lectures the T-800 about why he can't just kill people, he orders him not to kill anyone else. When they approach the sanatorium where Sarah Connor is, the T-800 shoots the guard in the knee. John yells Why'd you do that?
T-800: "He'll live!"

Darth's already posted it, but I just wanted to emphasize the one line in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind that really touched me:

"I wish... I wish I'd stayed."

That scene with collapsing house is one of my favourites in film.

movie quotes

"you just put your lips together and blow"
Bacall to Bogie

Risky Business

Heard another of my favorites the other day.
In Risky Business after the Porsche has taken a swim in the lake, the repair shop manager comes out with his clip board and asks "OK, who's the U-Boat captain?"

Quote from Saving Private Ryan

I don't know. Part of me thinks the kid's right. He asks what he's done to deserve this. He wants to stay here, fine. Let's leave him and go home. But then another part of me thinks, what if by some miracle we stay, then actually make it out of here. Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home. -Sergeant Horvath (Saving Private Ryan)

I fart in your general direction!
- French soldier to King Arthur (Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail)

Quotes from Braveheart

A few quotes from Braveheart:

"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" -William Wallace (Mel Gibson)

"Nobles. Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage. Now our people know you. Noble, and common they respect you. And if you would just lead them to freedom they'd follow you. And so would I." -William Wallace (Mel Gibson)

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Trying repeating that three times fast.:laugh:

Agent Sands (Johnny Depp): El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas): You want me to shoot the cook?

Agent Sands: No. I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back, anyway.
- Once Upon a Time in Mexico
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El Mariachi: Go practice.
Fideo: Practice playing or shooting?
El Mariachi: What do you think?
Fideo: I don't think, I drink.
- Once Upon a Time in Mexico
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Jeff Kohlver: Ah, so you and your mother are both whacked?
Hayley Stark: I dunno. That's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little *b----* or... did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that...
-Hard Candy
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Heinrich Harrer (Brad Pitt): There was a time that I would have wished you dead but your shame shall be your torture and your torture will be your life! I wish it to be long.
- Seven Years in Tibet
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Prostitute: Goddammit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand.
Stu (Colin Farrell): Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.
- Phone Booth
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The Caller (Kiefer Sutherland): Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.
- Phone Booth
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[the Caller cocks his gun]
The Caller: Now doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?
- Phone Booth

I have so many favorite movie quotes, but a simpler one that always comes to mind is from Batman:

"This town needs an enema!" - Jack Nicholson as 'The Joker', referring to how Gotham City has no sense of humor...well, at least his brand of humor. :laugh:

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!

--Team America: World Police

"Offense gets the glory...But defense wins the game."

Yaz (Dennis Rodman)
Double Team

All of these, except the prayer (which i know by heart) i got from movie transcripts - letter a

'lo there do i see my father,
lo there do i see my mother and my sisters,
and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me,
they bid me take my place among them,
in the halls of Valhalla,where the brave may live forever."

Viking prayer, "The 13th Warrior".

"You fool! Our arrows will blot out the SUN!
- Then we will fight in the shade..
*later while being swamped by archer fire*
- You couldn't keep quiet!
- About what?
- "We will fight in the shade"
*everyone starts laughing*"

Spartan warriors, "300"

"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick."

"Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

"Is Rome worth one good man's life?
We believed it once.
Make us believe it again.
He was a soldier of Rome.
Honor him."

Maximus, "Gladiator"

"- Father, will McGregors ever be kings again?
- All men with honour are kings, but not all kings have honour.
- What is honour?
- Honour is what no man can give you and none can take away. Honour is a man's gift to himself.
- Do women have it?
- Women are the heart of honour, and we cherish and protect it in them. You must never mistreat a woman or malign a man, nor stand by and see another do so.
- How do you know if you have it?
- Never worry on the getting of it. It grows in you and speaks to you. All you need do is listen. "

Rob Roy, "Rob Roy"

"- Do you know how fine you are to me, Mary McGregor? So fine.
- Is that why you sent them away? To tell me how fine I am? Or did you want to make a silk purse out of my sow's ear again?
- Tsk, tsk, tsk. What a wanton I'm wed to.
- You know what the old wives say about these standing stones?
- No. What do the old wives say... old wife?
- Ow!
- Ow. Come here.
- What do they say? So, what do they say?
- They say the stones make men hard and women fertile.
- We've no need of them, you and me.
- You know how fine you are to me, Robert McGregor?"

Rob and Mary, "Rob Roy"

"- My mother could come no nearer than three candidates for my paternity. The Earl of Rutland. Now, there's a name for a whore master. A secretary to the Spanish Ambassador whose name she hazarded as Ferdinando and some young buck she never saw who raised her skirts at the masked ball.
- He ravished her?!
- I would put it no higher than surprised.
- Archie, take me with you.
- Wherever. Whatever. Take me away with you.
- I am away, Betty, and God help me, this is where I've landed. You think me a gentleman because I have linen and can manage a "lisp". I am but a bastard abroad, seeking my fortune and the favours of great men, as big a whore as my mother ever was.
- I'm pregnant by you, Archie.
- Well. When it asks for its father's name, at least you'll have it to give."

Cunningham, "Rob Roy"

"- Nothing here is what it seems.He isn't the plucky hero. The Alliance isn't
some evil empire. This is not the grand arena.
- And that's not incense."

"She is starting
to damage my calm."

"No, now that... she's a killer woman we ought be bringing her tea and dumplings?"

"My one regret in all of this... is never being with you.
With me?
You mean to say, as... Sex?
I mean to say.
Hell with this.
I'm gonna live."

"- How's a guy get so wrong? Cutting on his own face, raping and murdering. I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight... or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman... or if I'm getting paid. Mostly only when I'm getting paid. These Reavers, the last years... they show up like the boogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where does that get fun?"

Various quotes from "Serenity"

There's more, but it's 5 am here already and I'm going to bed Oh and i previewed it and it showed no ***'s, so i assume the post is clean?

A few repeatable ones from Borat

[singing the Kazakhi national anthem to the tune of the American national anthem] "Kazakstan, greatest country in the world/all other countries are run by little girls/Kazakhstan is number-one exporter of potassium/Other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium/Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world/all other countries is run by the gays..."

"May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!"

" I will forgive Pamela [Anderson], and I will go to California with my friend Mr. Jesus, AND TOGETHER WE WILL TAKE HER!"

A few quotes from Independence Day:

[after smacking the alien in the head] "Welcome to Earth!" -Captain Steven Hiller (Will Smith)

"Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad." -Captain Steven Hiller (Will Smith)

Memorable conversation from Home Alone:

Gangster 'Johnny': I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your lying, yellow, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!

Gangster 'Snakes': [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin!

Gangster 'Johnny': 1... 2... 10!

Gangster 'Johnny': [starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally] Keep the change ya filthy animal!

:laugh:

Locke Da'averan wrote:OMG, you've never seen any of them??? i'm shellshocked

"we're not too old for this ****" another one from LW4



Edit: *Ahem* no avoiding the language filter. Xandax

Which reminds me of this one from LW2, I think:

"Diplomatic immunity!"
[9mm round to the face...]
"Just been revoked"

Edit: just thought of these

Howard Saint:"You, you killed my son..."
[distant scream followed by explosion]
Frank Castle:"Both of 'em."

-The Punisher


Ace Ventura:"Can you feel it?! Can you FEEL it, Capitain COMPOST?!?!"

-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 2


Space Mercenary:"I think I just s**t myself..."
Riddick:"Skittish, Toombs; veeeeery skittish..."

-Chronicles of Riddick


Ricky Bobby:"This is a quote from my friend, Colonel Sanders. He said, 'I'm too drunk to taste THIS chicken.' "

-Talladega Nights

The Original and Only French Connection/Michael Caine

Italian Job
Michael Caine
[just totally forget the remake...]

Ok, scenario: They have managed to hijack the armoured car with the loot [think they are in Turin at this point. Remember the Red, White and Blue Minis on the Cathedral roof?]. OK now they have rigged the back doors to the vehicle with explosives...

Michael Caine: " I SAID...Just blow the [expletive] doors off!!

In case you missed it they almost blew the vehicle/loot, sky-high. You can see why so appealing to a gamer...

But, hopefully you will remember it, because something lost in translation, I can't imagine Michael Caine saying [expletive] :laugh: . Love that movie would have to be one of my 'desert island films'.

Italian Job

Was doing the one about Doyle in the French Connection....changed my mind half way through and hey we got Michael Caine in the FC but should have been the Italian Job. Sorry...