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Granted. You are gifted with a scroll of Wish but haven't the necessary level to use it or even intelligence to scribe it, a lich is chasing you down a dark hallway making it impossible to read it, and you're out of protection-removal spells. In short, you're about to die...

I wish it was Christmas all year round .

Granted, It is christmas all year round, meaning you have to buy gifts for all of your friends and family as well as spend a fortune on milk and cookies, you go bankrupt, to top it all off, santa drops dead on your front lawn from exaution, the cops dont believe your story, and arrest you, you are convicted of murder, and as a christmas present you recieve the death penalty, you die on christmas day.

I wish i could spell better when typing up my posts so people could understand what im actualy saying.

[QUOTE=TonyMontana1638]I wish it was Christmas all year round .[/QUOTE]

Granted. Every day you are deluged with ugly sweaters, socks and ties. Various electronic devices you are given do not work, and thus each weekend is spent in long lineups with other disgruntled gift recipients as you try to return the said items.

After long, tedious hours spent shopping for "loved ones" all you really want to do is go home and relax, but every time you do, the house is full of visiting relatives.

Not only that, you have to spend even more time shopping, because all of your clothing no longer fits, due the excessive consumption of overly rich foods. As you peruse the aisles in pursuit of stretch pants you are assaulted with a continual stream of syrupy Christmas carols blasting over the loudspeakers.....

I wish we had enough money to pay off our mortgage and various other debts.

dw,... personally i tihnk mine was better

Granted, the bank loans you enough money to pay off all debts and your mortgage, however the interest on these loans is so high, you quickly find yourself deeper in debt, whats more, the bank is owned by the russian mafia, who are getting very... disgruntled by your lack of payment.

No wish? Ok...

I wish that I could go through one day without hearing about ass-cheese, numb nuts, or the GCI.

BTW, DWs was way better.

Hill i know, but it was mine i must difend my own, you could of course grant the wish from the substandard response. ill have tha tbe my qish from you.


Granted, you dont hear about the GCI or any products for 3 years!... Because you ahve been in a coma after that explosion in your lab that was a result of you psoting on GB and not watching your various... experiments.

As the wisher of said wsh I declare DW's better.

Uh, sorry Phred, but I agree with them.

What's the next wish?

I wish someone would make a wish...

Someone makes a wish of a wish. And then a wish of a wish. And a wish of a wish. And so on. Quickly it turns into a paradox and bizarre sci-fi stuff happens. Time vortices and whatever.
Let's just just say the result isn't good, eh?
No happy ending to be found.

Right then, I wish I was better at thinking of wishes.

@Tony, granted.
As a consequence of an onslaught of wishes, the wish genie, viewing you as the culprit, burns you to a smoldering crisp

Hmmm..

OKay, I wish that global poverty was completely eliminated.

As you wish. As of now, wealth and money are non-existent. Entire civilizations lie in ruins, all perople are naked and homeless, and people are begining to look weirdly at buttons. Sadly, however, when they decide that buttons have value, I'll take those away too.

So, there you have it. Poverty doesn't exist since it's a comparative term. if everyone is broke and destitute, then everyone is equally well off.

I wish I had a cookie.

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I wish I had a cookie.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. The cookie is homemade, and extra special... and contains a hallucinogen that makes the consumer believe they want to hug Fas

I wish that I could turn water into good wine

Granted, everything goes fun, until one summer when you take a family trip to the beach, you are out late on night, walking with your husband, and he is thirsty for some wine, you decide to change a small tide pool into some wine for him, unfortunately the tide pool still had a small stream running into the ocean, while changing that small pool, you accidently changed the whole ocean into wine, while the french were ecstatic, the rest of the world saw the harm you had causeed, you had destroyed the worlds largest biosphere/ecosystem killing all the fish, destroying all that the ocean was to the environment and the human race.

I wish that I could make a wish that had no adverse effects.

lol Phreddie, that was funny

I wish that I could make a wish that had no adverse effects.

Granted. Every wish you make turns out as marvelous as you had hoped for.
You become so used to wishing... and you become so secure in your belief nothing will go wrong... that you begin wishing while dreaming.

One night you dream that you are a frog sitting on a lilly pad. The largest, fattest, and juiciest fly you have ever seen goes buzzing by...
Automatically, you wish you could reach the fly... and bang.. you close your maw around it and swallow it down. When you wake up... you find something that looks suspiciously like a tiny wing stuck in your teeth

I wish that I had perfected the art of using a Star Trek style Transporter. It would make long distance travel so much easier.

Granted. You are the supreme mistress in the use of the Star Trek transporter with an accuracy to within a tenth of a micron.

Now all you have to do is wait until someone actually invents the bleeding thing.

I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, I wish, I wish you’d care
I don’t want to change the world
I’m not looking for a new england
I’m just looking for another girl

Granted. Shortly after you make this wish you begin to get strange calls and a number of anonymous but very loving letters arrive. After a while you realise that you have seen the same man in the street and in various places you visit. In fact he appears to be following you. This man makes friends with your associates and finds out a great deal about you. He becomes a pervasive presence in your life and finally declares his undying love for you. Although you make it plain you do not reciprocate his feelings he misinterprets everything you say as encouragement ( he may be a male member of SYM, I am not sure ) He begins to intercept and open your mail; and he hacks into your computer. He alienates your friends. The police do not take your complaints seriously. Finally, after a particularly bad tempered encounter, you get through to him that you do not love him. As he cannot live with that knowledge he murders you in the time honoured fashion.

I wish I had made a Christmas Cake

[QUOTE=Fiona]I wish I had made a Christmas Cake[/QUOTE]

Granted, you creat the most fabulos(sp?) cake ever, after serving it though, you soon realize that you found an empty soggy box of rat posion in it. Your patrons tell you it was wonderful, and as soon as they all say it, they fall out of their chairs with foam dripping out of their mouths.

I wish that there was a way to tell the guilty from the innocent when it comes to trials that is 100% correct.

Granted, you get an infallible lie detector and better forensic scientists. They can prove beyond a shadow of doubt who the true perpetartor is. Only problem is the human element. The juries don't believe it and so you're almost back at square 1.

I wish SYM could be a safer environment when I want it to be.

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish SYM could be a safer environment when I want it to be. [/QUOTE]

Granted, but with Demo's new lie detector we see that you were lying and your true motives were reveiled so your wish backfires and SYM turns into a chaotic environment where phreddie is left to wonder around leaving devastation in every thread......so nothing has really changed

I wish I could gain 60 pounds