Top Ten signs you are addicted to BGII

Andrinor · Post by **Andrinor** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 10:51 pm

You are awake at 2:00 AM reading the "top ten signs you are addicted to bgII."

BTW, I like Garcia's "When fighting five guys you jump on the skinny guy in the back of the pack since he looked most likely to be a mage." Funny thread, this is.

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Tue Jul 31, 2001 1:50 am

You are always trying to identify new things
" mmm.. is that a quail egg?..It is!!"

incandescent one · Post by **incandescent one** » Tue Jul 31, 2001 8:14 am

Actually when I kill shotgun someone in CS I type in "Death comes for you, FEEL IT'S ICY TOUCH"

Koveras · Post by **Koveras** » Wed Nov 06, 2002 7:33 pm

AHHHH, I've read every post of this thread! But anyway,

-You go into random houses to search for loot, and do not fear the owner's wrath because you know that they can't talk to you unless YOU initiate the dialogue...

(these posts are awesome, I cant believe I actually do some of the stuff.)

Impaler987 · Post by **Impaler987** » Wed Nov 06, 2002 9:00 pm

You walk into the women's locker room and you're convinced that you can quickly "hide in the shadows" in a completely lighted area with no obstacles to retreat behind before they turn hostile.

Daragen · Post by **Daragen** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 4:24 am

- You are walking down the street, you hear a couple of cops talking about a missing priest, and you immediatly head for the sewers.

- You honestly want to be a bard

VonDondu · Post by **VonDondu** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 10:45 am

You know you're addicted if:

When people become angry, you see a red circle around their feet.

(I had a dream a few months ago in which another person "turned hostile" and a red circle appeared, just like it does in the game. When I woke up, I remembered it and laughed.)

serjeLeBlade · Post by **serjeLeBlade** » Thu Nov 07, 2002 11:13 am

90% addicted: if you actually want to try to put your cat in your backpack

100% addicted: if your backpack is full of knives, bladed weapons, flaming arrows, acid darts, poisoned daggers, *STILL* you think that it's a good idea to put your cat in it "because it is safer"

Beyond recovery: if your cat gladly agrees with you

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 7:25 am

You are walking through a shopping mall with a floor of large red and white tiles, and you carefully skirt around the "red" tiles...

InfiniteNature · Post by **InfiniteNature** » Sun Nov 17, 2002 10:00 pm

When you have a true heart to heart conversation with your brother or close family member, and in response to their heart felt response, you ask what class do you think I would be best at in the world, this actually happened.

When you go to bed every night, hoping that you wake up in Baldur's Gate II, then have a dream about actually waking up in Baldur's Gate II, then waking up you think about the best encantation to dimension door your way there.

Funny thread by way, all, I especially liked the you shall all suffer you shall all suffer one.

Oh dum dum, you know your obsessed when your parents recomend a self help class for Baldur's Gate addiction.

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 11:13 pm

You expect your dumped friends to run after you to make sure you don't want them hanging around anymore, and then agree to wait in place until you decide to return for them.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 12:11 pm

You know you are addicted when:

You wont end a conversation until the person you're speaking to starts to repeat himself.

Since you think any task, even as simple as walking to the nearest store and buy milk, will enventually improve your ability to handle your job anyone can get you to run errands for them.

You really do think that all beggars are the same.

You assume that everyone, no matter how far from you their field of competence is, needs you assistance.

NiteWulf · Post by **NiteWulf** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 3:44 am

You start talking to your hamster

You cast "Known Allignment" on people you meet for the first time

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 6:50 am

Originally posted by NiteWulf
You start talking to your hamster

I do that

Arch_Angel · Post by **Arch_Angel** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 6:59 am

lol this thread certainly has grown. Apologies if anything like this has already been said...............

When your at the cinema and some idiot is talking in front of you, you grab a handful of red skittles/m&m's and proceed to throw them at the back of the offender's head. When they turn around to face you, assure them that your "magic missiles" was just the start and if they still don't stop talking - wave your mars bar under their nose and assure them if they don't shut up you will smite them with your "wand of fire"

Krynus · Post by **Krynus** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 9:42 am

You pickpocket any chicken you see just incase it happens to have swallowed any rare gems.

NiteWulf · Post by **NiteWulf** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 1:17 pm

Originally posted by Bloodmist
I do that

Who doesn't?

We're all doomed....

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 3:36 pm

In our latest D&D campaign our party somehow ended up in space and was approached by lunarelves. I am playing a dwarven fighter/barbarian but he died in our last fight. Our druid reincarnated me but I came back as a badger. A tiny animal but according to the rules my strength increased by four. So now I am a tiny rodent(badger) with giant strength in space... sounds alot like boo doesn't it

I still play this game after many years hehe

Kato · Post by **Kato** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:55 pm

ROFL!! This is just too fun!

I have one too:
You die with your brother's charised hc diablo character because the game didn't stop when you pushed the spacebar. (This actually happened to me, and let's just say that he wasn't pleased with his sister....)

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:00 pm

Originally posted by Kato
I have one too:
You die with your brother's charised hc diablo character because the game didn't stop when you pushed the spacebar. (This actually happened to me, and let's just say that he wasn't pleased with his sister....)

LMAO!
It didn't help to apologize? People get too attached to their characters