Something or another wars episode V: The spam comes back

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:28 am

: I'll do it anyway!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:28 am

:speech: : Why, I never!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:29 am

:devil: : Ah, shut up, you do it all the time!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:29 am

: Is that a devil in the forum?

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:31 am

Relax! He's been here all along! It's the Lord of Spam!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:33 am

: You're lying, spam is a product of unfortunate circumstances!

:devil: : I'm always lying, but that's not the point!

:mischief: : Then why should we believe you?

:devil: : Ah, shut it, good-boy! Maybe I'll just leave then! You'd miss spam terribly, wouldn't you?

: No need to be hasty! We were only joking!

:devil: : Well I knew it! You're all in my pocket!

: I'm certainly not!

:devil: : Well I'll tell you something, sonny! Everyone here is pretty sick of you!

: Oh, I seriously doubt that! [laughs nervously]

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:44 am

:mischief: :speech:

: We are!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:45 am

: *ehum* Well I suppose I'll be leaving then! [starts sobbing]

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:46 am

:mischief: :speech:

: Please do!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:47 am

:devil: : Ok, everybody, let's throw a party! Spam away!

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:46 am

Naffnuff wrote:Glam spam, thank you ma'm!
:speech: :devil:
(Family photo, so you know what we all look like)

Guys, I think you all need group therapy...

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:47 am

Naffnuff wrote:Isn't this a great way to get your post count up?

No it's not. You should be ashamed of yourself! Ashamed!!

Naffnuff wrote: : No it isn't!

Actually, it is

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : Yes it is!

But you shouldn't!!

Naffnuff wrote: : I'll do it anyway!

Even at the cost of the lives of innocent women and children????

Naffnuff wrote::speech: : Why, I never!

But you did! but you did!

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : Ah, shut up, you do it all the time!

Hehe, he got you there

Naffnuff wrote: : Is that a devil in the forum?

Neh, that's just one of the moderators:devil:

Naffnuff wrote: Relax! He's been here all along! It's the Lord of Spam!

I somehow don't think that Fable will take kindly to being called a Lord of Spam...

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:55 am

Naffnuff wrote: : You're lying, spam is a product of unfortunate circumstances!

Yeah, just blame it on the circumstances, we all know that one. However: spam doesn't produce spam, people do!

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : I'm always lying, but that's not the point!

So concluding from that one, you are... never lying, no, always lying, perhaps... but, maybe... not this time, or, no... I'M CONFUSED!!

Falls on the floor crying

Naffnuff wrote::mischief: : Then why should we believe you?

Because he never lies, I think that he was trying to say that

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : Ah, shut it, good-boy! Maybe I'll just leave then! You'd miss spam terribly, wouldn't you?

Nope, I've gotta a whole basement full of it

Naffnuff wrote: : No need to be hasty! We were only joking!

I once didn't get pickles on my hamburger because someone was joking. You still think that's funny?

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : Well I knew it! You're all in my pocket!

Whoa! when did that happen??

Naffnuff wrote: : I'm certainly not!

Bravo!

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : Well I'll tell you something, sonny! Everyone here is pretty sick of you!

No I'm not! He's my personal hero!!

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:12 am

Naffnuff wrote: : Oh, I seriously doubt that! [laughs nervously]

Yeah! He.. rocks! [starts sweating]

Naffnuff wrote: :mischief: :speech: : We are!

So group therapy didn't work out for you?

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:16 am

Naffnuff wrote: :mischief: :speech: : Please do!

So group therapy really didn't work out for you?

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:17 am

Naffnuff wrote::devil: : Ok, everybody, let's throw a party! Spam away!

No! I think spamming is wrong! The idea that someone would repeatly spam just to get his post count up makes me sick!! I'm out of here..

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:26 am

Loooooooooool!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good one, Oopah!

You had me laughing my pants off!

But, FYI, it wasn't intended as spam per se. No Sir! It was a philosophy of spam, no less, no more!

Oh, look, I'm nearing a hundred!

[smiley expressing excitement]

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:33 am

Naffnuff wrote:Loooooooooool!

Good one, Oopah!

You had me laughing my pants off!

Really?

I hope it wasn't your favorite pair

Naffnuff wrote:But, FYI, it wasn't intended as spam per se. No Sir! It was a philosophy of spam, no less, no more!

Ah yes, I believe all great philosophers have such moments. It is rumoured that if you dig deep enough into the Spam Factory, you'll find a similiar spree by Karl Marx

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:34 am

Hold ... on ... just ... just ... a ... little ... bit ... more ...

[smiley expressing exhaustion]

Tada!

[triumphant smiley!]

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:36 am

Naffnuff wrote:Oh, look, I'm nearing a hundred!

[smiley expressing excitement]

Ah yes, the old 100 mark. All innocence is lost when one ventures beyond there... Especially if you got there by spam philosophy:speech: