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....Of course! The cheese would pose the worst threat to their main food source, tubby custard! You quickly grab what ever you landed on the runn away to discover its a .....

... nibbling on the cheese they are no longer as aggressive as before. But this is making them come towards you with open arms.. Oh no THEY WANT A HUG!!...

...you look at the stuff you've just grabbed. Ugh! Gross!
You give the tubbies a group hug while surreptitiously wiping you hand on their clothes...

You also take the time to raid their pockets, only to pull out a Tubby stung gun!!!!! Now where's the manual?..

...must be in Wikipedia! You use your cell phone to go on-line and find the much needed info (hoping it was not edited by damn liberals). Here it is! You read:

Tubby stun gun (British: stunner, New Zealand: stung gun, USA: gun) is a gun used by teletubbies.

You check the blue words:

STUNNER (New Zealand: stung gun, USA: gun) is a gun used by teletubbies...

STUNG GUN (British: stunner, USA: gun) is a gun used by teletubbies...

GUN: A gun is a weapon. It can be used to shoot bullets. Guns can be used to kill people, so they are illegal in many countries. In United States people can buy guns and use them for defence.

ARRGH!!!!! WHERE IS THE MANUAL??????

Here it is, 5 steps past infinity.

...meaning Infinity QX56 4WD with Voice Recognition, Hard Drive Navigation System and Bluetooth hands-free phone system. YES!!! OH, YES!!!! You cannot contain your excitement...

.....but the phone you saw was just a hologram. Intending to find the real phone, you have to find a shop which sells one.....

...no, it is your confusion kicks in again. Your cell phone is for real. And a gleaming brand-new Infinity is parked next to the mousetrap. So close!!!! You bite through the iron bars and...

....an anvil appeared out of nowhere and flattened you. Now, one has to wonder how to drag yourself out of the anvil......

You say to yourself, " Don't panick. It is just an anvil... HELP!!!!!"

Unfortunately, your Teletubbian friends don't hear your screams. You are on your own. With tremendous effort you draw the stung gun, aim at the anvil and pull something that might be tentatively considered a trigger. Hard to tell without a manual.

BANG! When you regain consciousness, you make an observation that after the explosion the anvil landed onto the pressure plate. The good news - the Mousetrap door is now open. The bad news - you are completely flattened, like a rug. Maybe if you could curl yourself up and roll…

...but before you think about your next move a storm seems to be picking up. Your paperthin body gets caught in the wind and you start blowing away from the door...

towards an enormous fire pit. You can feel your paper-thin body start to curl at the edges with the heat...

.....but lucky for you, a storm is brewing nearby and within seconds, it rained, putting out the fire in the process. Now, you're all soggy and wet. Had to think of some way to move yourself forward.....

You need to get dry. You spot a few glowing embers from the firepit that had been extinguished by the rain storm and drag your soggy self towards them to dry. The embers are nicely warm and you start to feel a little drier, just then a gust of wind left over from the storm, blows your soggy body onto the biggest and hottest ember. Your last memories of this your current existance is a sizzle of hot steam as you are engulfed by the dying flames of the glowing coal like substance. You are transmorgified into a pile of ashes and lie there as the last of the storms winds cool you. You fade into the greyness of your ashy existance. This cannot surely be the end? Ignominious or what? Just then the ember who had apparently been the means to your end, your ultimate demise flared and you find yourself rising into the air on feathers of irridescent hues. A phoenix? The sun sparkles off your glorious feathers and you waft skywards on thermals of sweet, warm summer breezes. Just as you are getting to grips with this fabulous new you...

PS: [Des if you shoot the phoenix, I swear I will hunt you down and well....grrrrr. So don't!]

PS: [Des if you shoot the phoenix, I swear I will hunt you down and well....grrrrr. So don't!]

Hey, who gave you the right to threaten me? Anyway...

[Continued from previous post]....were caught in a hailstorm and my, do those hail hurt. You quickly fly above the clouds to escape the hailstorm. After several hours of flying, you come across a pond. You make a graceful landing and drank the water. In an instant, you transform back into your original human form. The phoenix transformed into some armband with a dial on top. You fiddle around with it and found out that you can transform into a phoenix and back again. Cool. Now, time to try it on that mousetrap door.

You used the phoenix form and blasted a the door. A huge gap appeared where the door once stood. Delighted, you ran into the room.....

where you see a man named Vespucci drawing a map. He blinks as he spies your Phoenix form and says "Of course!!" That's what I will name this new town I am founding in the Southwest desert. He madly scribbles on the map and then runs from the room when .............

...an eager crowd of war-painted natives armed with Tomahawks and flasks of Fire Water enters the room and starts slicing and dicing the map, the inkwell, and the table. Perhaps, they don't want any towns built on their territory? You say, "Um, nice to meet you guys, but I really got to go" and try to leave...

EDIT: Des, here is your chance to start shooting...

.... But the natives have you cornered with your back to a cliff. Using the powers from your armband, you create a circle of flame separating both you and the hostile natives. You spot a nearby plane wreck and instantly, both forms merged, transforming you into a phoenix with bullets. With this new upgrade, you pelt those natives with fiery bullets. The natives away ran screaming and hurling curses at you.

Tired, you walk over to a nearby well to take a sip of water. After being refreshed, you continue your journey to the nearest town. Problem is, you have no map. Now to find that Vespucci guy, wherever the heck he ran off to.....

...you follow the scent trail left by Vespucci's socks... At that moment, the curses hurled at you by the natives earlier begin to affect your mainframe...