we will all die!! (bizar huh?)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:47 pm

Good night Mr.Sleep

I'm here....just busy...Taking over the World at the moment

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:48 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
Hey Sleepy - you going? I have 20 minutes left and you are going...

Goodnight mate! See you on the other side...

I'll stay. Have a peanut. Where's my ***s gone?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:51 pm

Hey Fezek - thanks for keeping me company! lol!

The ironic thing is I have Bon Jovi playing at the moment and "Dying Aint Much Of A Living" has just come on! LMAO!

12 minutes to go...

And no I am not a BJ fan - it happens to one of the few CDs my decrepit CD player will play at the moment!

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:55 pm

No worries.
Fezek swigs some meths.
I'll put some Morrisey on . That should cheer things up.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:04 pm

@Fezek - do you have

1) This Charming Man
2) Heaven knows I am Miserable NOw
3)Big Mouth Strikes Again
4) Last Night I dreamt Somebody Loved Me
5) Shoplifters Of The World Unite

<<Yshania swings big bunch of Gladioli in anticipation>>

Goodnight Weasel and Feze...

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:06 pm

Yshania..RIP!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:18 pm

I have BEER!!!!!!!

ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:22 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I have BEER!!!!!!!

ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, DP. Give me a pint.

...For a memory of Yshania.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:25 pm

A pint for Minerva.

I will live until I'm 85.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 4:28 pm

Thank you, DP.

I don't know how long I live, but hopefully, not 85.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Aug 05, 2001 10:37 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
@Fezek - do you have

1) This Charming Man
2) Heaven knows I am Miserable Now
3) Big Mouth Strikes Again
4) Last Night I dreamt Somebody Loved Me
5) Shoplifters Of The World Unite

<<Yshania swings big bunch of Gladioli in anticipation>>

Goodnight Weasel and Feze...

Well i own the first 4, and they are class, just more from Sleepy's eclectic archives

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sun Aug 05, 2001 10:53 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I have BEER!!!!!!!

ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!

Well I better not - I think my blod has been changed with alcohol the last 3 days

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 12:01 am

Originally posted by Xandax:
Well I better not - I think my blod has been changed with alcohol the last 3 days

yeah me too

I think i am still drunk from this saturday, two of my M8s fell of the chair Simultaneously!!

that is a sign of a good night

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 12:07 am

Sounds like it - but I'm getting to old for this - all friday and all sunday, I was just trashed because of hang-overs and tiredness

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 12:13 am

Originally posted by Xandax:
Sounds like it - but I'm getting to old for this - all friday and all sunday, I was just trashed because of hang-overs and tiredness

trashed because of hang-overs....nope never heard of it

it IS getting harder to regenerate the next day the older you get, we will have to stop drinking......Naaaaa!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 12:18 am

Originally posted by Garcia:
trashed because of hang-overs....nope never heard of it

it IS getting harder to regenerate the next day the older you get, we will have to stop drinking......Naaaaa!

No way - I'll just take more days off work/study

Or more purple pills from Doc Waverly

[ 08-06-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 12:55 am

purple pills?? they are not the ones with Mitsubitsi sign on are they?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 1:06 am

I've never looked at them - Doc Wav. gives we take

Garcia · Post by **Garcia** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 1:41 am

ahhh so he is kind of and online pusher

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Aug 07, 2001 12:30 am

Death Test
You can expect to die on:

October 15, 2053
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gay Test
According to the Gay Test...
You are 72% GAY!

people less gay than you (74%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (23%)
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Stress Test
You exhibit a stress percentage of

15%

which barely registers. Get a job.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

that nearby fire.

your significant other.

consciousness.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gender Test
It all adds up...
You are definitely a woman!
86%
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Slut Test
You are

46% slutty
which miraculously ties the worldwide average of 46%.
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B1tch Test
You are certifiably:

42% b1tch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%
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Greed Test
Greedy Animal! You are...
49% greedy!

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 184 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
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@$$ Test
Hmmm... You scored a:

17 %

on the @$$ quiz, which is not enough for my full moon.
And here's my advice for you to achieve more @$$ in the future:
You didn't have enough confidence in your own @$$ Learn to work it more!

You're not adventurous enough! Get out there and explore. Sniff around or something.
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Wealth Test
Congratulations! Based on inflation, taxes, the anticipated world economy, melting icecaps, free love, the global yeast war of 2017, the Canadian depression of 2021, and your personal financial outlook, you can expect to be worth one million dollars at...

39 years old!

This is how you'll make (or lose) big bucks during your very eventful life.

2005: You set the world record for longest toenails, get sponsorship from Foot Locker.

2007: Coke habit out-of-control, switch to Sprite!!!

2014: Doctors discover that beer makes you richer.

2016: Your Gristle 'n' Gravy super-store wasn't the category-killer you thought it would be.

"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, noted crap-monger, and star of TV's Melrose Place. I'm also a psychic. Anyway... I predict that your first million dollars will be made in 2019, in the following ways: "

$124,000 begging in the streets.

$305,000 through lucrative nerd-ism, like me, Bill Gates.

$364,000 working 9 to 5.

$207,000 odd-jobs for the Pope.
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Sex Test
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

8 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 22,
in a foreign country.

The info on your 8 future sex partner(s):
8 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
As you get older, your tastes will change drastically.
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Un-Telligence Test
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 58% Un-telligent
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Pregnancy Test
According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

39 children. ((

))

Here are some stats about your next one:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 9 lbs. 8 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 7%
Most likely defect: old-age
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Purity Test
You are 49% Pure!
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Personality Test
GURU
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

Like just 12% of the population you are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what happened to Jesus.

Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.

@.@ Those are strange tests. That pregnancy one really scared me.

According to these tests, I'm a mostly impure, slutty, b1tchy, greedy, stressless lesbian who will have sex with 8 women and get rich by the age of 39 and give birth to 39 kids.

:lookout: