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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:25 pm
by Weasel
Seeing that Vixen doesn't want to see his tattoo, Sleazel heads his cart towards Georgi .

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:26 pm
by Waverly
Georgi: be careful what you wish for, Weasel is on his way and he's backing something mighty potent for you
Vix: The deck chairs were already broken, I got them cheap... just like my help.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:28 pm
by Minerva
@Waverly: And how about drink? Did you get them cheap as well? <scared look>
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:32 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>@Waverly: And how about drink? Did you get them cheap as well? <scared look></STRONG>
All the liquor is top shelf. If there's anything to worry about it's the quality of the dishwashing <nods to Weasel drying glasses in the buff...>
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:33 pm
by Weasel
Heading back around the pool, looking for Georgi, Sleazel runs over Minerva's foot.
"Sorry Minerva

can't stop and talk, boss has me on a strict orders and the more I mess up, the more he takes from my pay"
"I'm down to a penny day now, anymore and I will be paying Waverly for me to work"

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:36 pm
by Minerva
@Waverly: You let Sleazel wash glasses?
<considers moving to the other pub>
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:37 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>@Waverly: You let Sleazel wash glasses?

</STRONG>
I had to use them speedo's for something.

Cleans glasses real good.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:38 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>@Waverly: You let Sleazel wash glasses?
</STRONG>
He told me he had a tool that would reach to the bottom of the tall tumblers

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:39 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>He told me he had a tool that would reach to the bottom of the tall tumblers

</STRONG>
I misplaced my *tool*

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:43 pm
by Minerva
OMG

No wonder drink tastes and looks odd...
Waverly, you must make sure what your assistant is up to, or this place will be closed...
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:47 pm
by Waverly
<sees Weasel in the corner furtively mixing drinks with his 'tool'>
OMG

It's OK Minerva. Weasel will be right out with a complimentary drink.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:47 pm
by Georgi
*quietly calls the health inspectors*

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:50 pm
by Weasel
Notice of Termination of Employment
Dear Sleazel,
It has come to my attention, complaints about you have risen. My fine club can not have this.
Please turn in your cart and speedo, and pick up your check.
You are fired!!!
With regards,
Waverly.
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:51 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>*quietly calls the health inspectors*

</STRONG>
No, no. Everthings fine. Stir one up for Georgi as well, Weasel. Drinks are on the house... just excuse me if I pour my own

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:53 pm
by Georgi
*runs back to the Red Lion to pick up a bottle and a glass, just in case...*
No, that's ok Wavy, I'll serve myself...

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:56 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>*runs back to the Red Lion to pick up a bottle and a glass, just in case...*
No, that's ok Wavy, I'll serve myself...

</STRONG>
Here, let Weasel get you some ice <motions to Weasel sucking on ice cubes by the back freezer>
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:56 pm
by Minerva
I feel sick...

Not by drink, but by things I've seen here...
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:57 pm
by Weasel
Fired again, Sleazel walks along the beach, his check turned out to be a bill for damages. A breeze comes in off the water, sending a chill down Sleazel. No money to buy boxer shorts, he decides to run to warm up.

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:58 pm
by Georgi
Uhh, no ice thanks Waverly... I am drinking shots anyway

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:58 pm
by Waverly
Originally posted by Minerva:
<STRONG>I feel sick...

Not by drink, but by things I've seen here...</STRONG>
Oh dear. I am truly sorry. Let me have Weasel fix you some food. That will make you feel better.
Hey, were did he go?
[ 06-10-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]