Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 6:21 am

ATTN. BS!

Judging Curdis' revelation of his hidden talent, we may have discovered the Tavern's much needed minstrel!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 10:30 am

Do we really need more excuses for Sleepy to shut it down?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 10:33 am

Curdis, that was priceless.....no really it was.

So it looks like the prosecution has pretty much died, I wonder where this leaves us now?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:07 pm

by BS
So it looks like the prosecution has pretty much died, I wonder where this leaves us now?

Back in Business, it's showtime

Who's thirsty. I just whooped up a triple batch o'shine guaranteed to cripple even the highest constitutions and tolerances. BS, your first.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:08 pm

First and last as always ned.

It's a good day to get blitzed

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 1:22 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
First and last as always ned.

It's a good day to get blitzed

Everyday is a good day to get blitzed...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 1:57 pm

Looks like we're going to need some more of that tea.

No, not EG, CM; I'm talking about the McBane express.

Can anyone explain all that banter from Gwalchmai about acting as prosecution. Wasn't he in attendance for the wet t shirt contest. And all that jazz about ridiculing the uncoordinated who spill beer. 'sup wid dat. This tavern is about neutrality, however, the incompetent must be punished. Ah, I'm rambling.

Shot anyone.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 2:07 pm

**Hands Ned a small rice paper square with a crocodile printed on it. ** Drop this in your shot.

**pops one in his own glass**

Bottoms up!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 2:54 pm

Shot anyone

Not lately, but Gwally was tempting me for a minute there.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:14 pm

Dude! Whats the deal with business it can't be going slow! Do you want me to go around the other threads and drag people in forcing them to drink alcohol? I'll never need forceful coersion to drin but some people need ummm... reeducation...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:14 pm

by McBane
**Hands Ned a small rice paper square with a crocodile printed on it. ** Drop this in your shot. **pops one in his own glass**

Last time I remember, this stuff sets you back at least a day. cool print though, never saw flying crocs before.

Aw well, bottoms up.

"The Bunnies are only the beginning."

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:18 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

Last time I remember, this stuff sets you back at least a day. cool print though, never saw flying crocs before.

Aw well, bottoms up.

"The Bunnies are only the beginning."

Dude! Where the hell is mine? I need booze dammit!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:19 pm

booze nippy??? Perhaps McBane should explain what you're dealing with here.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:22 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
booze nippy??? Perhaps McBane should explain what you're dealing with here.

I know exactly what it is, I just need to know if I can mix with a slammer!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:24 pm

Well, I am off here, heading to the shed out back to put the finishing touches on a new drink I have been working on. I would have finished it before, but my Radioactive Proof suit just came in the mail.

Take it easy all. (you'll need your strength when I pass out the new booze)

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:59 pm

nippy,

I believe McB's crocapillies will work with damn near anything.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:35 pm

WHAT! CLASS "A" SUBSTANCES BEING SERVED!? That's illegal!

Anyhoo I'll have a mug of that shine and a pint of the trips oh and one for yourself barkeep. Class "A' when only the best will do. - Curdis !

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:21 pm

Serve me up a Class A substance too. I'm ready to deal with any consequences.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:46 pm

Well since you two have already signed the waiver.......

Puts on radioactive gloves and takes out a specially made jug. Bours the smoking liquid into two glasses.

better drink quick, that stuff has a tendancy to eat throuh the glasses. I guess that means people will not be able to get away with sipping on one beer for an hour anymore.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 8:28 pm

I didn't sign no stinking waiver

Not that it matters *Burp* but I snuck in here on a false ID about 42 pages back and I didn't sign no steenking waiver. I did apply for a job though and I still haven't even had my application acknowledged *hic*. Hmm, this leaves an aftertaste like, I don't know blueberries? It sure has something odd in it *chug-chug-chug*. Who's the sauve looking dude in the picture? Oh my, oh my, oh my, here comes the BUNNIE rush - Curdis !