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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 6:21 am
by Maharlika
ATTN. BS!
Judging Curdis' revelation of his hidden talent, we may have discovered the Tavern's much needed minstrel!
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 10:30 am
by Aegis
Do we really need more excuses for Sleepy to shut it down?
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 10:33 am
by Bloodstalker
Curdis, that was priceless.....no really it was.
So it looks like the prosecution has pretty much died, I wonder where this leaves us now?

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:07 pm
by Ned Flanders
by BS
So it looks like the prosecution has pretty much died, I wonder where this leaves us now?
Back in Business, it's showtime
Who's thirsty. I just whooped up a triple batch o'shine guaranteed to cripple even the highest constitutions and tolerances. BS, your first.
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 12:08 pm
by Bloodstalker
First and last as always ned.
It's a good day to get blitzed

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 1:22 pm
by Nippy
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 1:57 pm
by Ned Flanders
Looks like we're going to need some more of that tea.
No, not EG, CM; I'm talking about the McBane express.
Can anyone explain all that banter from Gwalchmai about acting as prosecution. Wasn't he in attendance for the wet t shirt contest. And all that jazz about ridiculing the uncoordinated who spill beer. 'sup wid dat. This tavern is about neutrality, however, the incompetent must be punished. Ah, I'm rambling.
Shot anyone.
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 2:07 pm
by McBane
**Hands Ned a small rice paper square with a crocodile printed on it. ** Drop this in your shot.
**pops one in his own glass**
Bottoms up!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 2:54 pm
by Bloodstalker
Shot anyone
Not lately, but Gwally was tempting me for a minute there.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:14 pm
by Nippy
Dude! Whats the deal with business it can't be going slow! Do you want me to go around the other threads and drag people in forcing them to drink alcohol? I'll never need forceful coersion to drin but some people need ummm... reeducation...

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:14 pm
by Ned Flanders
by McBane
**Hands Ned a small rice paper square with a crocodile printed on it. ** Drop this in your shot. **pops one in his own glass**
Last time I remember, this stuff sets you back at least a day. cool print though, never saw flying crocs before.
Aw well, bottoms up.
"The Bunnies are only the beginning."

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:18 pm
by Nippy
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:19 pm
by Ned Flanders
booze nippy??? Perhaps McBane should explain what you're dealing with here.
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:22 pm
by Nippy
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
booze nippy??? Perhaps McBane should explain what you're dealing with here.
I know exactly what it is, I just need to know if I can mix with a slammer!

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:24 pm
by Bloodstalker
Well, I am off here, heading to the shed out back to put the finishing touches on a new drink I have been working on. I would have finished it before, but my Radioactive Proof suit just came in the mail.
Take it easy all. (you'll need your strength when I pass out the new booze)

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:59 pm
by Ned Flanders
nippy,
I believe McB's crocapillies will work with damn near anything.
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 5:35 pm
by Curdis
WHAT! CLASS "A" SUBSTANCES BEING SERVED!? That's illegal!
Anyhoo I'll have a mug of that shine and a pint of the trips oh and one for yourself barkeep. Class "A' when only the best will do. - Curdis !
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:21 pm
by VoodooDali
Serve me up a Class A substance too. I'm ready to deal with any consequences.
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:46 pm
by Bloodstalker
Well since you two have already signed the waiver.......
Puts on radioactive gloves and takes out a specially made jug. Bours the smoking liquid into two glasses.
better drink quick, that stuff has a tendancy to eat throuh the glasses. I guess that means people will not be able to get away with sipping on one beer for an hour anymore.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 8:28 pm
by Curdis
I didn't sign no stinking waiver
Not that it matters *Burp* but I snuck in here on a false ID about 42 pages back and I didn't sign no steenking waiver. I did apply for a job though and I still haven't even had my application acknowledged *hic*. Hmm, this leaves an aftertaste like, I don't know blueberries? It sure has something odd in it *chug-chug-chug*. Who's the sauve looking dude in the picture? Oh my, oh my, oh my, here comes the BUNNIE rush - Curdis !