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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:33 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Darzog]Texas doesn't deserve your sympathy anyway. We're all pretty pathetic down here.[/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:35 pm
by Juniper
[QUOTE=Ravager]Good plan. Can I join you? :mischief:
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LOL.. well sure (if you can find me)
:laugh:
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:35 pm
by Ravager
Easy. :devil:
[QUOTE=Darzog]Texas doesn't deserve your sympathy anyway. We're all pretty pathetic down here.[/QUOTE]
Well, that's good. So, I can hire someone to bomb Texas?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:37 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, that's good. So, I can hire someone to bomb Texas?
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You could easily outsource that job to another country, if you know what I mean.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:39 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Aramant]You could easily outsource that job to another country, if you know what I mean.[/QUOTE]
Oooh. I'll tell Bush that the terrorisats he's looking for come from his homeland. Wait...he'll start bombing you then.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:40 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]Oooh. I'll tell Bush that the terrorisats he's looking for come from his homeland. Wait...he'll start bombing you then.
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Not me, man! I'm from Canadia!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:43 pm
by Ravager
*gasp* You're an even bigger target then!!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:46 pm
by Juniper
Maine is safe! His Daddy lives here!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:46 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Juniper]Maine is safe! His Daddy lives here![/QUOTE]
So do you...yeah, you're safe. :laugh:
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:48 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]*gasp* You're an even bigger target then!!
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I know! Oil, AND fresh water?! Le gasp!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:51 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Aramant]I know! Oil, AND fresh water?! Le gasp![/QUOTE]
*shakes head sadly* Poor Canadia. I have such fond memories of it and it's ice-hockey loving fans saying 'eh' every five minutes...
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:52 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, that's good. So, I can hire someone to bomb Texas?
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Just be careful, we shoot back here. Actually, usually we shoot first then ask questions later. And usually we skip the asking questions part and just go get some beer. Well, it's actually like we get more beer since the first rounds of beer lead to the shooting first policy.
Um, yeah, have someone bomb us. We'll all be better off.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:55 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Darzog]Just be careful, we shoot back here. Actually, usually we shoot first then ask questions later. And usually we skip the asking questions part and just go get some beer. Well, it's actually like we get more beer since the first rounds of beer lead to the shooting first policy.[/QUOTE]
I thought that was the Australian policy....
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:56 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=Aramant]Not me, man! I'm from Canadia![/QUOTE]
Canadia... isn't that the state up north that we don't let vote for President? Yeah, they're upset cause we won't buy their lumber and cattle cheap anymore. If it wasn't for hockey they might realize they could form their own country. :laugh:
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:00 pm
by Darzog
[QUOTE=Ravager]I thought that was the Australian policy....[/QUOTE]
I am TOTALLY offended. We are completely different than Australians!
We have wussier beer and we don't BBQ shrimp.
Meeting time.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:01 pm
by Ravager
Maybe they're just good with dem dere hockey sticks....
[QUOTE=Darzog]I am TOTALLY offended. We are completely different than Australians!
We have wussier beer and we don't BBQ shrimp.[/QUOTE]
I KNEW they were better! :laugh:
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:01 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Darzog]Yeah, they're upset cause we won't buy their lumber and cattle cheap anymore.[/QUOTE]
Why would we want you to buy it cheap in the first place? Or did you mean cheap in the sense that it would cost us less wood and moo-cows for more of your money?
[QUOTE=Ravager]Maybe they're just good with dem dere hockey sticks....[/QUOTE]
Honestly, I don't even know what region of Canada that accent is from. The accents they flaunt on This Hour Has 22 Minutes and The Royal Canadian Air Farce... I've never heard anyone talk like that in real life.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:07 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Aramant]Honestly, I don't even know what region of Canada that accent is from. The accents they flaunt on This Hour Has 22 Minutes and The Royal Canadian Air Farce... I've never heard anyone talk like that in real life.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't mocking a Canadia accent...I'd have gone for the Zed/Zee thing...though we say it Zed in England too, so I'd be all the worse off...
Ooh, I can mock the Americans with it instead!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:10 pm
by Aramant
[QUOTE=Ravager]...I'd have gone for the Zed/Zee thing...[/QUOTE]
Or "aboot"... but again, I've never heard anyone say that either. I have no idea where that accent comes from. It can't be the east, because they have their own wonky "I'sthabyethabuildsthaboat" thing going on. Maybe it's the west? Or the prairies... who knows.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:12 pm
by Ravager
The Americans just make it up and foist it on the world as the truth...